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Article taken from a local paper called The Onion. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/desdentado.gif[/img]
Excuse me, beautiful, mind if I stand next to you and do some talking? I don't mean to intrude, but couldn't help but notice that you were sitting all alone and enjoying yourself. There's just one problem:If you're here right now, then that means heaven must be missing an angel or something to that effect. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img]
I'm trying to tell you that you're pretty like an angel I want to sleep with, is the point. Your eyes are blue like the sky or water, whichever you prefer. And your lips are really red like- I don't know- that girl's lips over there.
So do you have a boyfriend or what? Because I don't have all night to waste on talking to you if you're dating someone. Do you have a mirror in your pocket so I can see myself in your pants? How about a quarter, so I can call my mother and tell her I found the girl of my dreams. I'm not actually going to call her she's been dead for two years now and it's actually 35 cents now anyway and I'd probably just use my cellphone, but I'll take the quarter from you if it will get you in the sack.
We should go back to my place and do some math. We'll add a bed, subtract our clothes, and do other math stuff relating to sex. I'm pretty sure we've met in a past life or in my dreams or something, so you should feel comfortable in lowering your standards. Also your shoes are nice, so I'm sensitive and observant. If you really need me to, I could buy you a drink to show you I have some money and then we could do it in the bathroom.
Wait, don't go. just one more thing. I lost my phone number. can I have yours so I can call you later about having sex?
Excuse me, beautiful, mind if I stand next to you and do some talking? I don't mean to intrude, but couldn't help but notice that you were sitting all alone and enjoying yourself. There's just one problem:If you're here right now, then that means heaven must be missing an angel or something to that effect. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img]
I'm trying to tell you that you're pretty like an angel I want to sleep with, is the point. Your eyes are blue like the sky or water, whichever you prefer. And your lips are really red like- I don't know- that girl's lips over there.
So do you have a boyfriend or what? Because I don't have all night to waste on talking to you if you're dating someone. Do you have a mirror in your pocket so I can see myself in your pants? How about a quarter, so I can call my mother and tell her I found the girl of my dreams. I'm not actually going to call her she's been dead for two years now and it's actually 35 cents now anyway and I'd probably just use my cellphone, but I'll take the quarter from you if it will get you in the sack.
We should go back to my place and do some math. We'll add a bed, subtract our clothes, and do other math stuff relating to sex. I'm pretty sure we've met in a past life or in my dreams or something, so you should feel comfortable in lowering your standards. Also your shoes are nice, so I'm sensitive and observant. If you really need me to, I could buy you a drink to show you I have some money and then we could do it in the bathroom.
Wait, don't go. just one more thing. I lost my phone number. can I have yours so I can call you later about having sex?
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