hear noh!!!

[Suesumba]

so this philipina - mid 40's-- in here. like shi duz love awf har blakk man dem. hennyhowz shi come in mondeh wid har hair blonde. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] so me, being the kindhearted person that i am asked her why shi did it. she had nice shiny pin straight black hair [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif[/img]

she said "well the black guys love blonde hair". so i'm like "you realize that you'll never be a white woman with blonde hair, right? your philipina", why the hell would you do your hair like that for some guy. besides, it makes you look washed out".

anyway, since mi and har par well more times, she never took offence. my co-workers have long since realized what an unpleasant cow i can be at times, so they tolerate my ghastliest gaffes. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70365-flirt.gif[/img]

i don't know what i find more disturbing. the blonde hair, or the fact that she's a football groupie and these guys are all in the 24 y/o region. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img] it's not like she's one of these pixie type philipina needer. she's got heft [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/dance01.gif[/img]

k. live and let live. i'm done.

[julie*mango]

Re: hear noh!!!

Oh Sue you unpleasant cow.. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70459-hugs.gif[/img]

[Suesumba]

Re: hear noh!!!

ah mean. one monday she failed to show for work because she parties to hardy that she didn't know what day it was [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crazy.gif[/img]

[julie*mango]

Re: hear noh!!!

Air head [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img] Anyway, look on the bright side, at least unoo have someone to gossip about in the office. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crazy.gif[/img]

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: hear noh!!!

Lawd jeezas Sue, mi know smaddie like dat [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] except fi di race, di oooman classless soh till..inna bar a pick up man har owna dawta dem screw an leff [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/vomit.gif[/img]

[Suesumba]

Re: hear noh!!!

i wish i could be like that. i always dreamed of the day when i'd have more freedom to go out. where do i find my blasted self? in the art gallery [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img] or pan asian dinner meet-ups [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: hear noh!!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i wish i could be like that. i always dreamed of the day when i'd have more freedom to go out. where do i find my blasted self? in the art gallery [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img] or pan asian dinner meet-ups [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img] </div></div>well yu done know mi a lang time rumhead, soh mi hang out at di bars and pubs an clubs an so on an so forth, BUT mi noh pick up nar chase aftah nobaddie in deh. Di people watching is GLORIOUS though, [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] mi dis a membah satdeh night...[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] dese chree ooomens, look like dem juss tep aff a "the real OC" (a tink a soh di show name) anywho, dem all dolled up, di chree put togeddah weigh bout 60 lbs combined. yu fi si dem a fling demself aftah dese african menz, lawd it did hembarrasing but funny said time....den when di bredda dem git up a leff di oooman dem, one a dem come to mi fren dat mi was dere wid..bout if him can gie har change fi di juke bax an a push up har rib cage inna him face...hear mi fren to har...ask the waitress wha mi look like to yu [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Suesumba]

Re: hear noh!!!

you meant 600 pounds didn't you? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whatever.gif[/img] i've been courted as girlfriend material by *certain* overweight women who want me to take them to reggae clubs to meet blakk men [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img]

are blakk men certified chubby chasers?

[julie*mango]

Re: hear noh!!!

in JA when me and my larger friend go out she always gets more attention from the men.

[Compry]

Re: hear noh!!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">so this philipina - mid 40's-- in here. like shi duz love awf har blakk man dem. hennyhowz shi come in mondeh wid har hair blonde. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] so me, being the kindhearted person that i am asked her why shi did it. she had nice shiny pin straight black hair [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif[/img]

she said "well the black guys love blonde hair". so i'm like "you realize that you'll never be a white woman with blonde hair, right? your philipina", why the hell would you do your hair like that for some guy. besides, it makes you look washed out".

anyway, since mi and har par well more times, she never took offence. my co-workers have long since realized what an unpleasant cow i can be at times, so they tolerate my ghastliest gaffes. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70365-flirt.gif[/img]

i don't know what i find more disturbing. the blonde hair, or the fact that she's a football groupie and these guys are all in the 24 y/o region. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img] it's not like she's one of these pixie type philipina needer. she's got heft [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/dance01.gif[/img]

k. live and let live. i'm done. </div></div>

Tropi was right eh? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] Yuh coworker name Aurora?

[Suesumba]

Re: hear noh!!!

/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] Yuh coworker name Aurora?

no. Emily. and she keeps pictures of these young guys all around her desk [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crazy.gif[/img] her husband was a guyanese black man. she always calls me "GURRLFRAIN" which would annoy the hell out of me if she wasn't otherwise so sweet.

[Compry]

Re: hear noh!!!

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] @ GURRLFRAIN

She's trying to relate to you. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Suesumba]

Re: hear noh!!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Compry</div><div class="ubbcode-body">[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] @ GURRLFRAIN

She's trying to relate to you. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>

if it was anyone else it would have been "off with their head!!!" a long time ago but she's sweet. she even sings R&B to me and comes in with braids from time to time [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crazy.gif[/img]

[julie*mango]

Re: hear noh!!!

She sunnn like a missedumaketteddd Philipinooo

[Phatty]

Re: hear noh!!!

I got more attention in JA when I was overwieght. When I lost the weight men hardly noticed me.