HOme alone - clothes, undergarments only or nutt'n at all
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Re: I got a story but answer this first
Fully dressed (usually in jogging suit) and ready to jump out the window if any emergencies.
Funny, but I also keep my flashlight, matches and candles near my bed when alone. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70361-embarassed.gif[/img]
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Re: I got a story but answer this first
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Zarah</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Fully dressed (usually in jogging suit) and ready to jump out the window if any emergencies.
Funny, but I also keep my flashlight, matches and candles near my bed when alone. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70361-embarassed.gif[/img] </div></div>LOL. Mi keep a knife unda mi mattress [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img] an one inna mi car to
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Re: I got a story but answer this first
awrite it gotta be quick for boss soon come an mi have documents fi turn aroudn gi him but here goes.
Reading zarah's questions reminds me of an issue that constantly happens in my home. I LOVE my space and my house and the freedom and I always am comfortable in dere. My routine is as such. pull eeento di garage walk in, go to the laundry room strip dung tuh bare essentials and get comfortable. If mi haffi cook mi wi hawl on wan t-shirt but during the week we don't normally cook much) so this particular time I warned Mr. Marie that I will be comfortable well wah mi seh was "mi a guh wawk roun inan wi house inan mi drawz suh mek sure yuh call before yuh come home if ennybaddy gwine be wid yuh"
Suh him gawn an mi spread mi blanket pan di sofa inna mi pon di riva pon di bank an brazierre fi match. Garage door leff open.
Him figet seh one a him coworker was coming tuh di house an inna Jawjia here peeple juss wawk eeen juss suh suh di man wawk eeen. Him seh hello an mi faws asleep sprawl out inna mi pon di riva pan di bank wid lace accents (rememba dis)
Suh ennyhow apparently mi neva wake up an di man see mi an mek a beeline outta di house and nexx ting mi know di phone ring an missa marie call an seh if smadyd come deh mi seh no him seh ok him soon come home.
Mi get up put hawl awn mi jammies an guh heat up di dinna set di table an missa marie come home wi eat an him call di man who suppose fi come deh come pick up sinting an di man nah ansa.
Two week layta him nention to mi seh di bredda deal wid him funny, like him shy or sinting, totally avoid him.
suh faws fawud tuh a month ago. Anodda coworker of his came over for dinner and mi drop it Marie style pon dem, full course all out feast suh di coworker an him wife siddung a have jrinks wid wi and mr. marie mention di bway name (wi will call him Tony) and di coworker (also yaadie seh).
Bway, di wan Tony funny nuh baxide. Mr. Marie seh wahmek, di coworker tell him seh "well Tony nuht ellmi a who but him tell mi seh him guh a wan yaad fi guh check a bredren an when him wawk eeen him di man ooman laydung inna panty an brazzierre and di gyal supposedly look wicked inna laydung deh" well Tony haffi punctuate ie yaad style hear him "bredren, mi seh di man seh di ooman gat some bress deh an nat a stan ahair nuh nuh pon di leg dem, mi seh di man haffi fly outta di house for ennyhow him did tan deh, him ooda haffi feel up di di bress dem"
Unu really waan di en a di tory
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mek a gi unu for boss soon come an mi nuh duh nutt'n yet
Suh di bredda dem deh deh a chat an an di coworka wife a dead wid laff now.
Suh di coworka still deh deh a chat an missa Marie fine ie funny suh den di bredda seh "eh, a bout chree week now Tony a look fi wan a dem deh out fit fi buy gi him wife, yow my yout, di man tyad fi guh victoria secret guh axe dem fi pink lacey pantie but a peer a di string string wan dem him see deh"
den mi stawt put two an two togedda. den him seh "tony seh him feel suh bad fi waan fi feel up di man wife till him nuh deal wid di man nuh more"
Missa Marie being a man nuh get ie yet but fram him seh pink an lace mi memba di day mi laydung it was arou d 3 1/2 week before dis suh ennyhow mi decide fi play a chrick pon Tony.
Mi know seh a company event was coming up and him an him wifey a guh be dere suh mi write dung di name a di store and di style numba an him a try avoid mi but mi walk up tuh him greet him and di wife suh when mi see him alone mi seh "Tony, a nuh Victoria Secret di panty sell, is Maidenformm, see di numba yah an yuh wifey can fit a size 7 panty but fi di bra juss cyarry one a wah she wear an yuh will fine ie"
Di man nearly spit out di heineken. Mi tell Mr. Marie an him seh mi shudd'n dweet. But hear wah happen now. Dem supaviza dawta was getting marrij an a few workers was invited an mi guh an dem deh deh.
Tony an wife included. Suh as usual di man dem gravitate and mi greet di wifey and notice seh she have dis glow. Suh mi seh "JoAnn, you look great" but mi notice seh is pure winks a gwaan between she an di hsuband and mi all notice seh hari done and she a kip up harself good tuh raxtone suh mi seh "honey you look different, what's up" she seh "Marie, gyal, mi nuh know wah get up inna Tony, him come home wan day wid some undagyaments and it has been pure fun since den, a doan have di energy, di love mekkin gawn chroo di roof, wi all a guh a hotel sometime ennuh, kakafawt missis, every pay period mi get a new set"
Tony's wife and I aren't friends but because we are normally stuck at hte same events and our husband's call each other we end up talking. It nuh sound like Tony mention ie tuh di wifey suh mi leff ie alone.
awrite ie done.
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Re: I got a story but answer this first
lol aye sah Lady Z, wah eva wuk fi dem.
Mi know if mi neighbor crass fram mi have abinoculars him get sights and more sigts when mi a wawk rung inan di house.
but seriously dowe, yuhknow tuh dis day di man nuh look missa marie inan him eye an yessideh mi had a dinner fi a few friends an him neva come.
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