Mi have some tings pan mi mind......

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Mi have some tings pan mi mind......

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Empress_Aynat</div><div class="ubbcode-body">mi did give it to him before </div></div>

.... so the wedding ring, the baby seat in the minivan, the constant pages from his wife ~~ erm ~~ room mate, even the fact that you were present at his wedding didn't twig to you? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img] </div></div>[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] yu love tek semi serious ting mek joke....Lawd mi could a tell some story bout di car seat dem dat mi have heard over di years [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] but dat is annada day an annada post [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

[Suesumba]

Re: Mi have some tings pan mi mind......

i've been hit on by a guy with a car seat in his van Anyat... that's why mi mek di joke... when i asked him who the babyseat was for he said "my nephew" [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Mi have some tings pan mi mind......

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i've been hit on by a guy with a car seat in his van Anyat... that's why mi mek di joke... when i asked him who the babyseat was for he said "my nephew" [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img] </div></div>a noh you one mi dear, Mi did fly goh a farrin one time fi check dis bredda mi did meet on a previous visit. (him did buy mi ticket) When him pop di truck fi mi fling een mi bag mi si di cyar seat wid di infant carrier [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] him mussi neva expect mi fi carry mi owna bag roun a back. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Some man yu si [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Lawd mi did glad dat mi did have frenz an fambly in a dat deh city [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/iluvu.gif[/img] Oprah [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Mi have some tings pan mi mind......

Why is it now the "in thing" for trendy dining establishments to hire a bunch a T&A as the serving staff? And the way they dress [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] I fear that I may find pubic hair in my meal di way how di frock dem shawt. And god bless dem if dem have 3 brain cells fi share between 10 a dem [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/vomit.gif[/img]

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Mi have some tings pan mi mind......

What is up with grown assed women in business who chat like dem a 4 year ole pickney? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bexbad.gif[/img] mi juss feel fi bax dem dung

[Suesumba]

Re: Mi have some tings pan mi mind......

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Empress_Aynat</div><div class="ubbcode-body">What is up with grown assed women in business who chat like dem a 4 year ole pickney? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bexbad.gif[/img] mi juss feel fi bax dem dung </div></div>

the ones that end every sentence like it's a question? even though it's not? with the raised inflection on the end?

and the dyam flip flops in the office [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad2.gif[/img] i really hate people [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad2.gif[/img]

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Mi have some tings pan mi mind......

Now let's discuss the state of customer service as it currently stands in USA/Canada [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bexbad.gif[/img]

Today mi call a certain airline [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif[/img] when di ooman finally answer di phone, an mi tell har what mi INTEND fi do. (not wish to or a beg to) Fi har fuss response. Oh no ma'am you CANT do that. My response: Oh really[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bexbad.gif[/img] well you had better look in to it real quick here because my man has a ticket to fly from X to Z with your airline, well he aint gonna be in X he's gonna be in Y so YOU better figure out how to get him from Y to Z. And then mi seh It really is not that difficult I managed to do it for my other man yesterday [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smirk.gif[/img] If you would like I'll tell you how. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bexbad.gif[/img]

a feel fi line up di whole a dem an juss have a baxdung session, wid likka an music. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bexbad.gif[/img]

lawd do I need to disclaimer dat when mi seh my man mi noh really mean my man as in man mi deh wid mi mean man as in a work ting \0/

[Suesumba]

Re: Mi have some tings pan mi mind......

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Empress_Aynat</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Now let's discuss the state of customer service as it currently stands in USA/Canada </div></div>

... sore spot [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad2.gif[/img]

the little censoreds don't understand that their position is about CUSTOMER SERVICE. if you can get them to even make eye contact with you you're lucky.

it's a mystery to me how if you ask them, maybe a stupid question all you can get is "huh" but when their cell phones ring they can burble a mile a minute. with all those piercings around their mouths and on their tongues that make them look like fence posts. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]

if they don't like dealing with the public wnhy didn't they just take a job in the box unloading stuff? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad2.gif[/img]

[CeaBee]

Re: Mi have some tings pan mi mind......

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Empress_Aynat</div><div class="ubbcode-body">What is up with grown assed women in business who chat like dem a 4 year ole pickney? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bexbad.gif[/img] mi juss feel fi bax dem dung </div></div>

what? dem seh "oopsie" and "upsy daisy" ? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

i feel your pain tanya [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70459-hugs.gif[/img]

gone fi wonda if me is one a dem ooman [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70361-embarassed.gif[/img]

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Mi have some tings pan mi mind......

A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay,

but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.


Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair.



"Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?" he asks.

"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"

"Sure."

"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks.

"No, I can remember it."

"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so's not to forget it?"

He says, "I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."

"I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?" she asks.

Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream –

I got it, for goodness sake!" Then he toddles into the kitchen.

After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.

She stares at the plate for a moment. "Where's my toast?"

[JM1]

Re: Mi have some tings pan mi mind......

Forget the car seat, you really dated men who drive minivans ?

[JM1]

Re: Mi have some tings pan mi mind......

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">And god bless dem if dem have 3 brain cells fi share between 10 a dem.</div></div>

We don't care.

[Kurlie]

Re: Mi have some tings pan mi mind......

ooiiieeee, Tanya, you mind no tired? the amount a tings you got pon it. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Mi have some tings pan mi mind......

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kurlie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">ooiiieeee, Tanya, you mind no tired? the amount a tings you got pon it. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img] </div></div>Mi have nuff more to.....mi a contemplate a panty intervention fi dis ooman mi si a mawnin time pannie bus...yessideh shi wear tight white pants wid white POLKA DOT bingo baggy [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img] an den dis mawnin shi wear off white skirt wid WHITE bingo baggy [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img] mi did feel fi ask har dis mawnin if shi figat har slip [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]