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O K, dis yah wan agguh haffi cut shawt for mi nuh have di time fi a tell di whole lang ole ting.
Mi fren (Vern) whe married fi bout chree anna hawf year now, fine hout sey har man did cheat pan har, suh shi decide sey two can play dat game an rookz awwf dis nice yung man whe wurk widd har at di DMV in succession. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img]
Shi wurk addi wan pan teerty fort street an him wurk addi wan uptown (125th) suh dem nuh si dem wannanedda too tuff.
Ennyway, him deppan a cawl har chroo shi nuh seem since cupple days befo Krissmus a dem krissmus jrinks, suh shi tell him sey she an har husban a chry wurk pan dem marrijj suh it bess fi dem nuffi continue dem "fling". [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whistle.gif[/img]
DMV man get bex an sey nutt'n cyaah guh suh for shi did promiss him sey she agguh leave him an him didda wait pan har an yadda-yadda-blah-blah freaking blah. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/music.gif[/img]
Vern sey shi did ketch har fraid but since shi nuh hear fran him fi two weeks now, shi glad sey him mussi move awwn. Shi feel betta an decide fi improve har marrijj an prolly tell har husban bout di "likkle fling" fi get di new year stawtid pan di rite trakk. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70384-praying.gif[/img]
Dem put dem house inna Queens up fi sale an decide fi move tuh Lang Islant. Friday, shi cawl har husban fi ask him tuh meet di real estate agent at 6pm, caus shi a run late an smaddy need fi view di house.
Wen shi finally reech home, shi si di lites awwn inna di livin room bout 7:30 suh shi tekk di back way for shi did waah use di batchroom an cood'n badda guh chroo di front.
As shi a tekk har time creep upstairs, shi was immediately sttap'd inna har tracks... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]
Guess wha? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/popcorn.gif[/img]
Whooo dey bout? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whistle.gif[/img]
Mi fren (Vern) whe married fi bout chree anna hawf year now, fine hout sey har man did cheat pan har, suh shi decide sey two can play dat game an rookz awwf dis nice yung man whe wurk widd har at di DMV in succession. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img]
Shi wurk addi wan pan teerty fort street an him wurk addi wan uptown (125th) suh dem nuh si dem wannanedda too tuff.
Ennyway, him deppan a cawl har chroo shi nuh seem since cupple days befo Krissmus a dem krissmus jrinks, suh shi tell him sey she an har husban a chry wurk pan dem marrijj suh it bess fi dem nuffi continue dem "fling". [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whistle.gif[/img]
DMV man get bex an sey nutt'n cyaah guh suh for shi did promiss him sey she agguh leave him an him didda wait pan har an yadda-yadda-blah-blah freaking blah. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/music.gif[/img]
Vern sey shi did ketch har fraid but since shi nuh hear fran him fi two weeks now, shi glad sey him mussi move awwn. Shi feel betta an decide fi improve har marrijj an prolly tell har husban bout di "likkle fling" fi get di new year stawtid pan di rite trakk. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70384-praying.gif[/img]
Dem put dem house inna Queens up fi sale an decide fi move tuh Lang Islant. Friday, shi cawl har husban fi ask him tuh meet di real estate agent at 6pm, caus shi a run late an smaddy need fi view di house.
Wen shi finally reech home, shi si di lites awwn inna di livin room bout 7:30 suh shi tekk di back way for shi did waah use di batchroom an cood'n badda guh chroo di front.
As shi a tekk har time creep upstairs, shi was immediately sttap'd inna har tracks... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]
Guess wha? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/popcorn.gif[/img]
Whooo dey bout? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whistle.gif[/img]
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