Worst Dates!

[Jazz]

Re: Worst Dates!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: YuhSiMi</div><div class="ubbcode-body">My worst date was a guy who proceeded to remove a very large tub of Astral Cream from a enormously large tear up tear up scyandal bag (only thing in it) and proceeded to "cream" his face... as we sat in a bar [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img] </div></div>

***BOADWL**** - wah name astral cream?

[Jazz]

Re: Worst Dates!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Oh God [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

She whenna shub har tongue dung de man choat an nex ting she go shiff im plate [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]

~~~waaaiiiieeee~~~ [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] But she nah go tek respansibility fi dat doah [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>

hee hee haw haw - yuh so funny...... NAT! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif[/img]
weh de hell yuh ah try french kiss sumaddy fah if u know seh u teet dem nuh pyaase een good? \o/

oonu tap yah man - oonu ah bring back deeply buried memries ****shudder*** [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img]

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

Re: Worst Dates!

moisturizing lotion jazz. a english ting

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

Re: Worst Dates!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: YuhSiMi</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">My worst dates teeth fell out whilst he was trying to kiss me goodnight [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img] </div></div>

Now dis is one story mi memba in detail [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/1teeth.jpg[/img] </div></div>

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Me too!!! I also believe Jazz admitted, during the <s>tonguing </s>kissing, unintentionally swallowing bits of food that had lodged somewhere under the teet plate too! Don't it Jazz? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

</div></div>Gross [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img]

Mi nuh memba dis tongue kissin denture removing story either [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img]

[Jazz]

Re: Worst Dates!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: LadyZ</div><div class="ubbcode-body">moisturizing lotion jazz. a english ting </div></div>

awoh - tanks Z

[Jazz]

Re: Worst Dates!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: LadyZ</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: YuhSiMi</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">My worst dates teeth fell out whilst he was trying to kiss me goodnight [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img] </div></div>

Now dis is one story mi memba in detail [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/1teeth.jpg[/img] </div></div>

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Me too!!! I also believe Jazz admitted, during the <s>tonguing </s>kissing, unintentionally swallowing bits of food that had lodged somewhere under the teet plate too! Don't it Jazz? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

</div></div>Gross [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img]

Mi nuh memba dis tongue kissin denture removing story either [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img] </div></div>

mi nuh know how u mek dat pass u to...

[Nunya]

Re: Worst Dates!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
***BOADWL**** - wah name astral cream? </div></div>

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Ok, mi read ie an did tink say a was one fawm a hemaroid cream [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

An since mi did hear say yuh can apply hemaroid cream pon yuh zit dem, a dat mi whenna pickcha [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Im a spot spot dem all ova im face [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

An Yuhsimi a tell im say im miss a spot [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]

[Nunya]

Re: Worst Dates!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: YuhSiMi</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Me too!!! I also believe Jazz admitted, during the <s>tonguing </s>kissing, unintentionally swallowing bits of food that had lodged somewhere under the teet plate too! Don't it Jazz? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

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**BOAL**** [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]- das why ah doan like tell oonu nutten u nuh - mi feget wat ah set ah lyad oonu is - mi nevva seh nutten lakka dat </div></div>

But at least when im lef yuh an go date Tanya, im stawt drink ongle soup when dem go out... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Easier fi she swalla [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Jazz]

Re: Worst Dates!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
***BOADWL**** - wah name astral cream? </div></div>

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Ok, mi read ie an did tink say a was one fawm a hemaroid cream [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

An since mi did hear say yuh can apply hemaroid cream pon yuh zit dem, a dat mi whenna pickcha [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Im a spot spot dem all ova im face [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

An Yuhsimi a tell im say im miss a spot [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]

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NUNYA!!! ah dat mi did ah tink to - it soun like sitten weh go pan de nether region [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Jazz]

Re: Worst Dates!

***BOADWL**** [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Night Nurse]

Re: Worst Dates!

Shooot, mi juss memba mi wurrsiss date.

Mi meet dis ADONIS a waaah dawnce and wen him drap lerikks inna mi aize, si mi yah [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70377-loveeyes.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70377-loveeyes.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/inlove1.gif[/img].

Suh wi mekk dayte fi guh a movies. Wen wi inna di movie teatah, an di movie naily dunn, one pieca bright lite shine inna wi fayce. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]

Mi ketch mi fraid for mi tink sey mi dem didda look fah to baxide, suh mi rail ovah di seet dem infront mi an do a flying leap tuh di front exit an naily bruk mi neck a run.

Wen mi look backa mi, a who yuh tink it was? Nuh di host an cast from CHEATAZ mah? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/scareyuh.gif[/img]

Tank Gad sey annuh wi dem didda look fah [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]. A di couple whe did siddung sidea wi. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70384-praying.gif[/img]

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Mi was too shame fi fayce mi date, suh mi juss ketch taxi guh home an nuh badda cawl him agenn. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70361-embarassed.gif[/img]

AYUUMDOEBROWASFOINE:

[Nunya]

Re: Worst Dates!

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Tell mi a which episode man, cawse mi know dem nah go cut out dah pawt deh [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Boopie2]

Re: Worst Dates!

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[Night Nurse]

Re: Worst Dates!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Tell mi a which episode man, cawse mi know dem nah go cut out dah pawt deh [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img] Mi naaah tell yuh nutt'n mekk yuh guh pint mi out. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Nunya]

Re: Worst Dates!

No man, mi nah tell nobady [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whistle.gif[/img] Except de boys dem. Mi jus dun tell dem an dem a dead [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] But mi nah tell nobady else man [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whistle.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]