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I am here to disclose that I, an average, ordinary woman, had sex with a celebrity, probably one of the best known and well-loved celebrities. I cannot disclose his name since he is and has been married for a long time, many consider his marriage the ideal,little do they know, yeah right! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smirk.gif[/img]
First off I met him when I saw him at a local mall, he caught my eye, everyone knew who he was, there were tons of people there to greet him, yes he is that famous. I smiled and waved at him, never imagining he would ask one of his handlers to pick me out of the throng to have a private meeting with him. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70365-flirt.gif[/img]
When one of his little guys came up to me and told me he wanted a private meeting with me, my knees almost buckled and I almost peed myself! After the crowds had dispersed I was lead into this small room, I opened the door and my heart just pounded, there he was, sitting there looking at me, I felt dirty and naughty, I knew what he had in mind and I knew what I wanted. It's so freaky when you meet someone famous and they know exactly what you are after. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/inlove1.gif[/img]
So there he was with a twinkle in his eye, his cheeks were red, I assumed something else was red as well! Mmmmmmm. So I sauntered in and sat down. He smiled, damn what a freaking sexy smile, he started telling me that he could tell I was special, ok I bought that line, so what? So sue me for eating up his words and getting wet panties in the process. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/blushing2.gif[/img]
He looked me up and down and smiled broadly and stroked his beard, ok i know exactly what it means when a man strokes his beard like that. So I stood up and walked over to him, he quickly put me on his lap, I sat awkwardly there, not knowing if he was gonna feel my heat and moisture, yessss I was that excited, I was even trembling, my gosh here was this international superstar andme, lil ole me, was sitting on his lap, whjat a rush! He asked me what I wanted. I told him everything, I had this list in my mind, he seemed interested in my wants, my gosh I have never met a star or any man for that matter who was willing listen to my wants but swore he would grant me them. He told me I was such a good girl that I would get it all and more, wow!!! He seemed to say he knew when I was even naughty, I was flipping out I thought not only is he famous, but he has ESP ohhh man I thought I had hit the jackpot!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70371-jump.gif[/img]
Soon things got more heated, he said he wanted to taste my cookies and milk, wow, that got me so excited, meeee, an average woman, not a star, not a model, not even a contestant on the Price Is Right, just me, average woman, he wanted to taste my cookies and milk!!! Well I let him and he licked and nibbled and tasted them, ohhh I thought I was gonna faint. He kept saying, "Yummy!" and "Mmmmm" what woman does not love hearing that? This was my biggest dream coming true. Again yes I wet my pants a little more, hey this was exciting and the most nervous encounter I had ever had!!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70390-shhh.gif[/img]
Soon ennough things progressed and it was great until he screamed out "HO HO HO HO HO HO!" I became incensed what with that bastard calling me a whore. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bexbad.gif[/img] I got up and stormed out, as I did he was screamed "Come on Donner and Blitzen.." Ohhh my gawd that freak! But to this day when I suck on a big, fat, sticky candy cane I think of him and get excited. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/desdentado.gif[/img]
First off I met him when I saw him at a local mall, he caught my eye, everyone knew who he was, there were tons of people there to greet him, yes he is that famous. I smiled and waved at him, never imagining he would ask one of his handlers to pick me out of the throng to have a private meeting with him. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70365-flirt.gif[/img]
When one of his little guys came up to me and told me he wanted a private meeting with me, my knees almost buckled and I almost peed myself! After the crowds had dispersed I was lead into this small room, I opened the door and my heart just pounded, there he was, sitting there looking at me, I felt dirty and naughty, I knew what he had in mind and I knew what I wanted. It's so freaky when you meet someone famous and they know exactly what you are after. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/inlove1.gif[/img]
So there he was with a twinkle in his eye, his cheeks were red, I assumed something else was red as well! Mmmmmmm. So I sauntered in and sat down. He smiled, damn what a freaking sexy smile, he started telling me that he could tell I was special, ok I bought that line, so what? So sue me for eating up his words and getting wet panties in the process. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/blushing2.gif[/img]
He looked me up and down and smiled broadly and stroked his beard, ok i know exactly what it means when a man strokes his beard like that. So I stood up and walked over to him, he quickly put me on his lap, I sat awkwardly there, not knowing if he was gonna feel my heat and moisture, yessss I was that excited, I was even trembling, my gosh here was this international superstar andme, lil ole me, was sitting on his lap, whjat a rush! He asked me what I wanted. I told him everything, I had this list in my mind, he seemed interested in my wants, my gosh I have never met a star or any man for that matter who was willing listen to my wants but swore he would grant me them. He told me I was such a good girl that I would get it all and more, wow!!! He seemed to say he knew when I was even naughty, I was flipping out I thought not only is he famous, but he has ESP ohhh man I thought I had hit the jackpot!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70371-jump.gif[/img]
Soon things got more heated, he said he wanted to taste my cookies and milk, wow, that got me so excited, meeee, an average woman, not a star, not a model, not even a contestant on the Price Is Right, just me, average woman, he wanted to taste my cookies and milk!!! Well I let him and he licked and nibbled and tasted them, ohhh I thought I was gonna faint. He kept saying, "Yummy!" and "Mmmmm" what woman does not love hearing that? This was my biggest dream coming true. Again yes I wet my pants a little more, hey this was exciting and the most nervous encounter I had ever had!!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70390-shhh.gif[/img]
Soon ennough things progressed and it was great until he screamed out "HO HO HO HO HO HO!" I became incensed what with that bastard calling me a whore. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bexbad.gif[/img] I got up and stormed out, as I did he was screamed "Come on Donner and Blitzen.." Ohhh my gawd that freak! But to this day when I suck on a big, fat, sticky candy cane I think of him and get excited. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/desdentado.gif[/img]
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