.. Got Sex? ...

[Hush Darlin]

Re: .. Got Sex? ...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: xKs</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: natJazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: xKs</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: natJazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">whoooiiiii X mi feel hot wen mi read u poas...

***fan miself***

seh warra now - suspended congress [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70377-loveeyes.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70377-loveeyes.gif[/img] </div></div>

.. like how u dun petite already [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif[/img] </div></div>

mi love dat - an u know is not every man can do dat... some ah dem stawt slip an slide [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whistle.gif[/img] - so mi read inna wan book...
mussles haffe trang! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70377-loveeyes.gif[/img] </div></div>

not ongle dat, but yuh need fi be careful else yuh can pull muscles or get cramps if yuh nuh warm up properly before certain positions.
a guine gi yuh joke, as mi a write dis, mi meba yeaaaars back mi use to love lift up gal pickney and put dem pon wall and counter, etc.. dem times mi did young and back did strang.
So wukings just start pon di pretty face from Exced.. So mi waan impress, cause mi want the return jobs, zeen. She wasnt petite still, average, size. Likkle bit heavier dan mi use to.
Anyhow, business start, and a mi dis decide fi lift up and show off mi strength. So mi a change from missionary to di Lapdance position.. Ra-ss - all of a sudden as mi a lift har up, wan rathid piece a muscle contract jook mi inna mi thigh!
Mi hafi suddenly dash har back dung pon di bed and jump up a skip and a bawl out - "Muscle contract! muscle contract!" [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img] </div></div>
puppa Jesaz
noh kil mi een yah
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[esp]

Re: .. Got Sex? ...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: xKs</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: natJazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: xKs</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: natJazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i GET lots!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70377-loveeyes.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70377-loveeyes.gif[/img]

thats why I am in GREAT health, well rested, fit as afiddle and an all around peach to be around [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70365-flirt.gif[/img] </div></div>

When mi read di article, yuh know shey a yuh come to mind from di board. Aie sah.. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif[/img]

pon di flip side mi always wander how ova di years mi been keepin di washboard relatively tight despite the fact that mi HATE fi duh abdominal excercises, and have the worse diet.
This article explains it. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif[/img]
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[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70365-flirt.gif[/img] - so dats wat kip dose triceps and biceps bulging like dat??? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif[/img] to Mrs. X - she mussi have soem wikkiid skills... </div></div>

Ok - meck mi break it down.. Not that mi have to fi you, but nonetheless.

Position: Missionary
Main Muscles worked: upper trapezius, triceps brachii, latissimus dorsi, deltoids, rectus abdominis

Position: Suspended Congress (standing)
Main Muscles worked: Lower trapezius (Lower back), Glutes, Calves, hamstring

Position: Butterfly
Main Muscles Worked: quadriceps, rectus abdominis (abs), and lower trapezius

Position: Doggy
Main Muscles Worked: gluteus maximus and medius (Glutes), gastrocnemius (calves), lower trapezius (lower back), and Abs

Position: Spoon
Main Muscles worked: gluteus maximus and medius (Glutes) and Abs

Position: T-Square
Main Muscles Worked: Abs, glutes, biceps femoris (Hamstrings)

Position: Viennese oyster
Main Muscles Worked: upper trapezius, triceps, latissimus dorsi, deltoids, rectus abdominis, glutes and hamstrings

Position: The stopperage (Missionary with foot to chest fi prudes)
Main Muscles worked: upper trapezius, triceps brachii, latissimus dorsi, deltoids, rectus abdominis, glutes and hamstrings

Position: Cowgirl / Reverse Cowgirl
Main Muscles Worked: hamstrings, calves, middle back

Some adda postions that provides excellent calorie burn and facilitates muscle strengting are:

- Lateral coital
- Lap Dance
- Perfumed Garden (or Pounding)
- Lotus


For further information, contact Dr. xKilocios at 1-800-KAC-ITUP. </div></div>

****mek note fi ben dung back way tinite**** [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/inlove1.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70377-loveeyes.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/dance01.gif[/img]

[SandiF]

Re: .. Got Sex? ...

LOL! a gwine dead wid [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: xKs</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
not ongle dat, but yuh need fi be careful else yuh can pull muscles or get cramps if yuh nuh warm up properly before certain positions.
a guine gi yuh joke, as mi a write dis, mi meba yeaaaars back mi use to love lift up gal pickney and put dem pon wall and counter, etc.. dem times mi did young and back did strang.
So wukings just start pon di pretty face from Exced.. So mi waan impress, cause mi want the return jobs, zeen. She wasnt petite still, average, size. Likkle bit heavier dan mi use to.
Anyhow, business start, and a mi dis decide fi lift up and show off mi strength. So mi a change from missionary to di Lapdance position.. Ra-ss - all of a sudden as mi a lift har up, wan rathid piece a muscle contract jook mi inna mi thigh!
Mi hafi suddenly dash har back dung pon di bed and jump up a skip and a bawl out - "Muscle contract! muscle contract!" [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img] </div></div>

[MsExced]

Re: .. Got Sex? ...

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]xKs yu is one crazy smaddy [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]


<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SandiF</div><div class="ubbcode-body">LOL! a gwine dead wid [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: xKs</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
not ongle dat, but yuh need fi be careful else yuh can pull muscles or get cramps if yuh nuh warm up properly before certain positions.
a guine gi yuh joke, as mi a write dis, mi meba yeaaaars back mi use to love lift up gal pickney and put dem pon wall and counter, etc.. dem times mi did young and back did strang.
So wukings just start pon di pretty face from Exced.. So mi waan impress, cause mi want the return jobs, zeen. She wasnt petite still, average, size. Likkle bit heavier dan mi use to.
Anyhow, business start, and a mi dis decide fi lift up and show off mi strength. So mi a change from missionary to di Lapdance position.. Ra-ss - all of a sudden as mi a lift har up, wan rathid piece a muscle contract jook mi inna mi thigh!
Mi hafi suddenly dash har back dung pon di bed and jump up a skip and a bawl out - "Muscle contract! muscle contract!" [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img] </div></div> </div></div>

[Magician]

Re: .. Got Sex? ...

Well at least di gyal drop pon di bed an not pon di tile. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Boopie2]

Re: .. Got Sex? ...

For real [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[X]

Re: .. Got Sex? ...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Magic</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Well at least di gyal drop pon di bed an not pon di tile. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>
sound like u have a confession fimeck [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
now that would explain the a certain female pon di board's dizzy spells [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img]

[X]

Re: .. Got Sex? ...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Boopie2</div><div class="ubbcode-body">For real [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>

tan deh laff afta mi.. a wouda tell u bout the athma attack episode, but a think a mussi duh dat yahso afew times already [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img]

[Boopie2]

Re: .. Got Sex? ...

I think I remember that one [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Magician]

Re: .. Got Sex? ...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: xKs</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Magic</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Well at least di gyal drop pon di bed an not pon di tile. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>
sound like u have a confession fimeck [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
now that would explain the a certain female pon di board's dizzy spells [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img] </div></div>

Yuh know seh more than one female pon yah ave dizzy spell eno! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/dizzy.gif[/img]

[kratch head try fi 'memba is who 'slip out' from di mattress] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whistle.gif[/img]


Yes pardie come wid di asthma torey!
Yuh fayva mi one uncle weh tell mi same story every time, an mi a try fi act like is di first time earin it. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]