Women with pick up lines???

[Mutty]

She is clearly NOT from this planet, but here was her list:


1) Excuse me, could you tell me if my tongue tastes like rum?

2) My mother thinks my thong is too sexy -- I wonder what your opinion would be.

3) Do you want to do a shot of rum from my naval?

4) One of the hooks on my bra came loose, can you help me fix it?

5) Nice tattoos -- do you have any more that I can't see?

6) Can you memorize my phone number, or should I write it down?

7) If you don't buy me a drink, I'll think you're treating me like a virgin.

8) Excuse me, you're making me wet. Whatcha gonna do about it?

9) I'm like a little girl. Did you know, I don't like sleeping alone in the dark.

[Q3210]

Re: Women with pick up lines???

10/ Have my burger and I`ll have your shake.

[Q3210]

Re: Women with pick up lines???

11) Buy mi a lunch nuh.

12) Errol, pass de towel puhleeze.

[Pepper]

Re: Women with pick up lines???

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mutty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">She is clearly NOT from this planet, but here was her list:


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But yuh a dead fi meet har don't it? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bubble.gif[/img]

[Mutty]

Re: Women with pick up lines???

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Pepper</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mutty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">She is clearly NOT from this planet, but here was her list:


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But yuh a dead fi meet har don't it? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bubble.gif[/img] </div></div>


No. I'm fragile. My societal conditioning did not groom me to deal with women like that. They don't exist anyway.


*adjusts halo*

[Nylah]

Re: Women with pick up lines???

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Q3210</div><div class="ubbcode-body">11) Buy mi a lunch nuh.

12) Errol, pass de towel puhleeze. </div></div>

u aint right atall [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Women with pick up lines???

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/kissteeth.gif[/img] dem pick up line deh noh ready [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img]


My tried an true never fail yet


"nice shoes! wanna ________? "


[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Shine_Eye_Girl]

Re: Women with pick up lines???

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mutty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">She is clearly NOT from this planet, but here was her list:


1) Excuse me, could you tell me if my tongue tastes like rum?

2) My mother thinks my thong is too sexy -- I wonder what your opinion would be.

3) Do you want to do a shot of rum from my naval?

4) One of the hooks on my bra came loose, can you help me fix it?

5) Nice tattoos -- do you have any more that I can't see?

6) Can you memorize my phone number, or should I write it down?

7) If you don't buy me a drink, I'll think you're treating me like a virgin.

8) Excuse me, you're making me wet. Whatcha gonna do about it?

9) I'm like a little girl. Did you know, I don't like sleeping alone in the dark. </div></div>


Those are terrible. What's even worst is if women actually use them. it get even worst if anyone in here thought to themselves....I have to try that one.... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img]

[tsophra]

Re: Women with pick up lines???

I'll stick with Mae West [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Mutty]

Re: Women with pick up lines???

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TanyaZeen</div><div class="ubbcode-body">[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/kissteeth.gif[/img] dem pick up line deh noh ready [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img]


My tried an true never fail yet


"nice shoes! wanna ________? "


[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>


That's direct and to the point.

[Mutty]

Re: Women with pick up lines???

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TLC_29</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mutty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">She is clearly NOT from this planet, but here was her list:


1) Excuse me, could you tell me if my tongue tastes like rum?

2) My mother thinks my thong is too sexy -- I wonder what your opinion would be.

3) Do you want to do a shot of rum from my naval?

4) One of the hooks on my bra came loose, can you help me fix it?

5) Nice tattoos -- do you have any more that I can't see?

6) Can you memorize my phone number, or should I write it down?

7) If you don't buy me a drink, I'll think you're treating me like a virgin.

8) Excuse me, you're making me wet. Whatcha gonna do about it?

9) I'm like a little girl. Did you know, I don't like sleeping alone in the dark. </div></div>


Those are terrible. What's even worst is if women actually use them. it get even worst if anyone in here thought to themselves....I have to try that one.... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70400-talktohand.gif[/img] </div></div>

Where's your list?