Two sisters

[Nunya]

One was the 'bright' one and the other the 'dunce' [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whatever.gif[/img]

The bright one is a CPP and was employed wid one big company. Made mucho bucks and ting. Life did nice.

She always deh pan har sista fi 'betta' harself. De sista is a cook. Wok eena faas food joint fi likkle an nutn. Den she get fi wok eena one restaurant whe dem pay likkle bit more dan minimum wage.

De 'bright' sista say de 'dunce' sista nah apply harself. She coulda try do some courses at de community college, try open up har own likkle restaurant if she like cook dat much.

De 'bright' sista say de 'dunce' sista nuh ha no ambition an wi neva betta unless she top scrub people pot an mop dem floor.

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

Re: Two sisters

Is this gonna be a story?? A short and quick one? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/popcorn.gif[/img]

Can we get some names pls? cyaan badda wid brite n dunce

[Nunya]

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Both sisters are single parents. One live eena some posh area while de adda one live eena one apartment building in a not so desirable area.

Bright sista lose de wok. At fus she neva didda sweat it, caw she well qualified and she figa say she woulda drop eena one nex one quick quick.

But is almoas a year now, an nutn whe up to fi har standards nah come har way.

Get fi find out say, she whenna live pon borrowed lifestyle. Har house mortgage up to de hilt. Har luxury car payment dem stawt back up. She stawt dig eena har retirement savings an ting.

De 'dunce' sista call har up an ask har if she want a borrows. Seems like say, 'dunce' sista, who neva deh pon nutn, whenna save hard hard. 'Dunce' sista have ova $200G eena de bank, readily available. Plus she have adda investments. Plus she eena pawdna.

'Bright' sista nayli pitse harself when she hear. Seem like all de time when she whenna downcry har 'dunce' sista, 'dunce' sista whenna pick out whe suit har an put it to use.

At de end a de day, aldoa 'dunce' sista nuh have a house nor a car, she ha more money dan 'bright' sista. An yeah, she whenna save har money fi buy into a franchise. She ha nuff nuff more savings fi do doah. An she no feel right knowing say de money siddung deh an har 'bright' sista a suffa.

Mi a tell oonuu say, I do believe de whole world is nobler dan mi, caw mi nayin dah go len har mi money so dat she can maintain [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img] She a CPP so she shouldan ha more sense dan dat [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Nunya]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: LadyZ</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Is this gonna be a story?? A short and quick one? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/popcorn.gif[/img]

Can we get some names pls? cyaan badda wid brite n dunce </div></div>

Mi nah write no bleepin story. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whatever.gif[/img] Whichawt Phatty deh? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img]

[CeaBee]

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whats a cpp?

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

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certified public practicioner? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

[Nunya]

Re: Two sisters

My mistake. It should've been CPA.

[MarieK]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: LadyZ</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Is this gonna be a story?? A short and quick one? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/popcorn.gif[/img]

Can we get some names pls? cyaan badda wid brite n dunce </div></div>

Mi nah write no bleepin story. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whatever.gif[/img] Whichawt Phatty deh? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img] </div></div>

good suh weh di end deh

[Suesumba]

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di brite sista need fi get ovah harself. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whatever.gif[/img] not everyone can be chief, smaddy haffi be indian.

with apologies to the *first nations* people who may be lurking on the site [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Jazz]

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Mi wouldan help har - but it would be a loan until she can get a job an yes mi waan intress to.

[Yvonne N.]

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Tell me now that 'bright' sista will be getting a job as a waitress so she can understand the scope and depth of 'dunce' sister...den I 'd be very happy...wrong...ecstatic!!!!!!!!!!

[Gen]

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please tell dunce sister not to give her one red cent. The bright one is a CPA so she muss get harself outa har predicament. in the meantime bright sister need fi guh find one 1 bedroom apt and guh wuk a tim johnson o tim horton [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img]

[SandiF]

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so brite sista a get job offer but dem nuh up to har standard? brite sista have too much baggage, mi would a fraid fi loan har money...

[Nunya]

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'Bright' sista was speechless when she hear ho much money 'dunce' sista have saved up! She couldn't believe that 'dunce' sista a live whichawt she live an have enough money fi buy a small house. She shocked say 'dunce' sista have alla dat de money an not even buy one second hand car insteada a tek bus & subway eena all kina weather.

Now hear dis. Afta 'dunce' sista tell har why she have alla dat deh money save up, 'bright' sista felt *hurt* say 'dunce' sista neva tell har har plans & neva come to har fi advice. Ascarding to 'bright' sista, she have nuff insider information on which business would be best fi buy into, which one more lucrative which one she (bright sista) tink she (dunce sista) more capable of running etc etc.

'Dunce' sista tell har say a because a she (bright sista) why she able fi save so much an invest some to. Dat mollify bright sista likkle bit.

Afta she question 'dunce' sista likkle more, she find out say 'dunce' sista need at least three times whe she have fi get de franchise whe she want. Plus she need an investor.

Bright sista tell dunce sista say by time she manage fi save alla dat, she a go to ol fi consida do dat. Den bright sista say, since it nah go happen, unless yuh win de lottery, yuh might as well lend mi half.

Yes, yah heard! She want whole a $100G! Yes she did say she would pay har back wid interest over time, but mi still shocked!

'Dunce' sista a ask mi wha mi tink.

[Nylah]

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Dear God Nunya, please say you told "dunce" sista to not go there [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img]