Rooksin de two a dem (add tuh de tory)

[dahjah]

He's de church passen, he's rooksin de deacan wife an de deacan kno it but cyaan duh nuttin cah him owe nuff past dues tuh de church suh him lowe it.

De said passen also a rooks off Shirly de choir director, him a heng it ova shi head dat him a look a nex director suh shi lowe it suh shi cyan stay choir director.

Shirly aslo kno bout de deacan wife an deacan wife kno bout Shirly cah Shirly ketch passen behind de deacan wife while shi a hole de collection plate one terzdeh night.

[Kurlie]

Re: Rooksin de two a dem (add tuh de tory)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Emperah_dahJah</div><div class="ubbcode-body">He's de church passen, he's rooksin de deacan wife an de deacan kno it but cyaan duh nuttin cah him owe nuff past dues tuh de church suh him lowe it.

De said passen also a rooks off Shirly de choir director, him a heng it ova shi head dat him a look a nex director suh shi lowe it suh shi cyan stay choir director.

Shirly aslo kno bout de deacan wife an deacan wife kno bout Shirly cah Shirly ketch passen behind de deacan wife while shi a hole de collection plate one terzdeh night. </div></div>

how you untrute so?

[diabolical_Tanya]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Emperah_dahJah</div><div class="ubbcode-body">He's de church passen, he's rooksin de deacan wife an de deacan kno it but cyaan duh nuttin cah him owe nuff past dues tuh de church suh him lowe it.

De said passen also a rooks off Shirly de choir director, him a heng it ova shi head dat him a look a nex director suh shi lowe it suh shi cyan stay choir director.

Shirly aslo kno bout de deacan wife an deacan wife kno bout Shirly cah Shirly ketch passen behind de deacan wife while shi a hole de collection plate one terzdeh night. </div></div>


Shirley has gounds for a sexual harrasment suit [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bubble.gif[/img] and the rest of them are going to hell [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70371-jump.gif[/img]

[CeaBee]

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me juss realize seh is story we suppose fi be writing ..i think

[annshan2]

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[dahjah]

Re: Rooksin de two a dem (add tuh de tory)

dis is de church a de nazerine an God tell him fi dweet [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smirk.gif[/img]

[MarieK]

Re: Rooksin de two a dem (add tuh de tory)

consenting adults, mi ongle hope dem can dweet good, no sense in committing sin if u nah guh dweet good and prappa

[dahjah]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: coolbeans</div><div class="ubbcode-body">me juss realize seh is story we suppose fi be writing ..i think </div></div>
exactly

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: coolbeans</div><div class="ubbcode-body">me juss realize seh is story we suppose fi be writing ..i think </div></div> [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[CeaBee]

Re: Rooksin de two a dem (add tuh de tory)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Emperah_dahJah</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: coolbeans</div><div class="ubbcode-body">me juss realize seh is story we suppose fi be writing ..i think </div></div>
exactly </div></div>

so why u doan give likkle details, trow in likkle dialogue and start we off properly?

[diabolical_Tanya]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: coolbeans</div><div class="ubbcode-body">me juss realize seh is story we suppose fi be writing ..i think </div></div>Oh well den Shirley fi juss hook up wid di Deacon den an dem can mek dem owna church people swingers club [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70371-jump.gif[/img]

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Emperah_dahJah</div><div class="ubbcode-body">He's de church passen, he's rooksin de deacan wife an de deacan kno it but cyaan duh nuttin cah him owe nuff past dues tuh de church suh him lowe it.

De said passen also a rooks off Shirly de choir director, him a heng it ova shi head dat him a look a nex director suh shi lowe it suh shi cyan stay choir director.

Shirly aslo kno bout de deacan wife an deacan wife kno bout Shirly cah Shirly ketch passen behind de deacan wife while shi a hole de collection plate one terzdeh night. </div></div>

so one day shirley volunteer fi prepare and edit church newsletter and shi buss de affair in deh anonymously [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bubble.gif[/img]

[MarieK]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Emperah_dahJah</div><div class="ubbcode-body">He's de church passen, he's rooksin de deacan wife an de deacan kno it but cyaan duh nuttin cah him owe nuff past dues tuh de church suh him lowe it.

De said passen also a rooks off Shirly de choir director, him a heng it ova shi head dat him a look a nex director suh shi lowe it suh shi cyan stay choir director.

Shirly aslo kno bout de deacan wife an deacan wife kno bout Shirly cah Shirly ketch passen behind de deacan wife while shi a hole de collection plate one terzdeh night. </div></div>

Shirley decides that after two years of abuse she will finally use this to regain control and become the woman she once was, a woman in control, a woman with a purpose and driven to serve the lord the way it was intended to be.

She quietly tip toed to the vestry and grabbed the camera from the Pastor's briefcase. While trying to find the batteries, she caem upon bank statments bearing teh church;s name but not from financial institutions that they (the board of advisors) knew about. She laid out the statements, loaded the batteries ino tthe camera and took clear pictures of the statements before putting them back.

She returned to the pulpit where the deacon's wife was busy familiarizing herself with the Pastor's indecent member [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif[/img]

.............

[Suesumba]

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pastor heywod jablowmi, being as spirit filled as he was decided it was time to annoint deacon ben dover with some man on man action.

sometimes, he reasoned, one had to experience the pain and shame of the greatest sin to ascend to the zeniths offered up by the devine spirit. decon dover was indeed deserving of counselling sessions along with a little paddling and nipple twisting.

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

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