Mi a go gi dem names fi mek de telling easier.
Jen married and have couple pikney. One of her friends is unmarried an at de time neva did a si anybady. We a go call de fren Sharon.
Last year, Jen invited Sharon over for thanksgiving. Jen, along wid har husband an har pickney dem, also had har parents an har MIL ova fi thanksgiving. Sharon neva did deh pon nutn so she did well glad fi de invitation. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/hungry.gif[/img]
Afta de thanksgiving dinna doah, she call up certain people an bad-mout Jen cooking an har house an har husban an how de pickney dem no ha no mannas an how Jen madda dis an dat etc.
Jen hear bout it from long time, but neva say nutn. She trust de source she get ie from.
Since den, Sharon get man. An she whenna try get a invite ova to Jen house fi tanksgiving, fi she an har man. Jen nah bite. She find one excuse afta anedda fi no invite Sharon. Finally Sharon jus come out plain an say she waa bring har man an come ova to Jen dem house fi tanksgiving. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/dance01.gif[/img]
So Jen say, 'Well de turkey a go dry again. De potato salad a go dry to. Deh cranberry juice a go taste like long wata. An mi madda a go drink awf alla de rum. De pickney dem still nuh ha no mannas an mi husban still tink im funny. Mi really no tink yuh shoulda mek yuh new man suffa through alla dat." [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/fight.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/ideathink.gif[/img](dis amongst adda tings, was whe she hear say Sharon say)
[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
So she say afta she say dat to Sharon, dere was dis long rhatid silence pon de phone. So she a get ready fi heng up when Sharon say, "A whe yuh a talk bout? Yuh a one a de bes cook mi know an yuh pickney dem always well-behave an mi like yuh husban sense a humour." [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whistle.gif[/img]
[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
So Jen figa say Sharon musi eena a really tight spot fi a fight so hard fi come a har house. She did promise harself say she nayin dah go invite har back but now she stawt feel guilty. She manage fi come affa de phone widout committing... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img]
Har TG dinna a tomorrow. Oonuu tink she should invite Sharon an har man? ~lol~
btw, she say she totally believe say Sharon say alla de hearsay.
Wha oonuu tink? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]
Jen married and have couple pikney. One of her friends is unmarried an at de time neva did a si anybady. We a go call de fren Sharon.
Last year, Jen invited Sharon over for thanksgiving. Jen, along wid har husband an har pickney dem, also had har parents an har MIL ova fi thanksgiving. Sharon neva did deh pon nutn so she did well glad fi de invitation. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/hungry.gif[/img]
Afta de thanksgiving dinna doah, she call up certain people an bad-mout Jen cooking an har house an har husban an how de pickney dem no ha no mannas an how Jen madda dis an dat etc.
Jen hear bout it from long time, but neva say nutn. She trust de source she get ie from.
Since den, Sharon get man. An she whenna try get a invite ova to Jen house fi tanksgiving, fi she an har man. Jen nah bite. She find one excuse afta anedda fi no invite Sharon. Finally Sharon jus come out plain an say she waa bring har man an come ova to Jen dem house fi tanksgiving. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/dance01.gif[/img]
So Jen say, 'Well de turkey a go dry again. De potato salad a go dry to. Deh cranberry juice a go taste like long wata. An mi madda a go drink awf alla de rum. De pickney dem still nuh ha no mannas an mi husban still tink im funny. Mi really no tink yuh shoulda mek yuh new man suffa through alla dat." [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/fight.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/ideathink.gif[/img](dis amongst adda tings, was whe she hear say Sharon say)
[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
So she say afta she say dat to Sharon, dere was dis long rhatid silence pon de phone. So she a get ready fi heng up when Sharon say, "A whe yuh a talk bout? Yuh a one a de bes cook mi know an yuh pickney dem always well-behave an mi like yuh husban sense a humour." [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whistle.gif[/img]
[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
So Jen figa say Sharon musi eena a really tight spot fi a fight so hard fi come a har house. She did promise harself say she nayin dah go invite har back but now she stawt feel guilty. She manage fi come affa de phone widout committing... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img]
Har TG dinna a tomorrow. Oonuu tink she should invite Sharon an har man? ~lol~
btw, she say she totally believe say Sharon say alla de hearsay.
Wha oonuu tink? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]
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