This takes the cake

[tsophra]

Re: This takes the cake

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Zarah</div><div class="ubbcode-body">They went out Friday night after work and both got really drunk.

He couldn't drive home, so since they were only a few doors down from her apt, she invited him to stay the night.

She woke up on Saturday morning to what she thought was a leak in the roof since there seemed to be a...puddle.

Upon closer inspection, she realized that he had left...her in a puddle of... URINE. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]

Yes, he'd pee'd the bed and left without telling her. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]

What action would you take?

My suggestion was for her to send him an email to his job, then call and order 1-800-MATTRES and courier the bill to his workplace. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif[/img] </div></div>

po ting im was probably shame [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] me woulda left fore dem wake up to [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[ZaraJah]

Re: This takes the cake

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] That is what I thought. He couldn't show his face.

But, that does not excuse him paying for a replacement mattress though. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

Re: This takes the cake

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jaded</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Zarah</div><div class="ubbcode-body">They went out Friday night after work and both got really drunk.

He couldn't drive home, so since they were only a few doors down from her apt, she invited him to stay the night.

She woke up on Saturday morning to what she thought was a leak in the roof since there seemed to be a...puddle.

Upon closer inspection, she realized that he had left...her in a puddle of... URINE. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]

Yes, he'd pee'd the bed and left without telling her. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]

What action would you take?

My suggestion was for her to send him an email to his job, then call and order 1-800-MATTRES and courier the bill to his workplace. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif[/img] </div></div>

po ting im was probably shame [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] me woulda left fore dem wake up to [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div> [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]supposed de man seh him nay notice or him try tun it roun an seh is she [censored] up de bed??

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

Re: This takes the cake

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Zarah</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: LadyZ</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Why she allow him to sleep on the bed with her if dem not dating??

She nuh have guest bedroom, or sofa or extra comforter and pillow feem crash pon de floor??

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She has a studio apt in a very expensive section of Boston.

To be honest, crashing out with your friends after a night out, is the norm for these folks...neither here nor there for them.

They still live as if they're in college dorms. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/baby.gif[/img]

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70459-idea.gif[/img] New thread coming up! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] </div></div>I never had anyone cotch inna my dorm..and even if they did, dem woodan hafi tek it to the floor...wuss like how is a likkle twin bed mi did have [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img]

[tsophra]

Re: This takes the cake

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Zarah</div><div class="ubbcode-body">[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] That is what I thought. He couldn't show his face.

But, that does not excuse him paying for a replacement mattress though. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>

not excuse but undastand..escape was probably de main tink im was tinking off..mebbe when im "dry out" [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] im wi get in touch wid har bout de bill [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img]

[Gen]

Re: This takes the cake

nubaddy couldnt come katch inna mi dorm eeda dem wouldan haffi bunce it pan the common room couch. the bed small like

and den everbaddy inna dem dutty club/party clothes [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img]

[Boopie2]

Re: This takes the cake

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Zarah</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Boopie2</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Then what did he do pee on her head? You said he left her in a puddle of pee, so how could her panties still be dry? </div></div>

LOL, you always try so hard to be funny or shall I say "witty", but never quite make it. You actually end up most times just seeming a bit SILLY. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img]

Allow me to BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU - mind you, I wasn't there, but opted to apply just a bit of common sense. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smirk.gif[/img]

When one pee's on oneself, the CROTCH of the undies get soaking wet. Hers, she said, was DRY. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img] </div></div>


Yes a bit silly, once you take the stick out of your butt then maybe you'd appreciate some light humor. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]