for past single and present single peeple

[MarieK]

what are some of the weird incidents/requests/scenarios you have experienced in the dating scene.

I have a story (my own) [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/blush.gif[/img] but mi nah tell ie till smaddy tell fi dem oh lord

[Jazz]

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mi tell mine severl times arredi - mi have some oda wans but not as funny as dat wan.

[MarieK]

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tell ie agen an tell dinot so funnywans too

[diabolical_Tanya]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MrsMarieK</div><div class="ubbcode-body">tell ie agen an tell dinot so funnywans too </div></div>nobaddy noh waan fi hear Jazz story bout di false teet man dem shi pick up outta road [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]


Mi noh have noh story, because if mi tink bout mi single state right yah now mi agoh [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] an noh able fi stop [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]

[BlessedLadyOfZion]

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*draw seat an wait fi story pap* [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/popcorn.gif[/img]

[Shine_Eye_Girl]

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mek mi tink.... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

maybe but mi ago wait fi oonu story fuss [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/popcorn.gif[/img]

[Jazz]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TanyaAynat</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MrsMarieK</div><div class="ubbcode-body">tell ie agen an tell dinot so funnywans too </div></div>nobaddy noh waan fi hear Jazz story bout di false teet man dem shi pick up outta road [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]


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**kissteet*** AS IF!!!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad2.gif[/img]

mi nain ah go tellu anyway ***cutyeye****

[Suesumba]

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mi chat out mines pan di regilla like the man wid the toupee and mi dih tink seh a piece a chread inna him hear and goh fi tek it out and di hole ting raise up and all mi si is dis bawll head and naily faint inna di people restrance. when people seh mout full a ashes dat was me.

i also one met a man who had a pee fetish and wanted to falla mi inna tilet all di while. him dream was to meat a ooman would would pe pe pan him and crack raw egg pan him. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crazy.gif[/img]

[Dr.Dudd]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">mi chat out mines pan di regilla like the man wid the toupee and mi dih tink seh a piece a chread inna him hear and goh fi tek it out and di hole ting raise up and all mi si is dis bawll head and naily faint inna di people restrance. when people seh mout full a ashes dat was me.

i also one met a man who had a pee fetish and wanted to falla mi inna tilet all di while. him dream was to meat a ooman would would pe pe pan him and crack raw egg pan him. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crazy.gif[/img] </div></div>
Yeh right so we believe you... Wrong! you suspec the man hair and just do that fe prove ut. Why you no tall it like how it go??
Bout you think a did tread!!

[diabolical_Tanya]

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Okay here is one.....me an mi fren did have a falling out couple months ago (yes di same tiefing one weh owe mi money) Soh him call mi couple weeks ago an a seh how him sorry an him a try fi get mi money fi mi an ray ray hawse dead cow fat. Soh den him ask if mi still bex wid him....mi seh yes mi still bex an mi agoh bex till di debt is paid off.

soh few days later him call an a chat to mi like seh wi a fren, an a ask some personal ting like who mi a deal wid now an blah blah...soh mi tell him seh mi seeing smaddy because mi could si seh a piece him a look.

Anyways every couple a days him call fi seh "hi", but mi noh have nuttin fi seh to him (other than [censored] wheres my money)

Soh him call mi Friday gone, ask what mi doing fi di weekend..mi tell him seh mi naw do nuttin as it too cole fi deh a road.

soh sunday now him call, hear him...soh yu goh party last night? mi seh no fool! yu noh hear mi did seh last time yu call seh it did cole, a weh di backside yu a badda mi fah..

Him seh gaawd yu aint got to be so rude an heng up di phone inna mi ears [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/yahoo.gif[/img] he has not called back since [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/yahoo.gif[/img]

[Suesumba]

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i was about 21 Dr. Dudd, it was a black man, so the white thread really stuck out........

[Kurlie]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TanyaAynat</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Okay here is one.....me an mi fren did have a falling out couple months ago (yes di same tiefing one weh owe mi money) Soh him call mi couple weeks ago an a seh how him sorry an him a try fi get mi money fi mi an ray ray hawse dead cow fat. Soh den him ask if mi still bex wid him....mi seh yes mi still bex an mi agoh bex till di debt is paid off.

soh few days later him call an a chat to mi like seh wi a fren, an a ask some personal ting like who mi a deal wid now an blah blah...soh mi tell him seh mi seeing smaddy because mi could si seh a piece him a look.

Anyways every couple a days him call fi seh "hi", but mi noh have nuttin fi seh to him (other than [censored] wheres my money)

Soh him call mi Friday gone, ask what mi doing fi di weekend..mi tell him seh mi naw do nuttin as it too cole fi deh a road.

soh sunday now him call, hear him...soh yu goh party last night? mi seh no fool! yu noh hear mi did seh last time yu call seh it did cole, a weh di backside yu a badda mi fah..

Him seh gaawd yu aint got to be so rude an heng up di phone inna mi ears [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/yahoo.gif[/img] he has not called back since [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/yahoo.gif[/img] </div></div>

a wey de....Tanya...come outta dis tread

[Kurlie]

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mi know unuh no expect dis from mi but in my defense I was only 19...

one time a yawd, light did gaan (so ie did dark dark) and a about five bwoy and girl couple siddung pon the sidewalk a mi boyfriend gate and everybady a gi joke and ting and a laugh... mi and mi boyfriend pap a dugu dugu pon the sidewalk while a gi joke and a dead wid laugh, everybadi still tink a fi dem joke wi a laugh afta... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bubble.gif[/img]

[Seveen]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TanyaAynat</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Okay here is one.....me an mi fren did have a falling out couple months ago (yes di same tiefing one weh owe mi money) Soh him call mi couple weeks ago an a seh how him sorry an him a try fi get mi money fi mi an ray ray hawse dead cow fat. Soh den him ask if mi still bex wid him....mi seh yes mi still bex an mi agoh bex till di debt is paid off.

soh few days later him call an a chat to mi like seh wi a fren, an a ask some personal ting like who mi a deal wid now an blah blah...soh mi tell him seh mi seeing smaddy because mi could si seh a piece him a look.

Anyways every couple a days him call fi seh "hi", but mi noh have nuttin fi seh to him (other than [censored] wheres my money)

Soh him call mi Friday gone, ask what mi doing fi di weekend..mi tell him seh mi naw do nuttin as it too cole fi deh a road.

soh sunday now him call, hear him...soh yu goh party last night? mi seh no fool! yu noh hear mi did seh last time yu call seh it did cole, a weh di backside yu a badda mi fah..

Him seh gaawd yu aint got to be so rude an heng up di phone inna mi ears [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/yahoo.gif[/img] he has not called back since [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/yahoo.gif[/img] </div></div>


and he won't call - 'cause now you rude - he doesn't owe you the money