The Kinky Sex Party

[diabolical_Tanya]

So...I went to a sex toy party on Saturday (like tealites or tupperware)

the lady did a presentation of all the stuff the company sells and you got to see it and taste it and what not.

There was a lot of lotions and lubes and powders and so on...BUT

I consider myself to be pretty liberal and knowledgeable about this aspect of life BUT ...I saw some things that made me go [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] and I saw some things that made mi [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] and I saw some things that made me really wonder who in the world sits around and comes up with these potions???

DISCLAIMER in case you were wondering All the things that shocked and surprised me were in the lotion/lube category

[Q3210]

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Yu mean dat dem have heavy duty down to lite creamy stuff?

[diabolical_Tanya]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Q3210</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Yu mean dat dem have heavy duty down to lite creamy stuff? </div></div>[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img] I am not sure what you are trying to say........

[Q3210]

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I was only guesssing what it is they have in the lotions and cream category that shocked you so.

[diabolical_Tanya]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Q3210</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I was only guesssing what it is they have in the lotions and cream category that shocked you so. </div></div>Ohhhhh, What shocked me was the numerous versions of numbing creams they had....and the uses for them [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] and the get hard stay hard cream, and the mek di man feel big cream (born again virgin) , and the tan pannie lang cream [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[CeaBee]

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so no kinky sex at the party then? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img]

[halfwaytree]

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I went to one of those things last night.

NOT OF MY CHOOSING I MIGHT AD!!!! I was asked to accompany a young lady friend, so I somewhat reluctantly obliged.

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Lot's of lotions and potions as you say. Lots of sex toys (BOBs)etc... as well.

I kept asking myself the same question... . Why ask men to show up at these things? It's really structured for women.

Never Again!!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img]

[Q3210]

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Apparently not, Tanya kept tripping on the treadmill. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

[Q3210]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Milo Man*</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I went to one of those things last night.

NOT OF MY CHOOSING I MIGHT AD!!!! I was asked to accompany a young lady friend, so I somewhat reluctantly obliged.

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Lot's of lotions and potions as you say. Lots of sex toys (BOBs)etc... as well.

I kept asking myself the same question... . Why ask men to show up at these things? It's really structured for women.

Never Again!!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img] </div></div>

So you got the hint why your lady friend took you there?

[halfwaytree]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Q3210</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Milo Man*</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I went to one of those things last night.

NOT OF MY CHOOSING I MIGHT AD!!!! I was asked to accompany a young lady friend, so I somewhat reluctantly obliged.

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Lot's of lotions and potions as you say. Lots of sex toys (BOBs)etc... as well.

I kept asking myself the same question... . Why ask men to show up at these things? It's really structured for women.

Never Again!!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img] </div></div>

So you got the hint why your lady friend took you there? </div></div>

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

Yu think she was trying to tell me something?

[Q3210]

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No, she hauled you along to show off to the not so well endowed guys and girls there how well equipped she was, having you there with her.

[halfwaytree]

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[Q3210]

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[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img] It`s a serious thing. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bannana_purple.gif[/img]

[halfwaytree]

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Well, like one of the guys that was there last night said. "Sure, the battery operated toys will give the women pleasure but can it run kill spider for them?"

If them want BOB then let them have BOB. BOB not all that! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img]

[Q3210]

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:shh: Dont count your luck. there is an item of news suggesting that by 2015, robots will be suitable marriage partners for women.

They advertently left out creating girl robots for us men to marry.