yard men

[rie]

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no maam, your spreadsheet wrong. My man is full 'hot' blooded african american. Me done wit yard men LOOOOONGGGGG time ago.
After 1 year, I still have the blue dressing on hand at all times.
Me embarass in public when he get aroused as it looks like a 14 man tent there [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
no one answer the question yet
What make women give everything to the yard men them?

[diabolical_Tanya]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tishamae</div><div class="ubbcode-body">no maam, your spreadsheet wrong. My man is full 'hot' blooded african american. Me done wit yard men LOOOOONGGGGG time ago.
After 1 year, I still have the blue dressing on hand at all times.
Me embarass in public when he get aroused as it looks like a 14 man tent there [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
no one answer the question yet
What make women give everything to the yard men them? </div></div>

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] mi spreadsheet mostly right [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] juss di nationality of yu man mi haffie go update [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70371-jump.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[diabolical_Tanya]

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Oh an mi is unable fi answer yu question [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] mi noh know any Jamaican men stay soh...perhaps yu cousin D need fi improve har taste in men because it look like shi pick di wrong one [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bubble.gif[/img]

[rie]

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yes she is with the wrong one. When he uses her savings up, he is the type that will look 'greener$' pastures. We juat hate to see her go through it all again.
Uno take it for joke, but last time cousin had a nervous breakdown and none of we wish that on her again.
Check my previous posts. I remember you were so curious where I grow, come from etc.
just maybe someone will answer the question or share a story that we might relate to D that might just might wake her up.

[julie*mango]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tishamae</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Me can write patio ... </div></div>

...and decko an verandaho an porcho... </div></div>


Nunya you are such a b word.. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] but yu funny doah [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]

[diabolical_Tanya]

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Well if she been through it before and did not learn, why mek you tink shi ago learn from smaddie else mistake? Make her go get counseling or bax har few times, might smarten her up...I dunno I am happily single

[Hush Darlin]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Empress_Aynat</div><div class="ubbcode-body">don't you deh wid a yaad man? di one wid di lang teely and yu put blue ointment pan it one time when di wukkins did mek it scrape up?

Or is my spreadsheet wrong [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] </div></div>
ROTHFLMAO [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
dear fawda up a heaben look dung and have some massy
fran a bawn
mi naily choke pan mi laff

[Hush Darlin]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tishamae</div><div class="ubbcode-body">ok. I admit my patio/pawtwa is rusty. LOOONG time since me visit yard. Me grow there for years, until my mother see the light and bring me back to the usa. My mother and myself is trying to talk to cousin D. Nothing is working. We have long forgotten the 'charms' the yard men seem to posess.
Ladies do you have any suggestions at all? Minding our own business is out of the question.
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BOAL
a patio you a chat fe chroo

[JM1]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tishamae</div><div class="ubbcode-body">me has one question for all of uno out dere. Wha mek yard man tink im so special?
1. dem all tink dem is de best lover in de world even if dem bed works nah good at all
2. dem tink they gourgeus[sp] ewen wen dem has face ongly a madda coul love
3. most of dem has no money
4. ALL of dem has more dan 1 women

I jus no seeit. Me grow wit dem and let me tell ya dey PRIDE and boast to dem friends bout how much oman dey dere wit. Me can't bother at all wit dat. Me has one cousin and she a tek back her hussie. De whole fambly shame by him and his ways. He did act like him nah married at all in Jamaica. Now she take him in HER house, HER car, HER LIFE. He come to de U wit ZERO $$.

Now de fambly waana step in. We nah wanna see her throw her life away.

Oh btw, he sends his paycheck to his mother. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif[/img] He expects to live of her earnings and our fambly. She is falling for it!!!!

Wha cha now, de man fe go back to Jamaica.

Wha mek yard man so special??
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We have a good grasp of syntax and semantics.

[Phatty]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tishamae</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Me can write patio ... </div></div>

...and decko an verandaho an porcho... </div></div>

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] insteada unooo correct people!
It's Patios, but i'm sure it was a typo [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img]

[Hush Darlin]

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cho Phatty wha mek u haffi gwaan so [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Hush Darlin]

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well Tishamae maybe you cousin hubby mussi have a good bamboo and him kno how fe use ie so she hafi heng awn

[rie]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SweetSsop</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Empress_Aynat</div><div class="ubbcode-body">don't you deh wid a yaad man? di one wid di lang teely and yu put blue ointment pan it one time when di wukkins did mek it scrape up?

Or is my spreadsheet wrong [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] </div></div>
ROTHFLMAO [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
dear fawda up a heaben look dung and have some massy
fran a bawn
mi naily choke pan mi laff </div></div>

a serious ting sweets it make one print inna de toliet bowl [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/inlove1.gif[/img] me don't like unexpected company as me has to run go look see if de bowl has a blue print [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif[/img]

[rie]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SweetSsop</div><div class="ubbcode-body">well Tishamae maybe you cousin hubby mussi have a good bamboo and him kno how fe use ie so she hafi heng awn </div></div>
tonight we all get together. What a ting me waan a box de hussie down as well as the rest of the family.
My man Tea takes hussie outside for a walk. I am in the bedroom alone wit cousin D. She tells me say, hussie's bamboo no function good. When him dewit it ova ina second! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] She tell me say him don't umhum, do the american full 100 style, he just about missonary and done quick quick! Me can't believe my ears. So I ask her why she break it off with the man she was seeing to go back to hussie. Well she say hussie has land a yard, and one day she wants to live there. Her x boyfriend lives in a rented apartment. She believes hussie has changed his philandering ways [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/desdentado.gif[/img] and will soon become thhe stud he once was. Now I must start a new topic....
Hopefully she will get tired of the minute man and start to miss the umhem 'american style'

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tishamae</div><div class="ubbcode-body">ya hair a stay so electric!
Yard man do dat to ya?
Or USA man?
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