yard men

[rie]

me has one question for all of uno out dere. Wha mek yard man tink im so special?
1. dem all tink dem is de best lover in de world even if dem bed works nah good at all
2. dem tink they gourgeus[sp] ewen wen dem has face ongly a madda coul love
3. most of dem has no money
4. ALL of dem has more dan 1 women

I jus no seeit. Me grow wit dem and let me tell ya dey PRIDE and boast to dem friends bout how much oman dey dere wit. Me can't bother at all wit dat. Me has one cousin and she a tek back her hussie. De whole fambly shame by him and his ways. He did act like him nah married at all in Jamaica. Now she take him in HER house, HER car, HER LIFE. He come to de U wit ZERO $$.

Now de fambly waana step in. We nah wanna see her throw her life away.

Oh btw, he sends his paycheck to his mother. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif[/img] He expects to live of her earnings and our fambly. She is falling for it!!!!

Wha cha now, de man fe go back to Jamaica.

Wha mek yard man so special??

[ILP]

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aye sah...

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[rie]

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ya hair a stay so electric!
Yard man do dat to ya?
Or USA man?
aye say
you tink yard man special?

[Hush Darlin]

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but fe you patwa noh soun like yawd patwa

[ILP]

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das why mi seh aye sah SS...

aye sah...

[Hush Darlin]

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mi noh blame you enno
aye sah

[kia027]

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mebbe cause she grow away from yawd? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

[ILP]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tishamae</div><div class="ubbcode-body">ya hair a stay so electric!
Yard man do dat to ya?
Or USA man?
aye say
you tink yard man special? </div></div>

tishamae...try not doing the patois thingy. you might get someone to take you seriously and actually answer your question.

aye sah...

[rie]

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aye sey.........ya still nah answer de question out your hair????

Me can write patio or americano.

Me come here to get some fresh stories to try and help out me cousin. If no one waan a answer oh well. It is worth a try to get her away from dis here using man. My experiances are to far in the past and mostly forgotten.
Woman on here build houses for men they are not married to, put all thier money to thier 'man', save every $$ for vacation usally Negril....
So wha mek a Jamican man so special???

I see 'changing your name' you have no input....aye sey [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[julie*mango]

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you say you can write patio? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

[Shine_Eye_Girl]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Keyer</div><div class="ubbcode-body">mebbe cause she grow away from yawd? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] </div></div>

dat avatar need fi go..yu muss wan mi fi have bad dream.

ah weh do yu man............

[Nunya]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tishamae</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Me can write patio ... </div></div>

...and decko an verandaho an porcho...

[Shine_Eye_Girl]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tishamae</div><div class="ubbcode-body">aye sey.........ya still nah answer de question out your hair????

Me can write patio or americano.

Me come here to get some fresh stories to try and help out me cousin. If no one waan a answer oh well. It is worth a try to get her away from dis here using man. My experiances are to far in the past and mostly forgotten.
Woman on here build houses for men they are not married to, put all thier money to thier 'man', save every $$ for vacation usally Negril....
So wha mek a Jamican man so special???

I see 'changing your name' you have no input....aye sey [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img] </div></div>


is weh yu juss seh ah wile ago...... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

aye sah..... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[rie]

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ok. I admit my patio/pawtwa is rusty. LOOONG time since me visit yard. Me grow there for years, until my mother see the light and bring me back to the usa. My mother and myself is trying to talk to cousin D. Nothing is working. We have long forgotten the 'charms' the yard men seem to posess.
Ladies do you have any suggestions at all? Minding our own business is out of the question.

[diabolical_Tanya]

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don't you deh wid a yaad man? di one wid di lang teely and yu put blue ointment pan it one time when di wukkins did mek it scrape up?

Or is my spreadsheet wrong [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]