Jamaican Women

[Nunya]

Re: Jamaican Women

That's so flippin funny [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] but on the flip side: after being with us for so long, shouldn't you be able to connect the dots fi yuhself???

A so oonuu head tuff??? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img]

[RichD]

Re: Jamaican Women

head nuh tuff wi jus hopeful

[Boricua_papi]

Re: Jamaican Women

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JM1</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Only in the sense of kipping mi mout shut until the storm has left the coast and moved inland.

You see MMK,, women tend to be global thinkers. Yesterday is today and today is tomorrow. Any and everything thing is related and nothing is ever explicitly stated. It is impossible to argue with someone who thinks this way.

For example, let's say a man forgot some Hallmark holiday.

You come home and har face benn up.

You say, "whaapen boo"?

You will never hear these words: "You forgot to get me a card and a present for ____________ (insert Hallmark holiday here) and I am very hurt. I feel like you don’t appreciate what I do for you and as matter of fact, I am getting the feeling that other people seem to have more of your attention these days."

What you will hear instead is something that goes like this:

"Nothing".

A foolish man, instead of letting it go and waiting for sanity to reign, will press gamely ahead and say "how yuh mean nothing ?" and will get something like this:

"Weh yuh noh go awks..." (insert the name of some other woman here….yuh modda, sister, co-worker, anyone else).

The man then says: "What (inset name of woman here) haffi do wid anything" ? And gets this:

" All week long mi de awks yuh fi go a Home Depot an pick up some _____so mi can finish _____ di ________. Mark yuh, mi neva awks yuh fi dweet fi mi, mi juss need yuh fi buy di ______. But no man, always have something more important fi duh.."

I challenge any man to figure out at this point what the hell is going on. And most will think that it has to do with something he forgot to pick up at the hardware store on his way home.

WRONG !!!
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Dis is perfect. It captures di whole dynamic wid J'can women. They are evil (present company excluded of course).

[ZaraJah]

Re: Jamaican Women

LOL [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

[MarieK]

Re: Jamaican Women

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: B_P</div><div class="ubbcode-body">[quote=JM1]J'can women. They are evil (present company excluded of course). </div></div>

raise wan eyebrow

[Serenity82]

Re: Jamaican Women

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Empress_Aynat</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mrs. MarieK</div><div class="ubbcode-body">what was the impression he had of us </div></div>To make a loooong story short.....

That we would not put up with his two timing million baby momma neva have a dolla lying stealing cheating [censored]. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] and I think words like chop up an kick dung were thrown in for good measure [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div> [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img]

[Serenity82]

Re: Jamaican Women

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JM1</div><div class="ubbcode-body">A woman cannot be argued with. Successfully.

It took me many years to learn this. </div></div> [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Serenity82]

Re: Jamaican Women

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JM1</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Only in the sense of kipping mi mout shut until the storm has left the coast and moved inland.

You see MMK,, women tend to be global thinkers. Yesterday is today and today is tomorrow. Any and everything thing is related and nothing is ever explicitly stated. It is impossible to argue with someone who thinks this way.

For example, let's say a man forgot some Hallmark holiday.

You come home and har face benn up.

You say, "whaapen boo"?

You will never hear these words: "You forgot to get me a card and a present for ____________ (insert Hallmark holiday here) and I am very hurt. I feel like you don’t appreciate what I do for you and as matter of fact, I am getting the feeling that other people seem to have more of your attention these days."

What you will hear instead is something that goes like this:

"Nothing".

A foolish man, instead of letting it go and waiting for sanity to reign, will press gamely ahead and say "how yuh mean nothing ?" and will get something like this:

"Weh yuh noh go awks..." (insert the name of some other woman here….yuh modda, sister, co-worker, anyone else).

The man then says: "What (inset name of woman here) haffi do wid anything" ? And gets this:

" All week long mi de awks yuh fi go a Home Depot an pick up some _____so mi can finish _____ di ________. Mark yuh, mi neva awks yuh fi dweet fi mi, mi juss need yuh fi buy di ______. But no man, always have something more important fi duh.."

I challenge any man to figure out at this point what the hell is going on. And most will think that it has to do with something he forgot to pick up at the hardware store on his way home.

WRONG !!!
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