big belly man

[sistactry]

Re: big belly man

i used to be squeamish bout dem kinda ting deh but in mi ole age me'eda advise har fi tek di bounce, save di dallaz, and have the diamond appraised.

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] a peer joke me get tiday, [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

me naa say a ting, fe me mr man a big belly man, so [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img]

[Suesumba]

Re: big belly man

honestly doah i met a surgeon a while back who was quite portly. he was the most arrogant SOB i ever came across. no amount a expensive dinnah and libation could get me pass his enormous gunt and his equally expansive hawss. if him did have a betta personality mi cuddan role wid ie. but. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img]

[Pepper]

Re: big belly man

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bizi</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

everybody man on yah slim an trim den? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img] </div></div>

My belly big, so me an no big belly man nah go work.

Me sure unno see dat T-Shirt nuff time already.

But me a wait fi see what dose in know haffi say. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/popcorn.gif[/img]

[Jazz]

Re: big belly man

How big qualify as big???

[sistactry]

Re: big belly man

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
* 40-ish..................................49.
* Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.
* Athletic................................No breasts.
* Average looking.....................Moooo.
* Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.
* Emotionally Secure..................On medication .
* Feminist...............................Fat.
* Free Spirit.............................Junkie.
* Friendship first.......................Former Slut.
* New-Age...............................Body hair in the wrong places.
* Old-fashioned.................. ......No B.J.'s
* Open-minded.........................Desperate.
* Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.
* Professional...........................[censored].
* Voluptuous...........................Very fat.
* Large frame...........................Hugely fat.
* Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
* Yes.....................................No
* No......................................Yes
* Maybe.................................No
* We need...............................I want
* I am sorry.............................You'll be sorry
* We need to talk......................You're in trouble
* Sure, go ahead........................You better not
* Do what you want...................You will pay for this later
* I am not upset........................Of course, I am upset, you moron!
* You're attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about?

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
* I am hungry...........................I am hungry
* I am sleepy............................I am sleepy
* I am tired.............................I am tired
* I love you..............................Let's have sex now
* I am bored.............................Do you want to have sex?
* May I have this dance?................I'd like to have sex with you.
* Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you.
* Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.
* Can I take you out to dinner? .......I'd like to have sex with you.
* I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay

i like the 'I'd like to have sex part' [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[sistactry]

Re: big belly man

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: natJazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How big qualify as big??? </div></div>

Mr ctry own qualify as big Jazz? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Jazz]

Re: big belly man

mi nuh memab how big his was.

[sistactry]

Re: big belly man

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70377-loveeyes.gif[/img] bless ur haart~~ [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

[Bizzy]

Re: big belly man

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MrsKurlie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">wah kina wuk him do?

and fi di record mi hubby belly is flat flat, mi all grudge him fi him belly </div></div>him inna de entertainment industry

[Bizzy]

Re: big belly man

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SistaCtry</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i used to be squeamish bout dem kinda ting deh but in mi ole age me'eda advise har fi tek di bounce, save di dallaz, and have the diamond appraised.

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] a peer joke me get tiday, [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

me naa say a ting, fe me mr man a big belly man, so [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img] </div></div> [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/popcorn.gif[/img]

[Fern]

Re: big belly man

mi hear say when yu a ride it, di belly good fi massaging a certing spot at di same time. mi no know how true, but a so mi hear.

[Bizzy]

Re: big belly man

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Fern</div><div class="ubbcode-body">mi hear say when yu a ride it, di belly good fi massaging a certing spot at di same time. mi no know how true, but a so mi hear.

</div></div>Oh laawdd!!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/blush.gif[/img]


Oomens wid BBM, unu need fi TALK DE TING DEM [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/popcorn.gif[/img]

[Jazz]

Re: big belly man

ansa mi - how big u talking?

[Jazz]

Re: big belly man

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Fern</div><div class="ubbcode-body">mi hear say when yu a ride it, di belly good fi massaging a certing spot at di same time. mi no know how true, but a so mi hear.

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[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Only yuh!!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Bizzy]

Re: big belly man

mi neva say dis man in particular belly look bout 5.5 months pregnant wid twins.

fi any odda man belly, mi nuh know. mi nuh know how big is big [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img]