a man's list of demands

[Suesumba]

His ideal woman must be:
>a white college graduate


>28 and 34
>size 0 to 2
>keen to start a family.
>Christian
>travel
>experience living in a large city
>love of animals, especially dogs

>someoneattractive, but not a 10 out of 10 because that 'comes with a lot of downside'.


the rewards for setting mr. charming up are endless

First date set up: $100 cash.
Second date: (with either thesame person, indicating a better match, or a second person): $200 or freeLatisse worth $300.
Third date: $300 or Botoxworth $500
Fourth date: $400 or Juvederminjections worth $900
Fifth date: $500 cash orLASEK eye surgery worth $2,000.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2386661/New-York-surgeon-offers-Botox-cash-contacts-help-fix-ideal-woman.html

*squee* he sounds like a real diamond - if he's a surgeon and no woman has tapped that keg yet.

[Tropicana]

How old is he? 68

A lovelorn New York surgeon is offering cash incentives and Botox to anyone who can help him find his ideal partner. In an email sent to contacts he made at a business network event, the surgeon promised financial gifts starting at $100 for a first date and increasing with every additional meeting, for contacts willing to set him up with his friends.

As well as incentives for playing Cupid, the doctor had a long list of demands in what he wanted from his ideal woman, which he warned were not flexible.

After failing to find a suitable match through online dating, the surgeon appears to have been inspired by matchmaking fees and decided to use a similar approach to encourage friends and colleagues to set up blind dates. With degrees from Dartmouth, Columbia and Harvard, the surgeon has impeccable credentials, but also a strict list of demands.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz2bOgqAv9f

[Suesumba]

*most* women would latch on to a surgeon with their five rows of sharp flexible teeth. the fact that he had to spam everyone's email he met at a business function ~~erm~~ makes me wonder.

[Tropicana]

He is likely one of these who looks great on paper but has a HOST of flaws. Notice he specified WHITE.

[Suesumba]

He is likely one of these who looks great on paper but has a HOST of flaws. Notice he specified WHITE.

size 0-2

[Tropicana]

...and note the Christian part.....what have I been telling onoo all dis time. De only ting im didn't include was blonde hair and big boobs but I am sure he will screen fi dat.

[goldilocks]

@ botox and juvederm, maybe he should offer blonde hair dye job and fake boobs - wanna be Barbies will come a running then

golidlocks' list of *demands* fi man:

honesty

ability to support himself

no psychotic baby moddas

preferred qualification: ability to fix stuff - mechanic, electrician, builder, etc.

[Suesumba]

... remember he's single

[goldilocks]

mi fraid him try to fix me with all manner of surgeries and injections

[Tropicana]

Duh I am slow today...of course he didn't put big boobs on the list....he will furnish them.