Post your Sexy Monologues here (Inspired by Vi)

[Suesumba]

Re: Post your Sexy Monologues here (Inspired by Vi)

or look deeply into his eyes and say:

"mi puttus, mi ***-*** a jump" [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/inlove1.gif[/img]

[julie*mango]

Re: Post your Sexy Monologues here (Inspired by Vi)

[insert Eartha Kitt's growl here]

[CeaBee]

Re: Post your Sexy Monologues here (Inspired by Vi)

**not writing down none a dese except for hellatops** [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

[Nunya]

Re: Post your Sexy Monologues here (Inspired by Vi)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">or look deeply into his eyes and say:

"mi puttus, mi ***-*** a jump" [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/inlove1.gif[/img] </div></div>

Oh God [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Seveen]

Re: Post your Sexy Monologues here (Inspired by Vi)

waaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii mi belly [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

baby you're the best [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70390-shhh.gif[/img]

[Nunya]

Re: Post your Sexy Monologues here (Inspired by Vi)

Can smaddy try out de following an mek mi know how it go? Ta. I cyaa try it pon David cause im ooda look pon mi like 'Wha...????' [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img]

Big man, mi waa yuh fi shiff mi womb an come up eena mi chess an jook jook up mi tonsils wid yuh buddy [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70365-flirt.gif[/img]

[Shine_Eye_Girl]

Re: Post your Sexy Monologues here (Inspired by Vi)

Mi love it...I gwine try dat one..... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70365-flirt.gif[/img]

[Nunya]

Re: Post your Sexy Monologues here (Inspired by Vi)

k [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Mi waa feedback [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

[Shine_Eye_Girl]

Re: Post your Sexy Monologues here (Inspired by Vi)

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] ok

[Seveen]

Re: Post your Sexy Monologues here (Inspired by Vi)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Can smaddy try out de following an mek mi know how it go? Ta. I cyaa try it pon David cause im ooda look pon mi like 'Wha...????' [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img]

Big man, mi waa yuh fi shiff mi womb an come up eena mi chess an jook jook up mi tonsils wid yuh buddy [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70365-flirt.gif[/img] </div></div>

how long has he been gone [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

i think it will work - but you have to say it softly [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/baby.gif[/img]

[Nunya]

Re: Post your Sexy Monologues here (Inspired by Vi)

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] He's back. But his grasp of patois is woefully limited [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whatever.gif[/img] and if I have to repeat it or say it slowly or explain it I'd lose patience and end up getting bex [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bexbad.gif[/img]

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

[Suesumba]

Re: Post your Sexy Monologues here (Inspired by Vi)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Can smaddy try out de following an mek mi know how it go? Ta. I cyaa try it pon David cause im ooda look pon mi like 'Wha...????' [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img]

Big man, mi waa yuh fi shiff mi womb an come up eena mi chess an jook jook up mi tonsils wid yuh buddy [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70365-flirt.gif[/img] </div></div>

well if him cyann understand the patwa, how about:

"darling, just hurt me?. Bad [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/inlove1.gif[/img] I miss hospital food"
[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70365-flirt.gif[/img]

[Nunya]

Re: Post your Sexy Monologues here (Inspired by Vi)

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] But im affi get supm outta ie eno [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

[Suesumba]

Re: Post your Sexy Monologues here (Inspired by Vi)

i'm sure he's a smart man, he can read between the lines [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/inlove1.gif[/img]

[Nunya]

Re: Post your Sexy Monologues here (Inspired by Vi)

um, noooo... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

I'd have to explain it in English and I haven't the foggiest on how to anglicize it while maintaining its inherent sexiness [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/helpsmilie.gif[/img]