.. Yard sexing runnings..

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

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so u naw go ansa mi?? plead de fif, huh? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

mi hear bout all kine a battry an orgy.

Mi hear bout wet up a next man baby head

mi hear bout contest fi si who can slam de moas girls (book wid name all get kip to)

mi hear bout slammin policeman dawta an hafi jump troo winda , duck gun shot, climb fence an swim troo riva an hide inna bush [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whatever.gif[/img]

mi hear bout walk troo cemetry an buck duppy/rollingcalf an watnat

is it really all worth it??

[X]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: LadyZ</div><div class="ubbcode-body">so u naw go ansa mi?? plead de fif, huh? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

mi hear bout all kine a battry an orgy.

Mi hear bout wet up a next man baby head

mi hear bout contest fi si who can slam de moas girls (book wid name all get kip to)

mi hear bout slammin policeman dawta an hafi jump troo winda , duck gun shot, climb fence an swim troo riva an hide inna bush [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whatever.gif[/img]

mi hear bout walk troo cemetry an buck duppy/rollingcalf an watnat

is it really all worth it?? </div></div>

well Z - when u young .. yuh young. Duh all kinda foolishness that u wouldnt do as a elder.
Yuh right bout the "who can slam di most" business.
Memba back inna di days iya coulda travel some ra--ss distance just fi mash a works. When u a go, the distance seems like nothing.. Girl coulda deh a Negril and mi deh a Morant Bay.. Pokey pon di mind, man travel.
Reach - mash works.. Den when mi look pon di distance mi hafi go travel back a mi yard it bun mi baxside. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif[/img]
As yuh grow older u start meck dem meet yuh half way or something.
fi a joe Grine, nothing betta fi slam dan a Police or Soldier man's woman. Fi duh dat and get whey yuh get a stripe.
Big woman was also a tripe, anything 10 years older (if yuh sey bout 18 to 28) after 28 yuh a look fi bout 8 years younger [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img]

So tell mi bout the woman side.. whey unno use to duh? (Other than meck man spend off dem lunch money pon unno)

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

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yuh nuh hear mi seh mi was a virgin til 21?? *kissteet*

but mi can shar other ppl stories [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

[julie*mango]

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I have some good *memories*...this is still a G rated board right? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70365-flirt.gif[/img]

[X]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: LadyZ</div><div class="ubbcode-body">yuh nuh hear mi seh mi was a virgin til 21?? *kissteet*

but mi can shar other ppl stories [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] </div></div>
no worries .. yeah man .. share the "other people's" story.. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img]

[X]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mrs_Skelly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I have some good *memories*...this is still a G rated board right? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70365-flirt.gif[/img] </div></div>
a whey yuh deh du so??!
anyway DearK is rated M .

[Q3210]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: xKs</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: LadyZ</div><div class="ubbcode-body">so u naw go ansa mi?? plead de fif, huh? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

mi hear bout all kine a battry an orgy.

Mi hear bout wet up a next man baby head

mi hear bout contest fi si who can slam de moas girls (book wid name all get kip to)

mi hear bout slammin policeman dawta an hafi jump troo winda , duck gun shot, climb fence an swim troo riva an hide inna bush [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whatever.gif[/img]

mi hear bout walk troo cemetry an buck duppy/rollingcalf an watnat

is it really all worth it?? </div></div>

well Z - when u young .. yuh young. Duh all kinda foolishness that u wouldnt do as a elder.
Yuh right bout the "who can slam di most" business.
Memba back inna di days iya coulda travel some ra--ss distance just fi mash a works. When u a go, the distance seems like nothing.. Girl coulda deh a Negril and mi deh a Morant Bay.. Pokey pon di mind, man travel.
Reach - mash works.. Den when mi look pon di distance mi hafi go travel back a mi yard it bun mi baxside. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif[/img]
As yuh grow older u start meck dem meet yuh half way or something.
fi a joe Grine, nothing betta fi slam dan a Police or Soldier man's woman. Fi duh dat and get whey yuh get a stripe.
Big woman was also a tripe, anything 10 years older (if yuh sey bout 18 to 28) after 28 yuh a look fi bout 8 years younger [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img]

So tell mi bout the woman side.. whey unno use to duh? (Other than meck man spend off dem lunch money pon unno)
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Yes, mi memba de Chiney lunch an how yu pass on fi yu lunch jus fi mek your future wife get the dish she wanted.
De moas yu did do was drink water.

