you know your date is bored when.....

[SandiF]

Re: you know your date is bored when.....

LOL! hahaha!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">You know your date is bored when he starts reading the menu from back to front including the fine print; the engraving on the utensils and the bottom the plates; counting the bubbles in the glass; counting the beams in the ceiling... </div></div>

[ZaraJah]

Re: you know your date is bored when.....

When he asks if you have any sisters or friends who might find him exciting... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smirk.gif[/img]

Oops, sorry, that is when your date knows that YOU are bored. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

[Vi]

Re: you know your date is bored when.....

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: gullygirl</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: coolbeans</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i agree sue, dem shoulda know better man [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img]

at least keep dat to demself until me liquored up [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bexbad.gif[/img] </div></div>

actually di adda day mi goh a wan bredda yawd who mi know fram lang time, him did want mi fi si "the new place". fram di bredda pour mi one glass a wine, mi si condom produce. no hint of glory, nott'n, just di condom package weh look expired. mi juss drain the glass a wine and step.

mi se'em yessideh inna him car him hax mi why mi juss leff soh, mi tell him "oscar, you just have absolutely no class". [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/nahtalktoyuh.gif[/img]

it's not like him even good looking. ugly man like dat fi gwan betta. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bexbad.gif[/img] </div></div>

him jus produce condom jus suh?.. a weh yuh did have awn??.. yuh batty riddaz?? </div></div>
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[Suesumba]

Re: you know your date is bored when.....

mi halta tap a shawts mi dih have awn [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whatever.gif[/img]

[damask]

Re: you know your date is bored when.....

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i used to run out on dates if they started the sex talk over the food, it's like they think they're buying sex with wan plate a food. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad2.gif[/img] </div></div>

brite, as if [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif[/img]

[Zeko]

Re: you know your date is bored when.....

You know your date is bored when:
a. He start talking about all his ex and the great time they used to have.
b. He picks his teeth using the knife as a mirror and fixes his brow.
c. He ask start talking to the people at the next table...

[Vi]

Re: you know your date is bored when.....

You invite him to your house for a romantical evening and in the middle of your sexy monologue he ask you to turn on CNN

[CeaBee]

Re: you know your date is bored when.....

sexy monologue?

poas it here please Vi

look fi notepad

[Vi]

Re: you know your date is bored when.....

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: coolbeans</div><div class="ubbcode-body">sexy monologue?

poas it here please Vi

look fi notepad </div></div>
[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img] okay - here's a likkle sumtin....I would ease close to him, and with my most sultry voice say...

It’s been a long time since I had the pleasure of entertaining such a fine, bulging masculine man as yourself. I’ve fantasized many times about this steamy night that would last until day break. Tonight, that fantasy will be reality. Everything from the delectable meal I’ve prepared and choice of red wine down to the black satin panties and bra I’m wearing is just as I envisioned. I hope you are ready to experience a night you will never forget. Here, let me remove your shoes to help you get comfortable. How’s that??? Now relax while I get the glasses and chilled wine from the kitchen.


"Oh Baby, could you turn on the tv when you pass it….channel 47…CNN…thanks."

[Suesumba]

Re: you know your date is bored when.....

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Vi</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
It’s been a long time since I had the please of entertaining such a fine, bulging masculine man as yourself. I’ve fantasized many times about this steamy night that would last until day break. Tonight, that fantasy will be reality. Everything from the delectable meal I’ve prepared and choice of red wine down to the black satin panties and bra I’m wearing is just as I envisioned. I hope you are ready to experience a night you will never forget. Here, let me remove your shoes to help you get comfortable. How’s that??? Now relax while I get the glasses and chilled wine from the kitchen.
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now I can't find the remote [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/vomit.gif[/img]

[RichD]

Re: you know your date is bored when.....

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img]

[CeaBee]

Re: you know your date is bored when.....



i think it might be a little too long Vi...cut it to about two lines [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Vi]

Re: you know your date is bored when.....

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
now I can't find the remote [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/vomit.gif[/img] </div></div>

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img] it's that bad? I knew I shouldn't write pre-rum

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: you know your date is bored when.....

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Vi</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: coolbeans</div><div class="ubbcode-body">sexy monologue?

poas it here please Vi

look fi notepad </div></div>
[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img] okay - here's a likkle sumtin....I would ease close to him, and with my most sultry voice say...

It’s been a long time I hope you are ready .


"Oh Baby, could you turn on the tv when you pass it….channel 47…CNN…thanks."
</div></div>

Does that work for you Beans [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

[Suesumba]

Re: you know your date is bored when.....

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Vi</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img] it's that bad? I know I shouldn't write pre-rum </div></div>

it's not bad, part of me is joshing you, but if you want me to be honest, it sounds, uhm, too, too, uhm, sultry voice included ... do what i do and just lick his face. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif[/img]