SueSumba

[Bandana]

Re: SueSumba one week trip report

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
frankie's eyes twinkled as he took the details of my bank account, transit number and location. i asked him to post $2,000 bail. my account balance was $9,350 after i'd given him $2,500 earlier that evening when he left so he could take his sister shopping.

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[Englan Girl]

Re: SueSumba one week trip report

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I am so glad I'm reading this at home. I'd have been in serious trouble at work [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[LINDA]

Re: SueSumba one week trip report

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">it was my luck that a brand new shipment of tie tac with glow in the dark moon and stars were on sale.

i climbed my telescopic ladder and applied the tie tac to the ceiling. frankie would be pleased. what man wouldn't appreciate a caring woman like me.</div></div>

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Sue, in case no one else told you today, [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/iluvu.gif[/img] and appreciate your sense of humor to no end [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

[Compry]

Re: SueSumba one week trip report

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Englan Girl</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

I am so glad I'm reading this at home. I'd have been in serious trouble at work [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>

Oh man, I was reading this at work today and trying so hard not to laugh out. I kept holding it in and the more I held it in, the more the tears rolled down my face. Sue is hilariously funny.

[Compry]

Re: SueSumba one week trip report

Sue, kindly please continue with the trip report.

[CeaBee]

Re: SueSumba one week trip report

*bump*

[Suesumba]

Re: SueSumba one week trip report

mi didda pray seh unnu figget bout dis, caz mi can't keep my stories straight. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crazy.gif[/img]

... continued:


that night when frankie arrived, we sat down for the romantic dinner i had prepared.

the wine kicked like a mule and it wasn't long before we were nuzzling by the candles and sweetly sashaying off to the sateen covered bed.



we sat on the edge of the bed. frankie looked nervous and yet sure of himself at the same time.

frankie: Sue, there's something i want to ask you.

ZING!! went the strings of my heart. i knew that after the three months we've been passionately in love, he was going to make me an honest woman.

i looked deeply into his eyes and anticipated those words...

frankie: Sue, will you marry me?

me: frankie, my heart, my very soul, my life, of course i shall darling.

frankie: Sue, there are a couple of conditions i'd like you to consider....

suddenly, my heart wasn't zinging anymore, rather it was droning on like the sole baritone clarinet in a zydeco band [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img]

frankie: Sue, i need to live in a house with lots of windows. i mean i was in jail for six years before we met and i just don't like being confined. do you know what it's like being locked up in the big house?

me: why, frankie, no... well, at least not until last night...

frankie: furthermore, i want a really educated woman. a smart woman. want a university educated woman, you know, someone i can talk to..

me: but frankie, you told me you didn't finish high school...

frankie: well times have changed. i want you to buy a house with more windows and upgrade your education.

well, i was somewhat confused, but knew he meant only the best for me.

frankie: another thing, my sister has to live with us...

me: ... uhm... i'll see what i...

frankie: babyloves you know you're the most beautiful woman in the world. i need some money to send to my mother. shi just took sick over there in calablasia district.

no sooner had his strong forceful lips found mine i found myself driving over to the bank to make an early withdrawal....

[applepie]

Re: SueSumba

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]mercy a tell yu

[MsExced]

Re: SueSumba

Sue you're a riot thank goodness I'm reading this at home. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]