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WHICH PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST?
The nun teaching Sunday school asks: 'When you die and go to Heaven,which part of your body goes first?' Suzy raises her hand and says: 'I think it's your hands!' 'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?' Suzy replies: 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together and God must takes your hands first'. 'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said. Little Roy Sullivan raised his hand and said: 'Sister, I think it's your legs!' The nun looks at him with the strangest look on her face.
'Now, Roy, why do you think it would be your legs?' Little Roy said:'Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her'. The nun fainted!!!
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The nun teaching Sunday school asks: 'When you die and go to Heaven,which part of your body goes first?' Suzy raises her hand and says: 'I think it's your hands!' 'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?' Suzy replies: 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together and God must takes your hands first'. 'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said. Little Roy Sullivan raised his hand and said: 'Sister, I think it's your legs!' The nun looks at him with the strangest look on her face.
'Now, Roy, why do you think it would be your legs?' Little Roy said:'Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her'. The nun fainted!!!
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