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hmm some men can be so cruel!!...enjoy
> >>
> >>
> >>A married couple at the Zoo walks past the gorilla enclosure.
> >>
> >>Says the woman: "Mark, do you know that gorillas are the only
> >>animals
> >>which resemble men in their behaviour???
> >>
> >>Look, seeing that no one is looking,
> >>I'll expose one of my breasts to it and see how horny it gets just
> >>as men
> >>do".
> >>
> >>Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure enough the gorilla
> >>begins to get a hard-on and grabs the bars of the enclosure as if
> >>it
> >>wanted to break free.
> >>"See - says the woman - "Now I know why you react the way you do,
> >>men
> >>can't control their animal insticts just like
>gorillas can't".
> >>
> >>Says Mark: "Now expose both breasts and let us see what happens".
> >>The woman exposes both breasts to the gorilla and it gets very
> >>excited and
> >>
> >>is now desperately trying to escape from the enclosure.
> >>
> >>Says Mark: "This is incredible, now pull your skirt up, turn around
> >>and
> >>expose your bum to it and let us see what will happen"!!!
> >>The woman pull her skirt up turns around with her bum to the
> >>gorilla
> >>which by now, extremely aroused, breaks free from the enclosure,
> >>grabs the
> >>
> >>woman and starts yanking the clothes off her.
> >>
> >>The woman yells: "Mark, what do I do now? Please, help me"!!!
> >>
> >>Mark replies: "Now give it one of the excuses that you usually give
>
> >>me:
> >>
> >>* That you don't feel like it
> >>* That you have a headache
> >>* That you're tired
> >>* That your throat is aching
> >>* That it is still too early
> >>* That I must understand you as a woman
> >>* That you are depressed
> >>* That you are in one of those days
> >>* That you are having a very busy week
> >>* That all you need is just to cuddle up
> >>* That you're tensed up
> >>* That you have to wake up very early tomorrow
> >>* That you woke up very early today
> >>* That you walked for long and your feet are aching
> >>* That caresses and hugs is all that you want today
> >>* That you're so tensed up that all you want is a good massage to
> >>make you
> >>relax * That you feel like watching TV - That you don't wanna miss
>
> >>the
> >>soapiest
> >>* That you're from the Hair salon and therefore you can't move and
> >>spoil
> >>your hair
> >>
> >>
> >>Go on, explain all that to the gorilla and if it understands, if
> >>you can
> >>persuade it, then I promise you that from today on I'll accept your
> >>excuses"!
> >>
> >>
> >>A married couple at the Zoo walks past the gorilla enclosure.
> >>
> >>Says the woman: "Mark, do you know that gorillas are the only
> >>animals
> >>which resemble men in their behaviour???
> >>
> >>Look, seeing that no one is looking,
> >>I'll expose one of my breasts to it and see how horny it gets just
> >>as men
> >>do".
> >>
> >>Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure enough the gorilla
> >>begins to get a hard-on and grabs the bars of the enclosure as if
> >>it
> >>wanted to break free.
> >>"See - says the woman - "Now I know why you react the way you do,
> >>men
> >>can't control their animal insticts just like
>gorillas can't".
> >>
> >>Says Mark: "Now expose both breasts and let us see what happens".
> >>The woman exposes both breasts to the gorilla and it gets very
> >>excited and
> >>
> >>is now desperately trying to escape from the enclosure.
> >>
> >>Says Mark: "This is incredible, now pull your skirt up, turn around
> >>and
> >>expose your bum to it and let us see what will happen"!!!
> >>The woman pull her skirt up turns around with her bum to the
> >>gorilla
> >>which by now, extremely aroused, breaks free from the enclosure,
> >>grabs the
> >>
> >>woman and starts yanking the clothes off her.
> >>
> >>The woman yells: "Mark, what do I do now? Please, help me"!!!
> >>
> >>Mark replies: "Now give it one of the excuses that you usually give
>
> >>me:
> >>
> >>* That you don't feel like it
> >>* That you have a headache
> >>* That you're tired
> >>* That your throat is aching
> >>* That it is still too early
> >>* That I must understand you as a woman
> >>* That you are depressed
> >>* That you are in one of those days
> >>* That you are having a very busy week
> >>* That all you need is just to cuddle up
> >>* That you're tensed up
> >>* That you have to wake up very early tomorrow
> >>* That you woke up very early today
> >>* That you walked for long and your feet are aching
> >>* That caresses and hugs is all that you want today
> >>* That you're so tensed up that all you want is a good massage to
> >>make you
> >>relax * That you feel like watching TV - That you don't wanna miss
>
> >>the
> >>soapiest
> >>* That you're from the Hair salon and therefore you can't move and
> >>spoil
> >>your hair
> >>
> >>
> >>Go on, explain all that to the gorilla and if it understands, if
> >>you can
> >>persuade it, then I promise you that from today on I'll accept your
> >>excuses"!
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