Male garden tools

[Boopie2]

I swear this one guy"s goal must be how many crotches he can get in his life time. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/popcorn.gif[/img] I'm trying to figure out how he juggles so many women and all of them think they're the only one. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] He says that I treat him like a step child because I don't pay him no mind. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Me and my girlfriend are always telling him his penis is going to drop off one day. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img] The only good thing about him is he's funny and he doesn't mind traveling in his car long distance. How many times have he called telling me he's in New York, New Jersey, Philly, etc. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bubble.gif[/img]

Lightening struck one of his women's houses it caught fire and burned it down to the ground along with his sports car that was in the garage. If I was him I'd take it as a sign or something. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[turtledude]

Re: Male garden tools

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]....yea! So what kind/color sports car? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smirk.gif[/img] ...reminds of a time 36 years ago when I got MY sign...after the deed: I heard words to the effect " yeah, well, I'm still married but it's ok...I have a restraining order on my husband." [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crazy.gif[/img]

[Suesumba]

Re: Male garden tools

the guy is a stud [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif[/img] a man's man [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif[/img] no simpering sissy man he [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif[/img]

[Boopie2]

Re: Male garden tools

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: turtledude</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]....yea! So what kind/color sports car? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smirk.gif[/img] ...reminds of a time 36 years ago when I got MY sign...after the deed: I heard words to the effect " yeah, well, I'm still married but it's ok...I have a restraining order on my husband." [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crazy.gif[/img] </div></div>

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] That's funny turtledude. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]


A yellow Camaro Z28

One of my friends was messing with this woman and her man came home unexpectedly. He had to jump out of a 3 story apartment window, spraining his ankle. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Boopie2]

Re: Male garden tools

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">the guy is a stud [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif[/img] a man's man [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif[/img] no simpering sissy man he [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif[/img] </div></div>

The funniest part is I think he thinks he's wearing me down and I'll give in to him. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] If I were the last woman on earth I still wouldn't be involved with him sexually. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img]

My friend cusses him out telling him he's too old to be acting like that, he should leave that type of behaviour to the young ones. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] It's just a matter of time when some woman really burns his butt. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Boopie2]

Re: Male garden tools

The following 27 words were actually spoken on an E! reality show last night: “My name is Mike, I’m 36 years old, and I’m going to see my friend Dr. Will Kirby to check out a bump I found on my penis.” Yes, Mike “Boogie” Malin, the winner of Big Brother 7, went to see his friend and Chill Town ally at his medical practice to check out his penis, which was infected with an STD, HPV, also known as genital warts.
The whole scary incident—Mike Boogie himself should never be on TV, never mind his infected genitalia—played out on last night’s episode of Dr. 90210, which co-stars Will this season. After removing the wart, Will tells us, “I really hope Mike just had a big wake-up call. And I hope he decides to be less promiscuous. I also hope he decides to wear a condom.” But Mike ends the segment by saying, “This is no wake-up call for me. I’m still going to lead a pretty promiscuous lifestyle. I’ve waited a long time for success and get past the proverbial velvet rope, and I’m still going to take advantage of it and enjoy it.”

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I watched this show last night, [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/vomit.gif[/img]