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Mi fren (OLO) a wurk tell mi sey him have a nedder fren (Kujo) whe him jrive home pon Wensdey nite time from dem nite class chroo him live inna di sayme town.
Kujo figat him glosses inna OLO chruk lass week an deppan a badda him feet.
Well yessidey, OLO cawl an tell Kujo sey him wi come drap it awwf, suh him fi meet him outta di gate. Wen him reach dem exchange pleasantries and Kujo sey "commeen man, fi a few minutes an tekk di weight awwf. Yuh want someting fi jrink?"
OLO said "zaarite, mi nat staying" suh him turn fi leave and guess what?
[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] Kujo, slap him pan him butt an sey "nice butt". [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]
OLO spin roun an tump awwfta Kujo an sey "a whe di badwud, badwud yuh a do star? Why yuh do dat?"
Kujo, grinning, reach out fi di cord whe tie up OLO sweat pants an sey, "is likkle joke mi running", to which OLO FLATTEN OUT HIM BAXIDE PANNI KANKREET [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]
Kujo head buss up an him a bleed outta him aize dem an naah move. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/scareyuh.gif[/img]
Di naybah krass di street si wattagwaan an cawl po-po.
Dem tekk mi fren an fling him inna lackkup an cyarry Kujo gaah hapital.
\o/ Mi cood'n believe mi aize cauz dis man is nat a vylent man.
Tudey, him was a broken man to how him hupset bout di whole ting. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img]
Now tell mi, what unnoo hooda do if unnoo was OLO? Unnoo hooda file sexual harrassment charges? Cauz a dat mi tell him fi do. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img]
Di two a dem round di age of 30.
Kujo figat him glosses inna OLO chruk lass week an deppan a badda him feet.
Well yessidey, OLO cawl an tell Kujo sey him wi come drap it awwf, suh him fi meet him outta di gate. Wen him reach dem exchange pleasantries and Kujo sey "commeen man, fi a few minutes an tekk di weight awwf. Yuh want someting fi jrink?"
OLO said "zaarite, mi nat staying" suh him turn fi leave and guess what?
[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] Kujo, slap him pan him butt an sey "nice butt". [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]
OLO spin roun an tump awwfta Kujo an sey "a whe di badwud, badwud yuh a do star? Why yuh do dat?"
Kujo, grinning, reach out fi di cord whe tie up OLO sweat pants an sey, "is likkle joke mi running", to which OLO FLATTEN OUT HIM BAXIDE PANNI KANKREET [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]
Kujo head buss up an him a bleed outta him aize dem an naah move. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/scareyuh.gif[/img]
Di naybah krass di street si wattagwaan an cawl po-po.
Dem tekk mi fren an fling him inna lackkup an cyarry Kujo gaah hapital.
\o/ Mi cood'n believe mi aize cauz dis man is nat a vylent man.
Tudey, him was a broken man to how him hupset bout di whole ting. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img]
Now tell mi, what unnoo hooda do if unnoo was OLO? Unnoo hooda file sexual harrassment charges? Cauz a dat mi tell him fi do. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img]
Di two a dem round di age of 30.
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