De asthma slam mek mi fall off mi chair ya. Yu wicked bad yu know, xKs.

[Q3210]

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Yu mention Negril. Back in `78 me and a Aussie bloke left Kingston and guh to Negril pon a tour by bus.
Wi get a room for Ja$6 back in those days. It did have 2 beds.
My Aussie mate get tyad an guh to bed on de fuss night.
Me and de landlady stay up late ah chat pon de verandah till mi stawt yawn.
Wi did chat bout almost every strinkin ting on dis earth including you know what.
Shi seh gwan to bed. Suh mi git up an go.
Within two 2s she follow behine mi.
De rest was `istory.

De next day my mate ask mi in astonishment, "Mate, you really screwed that woman without no teeth."

De blastid boy did wake up when de rooksin did ah gwan an him peep tru de karna of him eye an get a blow by blow description of de performance.

[Q3210]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: xKs</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: LadyZ</div><div class="ubbcode-body">yuh nuh hear mi seh mi was a virgin til 21?? *kissteet*

but mi can shar other ppl stories [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] </div></div>
no worries .. yeah man .. share the "other people's" story.. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img] </div></div>

One time in Kingston a woman seh yes she will gi mi. Dat time mi did bruk, neva did a wuk and jus leave school. Mi couldn`t afford not even a hotel fee suh shi seh no prob, mek wi guh to har house.
So mi get more gladder and seh dis is a sure ting.
Only dat when shi lead mi to har room, mi si about 6 or 8 diffrant diffrant foot pon de bed.
Nuh one tennement yard wid tennement bed de gyal tek mi.
Mi heart stawt beat slow like it ah guh stap. Mi lose all anticipation `cause mi decide seh inna mi shy self dat mi naw guh to nutten pon nuh bed wid suh much somebody pon it.

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

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BOADWL @ Q [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

she really bold fe waaan likkle rooksin pon de bed wid odda ppl [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img]

[blugiant]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Q3210</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
De next day my mate ask mi in astonishment, "Mate, you really screwed that woman without no teeth."

De blastid boy did wake up when de rooksin did ah gwan an him peep tru de karna of him eye an get a blow by blow description of de performance.

</div></div>wat a ting

ole ooman q tekkinn oome. soo shii gumm yu upp. q yu fixardent dat y yu still memba ar poligrip

stay wey fram peeps grandmaddar

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: blugiant</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

ole ooman q tekkinn oome.

stay wey fram peeps grandmaddar </div></div> [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]dis mek mi laff.

so blu, yuh naw no story fe share??

[Q3210]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: blugiant</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Q3210</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
De next day my mate ask mi in astonishment, "Mate, you really screwed that woman without no teeth."

De blastid boy did wake up when de rooksin did ah gwan an him peep tru de karna of him eye an get a blow by blow description of de performance.

</div></div>wat a ting

ole ooman q tekkinn oome. soo shii gumm yu upp. q yu fixardent dat y yu still memba ar poligrip

stay wey fram peeps grandmaddar </div></div>

Sah, yes sah. Mi learn mi lesson. Dat was long before eida me or she became Grands. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cool.gif[/img]
Shi jus neva have her 2 front top teet. And de frisky colt that I was, dat was not gwine stop de grine. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bannana_purple.gif[/img]

[Q3210]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: LadyZ</div><div class="ubbcode-body">BOADWL @ Q [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

she really bold fe waaan likkle rooksin pon de bed wid odda ppl [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img] </div></div>

Shi tink shi was gwine get a reward of other kinds, suh it neva occurr to her of wat you said.