noisy sex

[blugiant]

How can anyone take a study about sex in England serious? English people and good sex just don't go together. I live in a townhouse and the 3rd floor is rented to a young couple dem go at it every day. No noise except for the wife who sounds like she is crying (like she is getting a beat down) but their bed sure makes a lot of noise. It doesn't bother me - it's healthy. I only told them that maybe they need to invest in a new bed or put down some padding on their floor together with plush new carpeting. Yes, their bedroom is directly above mine and sometimes their activities wake me up. Yep, my tenants are healthy young people.

iinglish accent do sinting fe mii. nah lie mii luv itt wen wan aff den prim ann proper english ooman start fe git noisy wen den doinn da nastee

[blugiant]

you should have started bashing pots and pans (not enamel ones, those chip).

diss mekk mii laff sue

so wat de storee behind yuh bashinn pots ann pans

[Peasie]

iinglish accent do sinting fe mii. nah lie mii luv itt wen wan aff den prim ann proper english ooman start fe git noisy wen den doinn da nastee

tory come to bump

[R_C]

Almost two-thirds of women said they intentionally made more noise to help their partner finish.

Does that cost more ?

[j-kid]

Mi hav wan breadrin whe sey, him noiser dan him wife. Him sey wen dem goh hotel, shi haffi cover up him mouth saka him scream soh loud wen him ah bus..

[Suesumba]

Mi hav wan breadrin whe sey, him noiser dan him wife. Him sey wen dem goh hotel, shi haffi cover up him mouth saka him scream soh loud wen him ah bus..

what's up wid all di braying, whinnying, and ballouting? ah soh it strenuous fi man?

[Nunya]

what's up wid all di braying, whinnying, and ballouting? ah soh it strenuous fi man?

erhm, mi did ask one time, lawd, and I was told to imagine smaddy bawlout "FIRE!" and everybady mek a rush fi de door. Nobady nah give way, everybady waa go chroo de door same time... I was told to imagine, if de door coulda 'feel' how de door ooda 'feel'...



So yeah, apparently it strenuous...

[Suesumba]