Speechless to rhatid

[diabolical_Tanya]

Lawks


Last night mi did go buy fish wid one a mi man dem. Soh on di way back wi stop at di Safeway fi get di ress a di tings fi mek di escovietch.

Soh wi a walk chroo di store an a pick up di tings an wi a ramp likkle bit. Soh di man grab mi inna mi face an mi reflex an mi knee lick him inna him balls [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]

Soh everybady inna di store a look pan wi because him did bawlout [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70361-embarassed.gif[/img] an di security stawt walk ovah which pawt wi did deh [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img]

Anyhow dat quash an done an wi finish di shopping an join di line fi cash out. Den mi membah seh mi did need bread rolls soh mi sen him ova to di bakery fi get dem.

Soh mi tannup inna di line fi di langest while an di man noh come back. My turn come fi put mi tings pan di sittin soh mi look roun di store fi si if mi sight him.

Mi sight him tannup crass di store a chat to wan lil bwoy pickney. Soh mi signal an him come. Soh mi seh...

SOh mi ask him what tek him soh lang an him seh ........


Di lil bwoy pickney him did a chat to come up to him an seh.... He should date his mother and become his step father because it does not look like his girlfriend (me) likes him.


Soh mi seh where was di madda when di pickney a try pimp yu? him seh shi tannup deh a laugh an shi seh to di pickney ______name you picked a good one this time [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img]


SOh him a tell mi dis while wi a cash out an mi juss deh pan
"what?" he said "what" an mi juss never belive weh di man a tell mi.

Soh wi a walk outta di store an di lil bwoy come up to wi an touch di man pan him han an point an seh "there's my mom over there did you get her number"


MI WAS SPEECHLESS TO RHATID [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]

[Kurlie]

Re: Speechless to rhatid

its the new version of "pimping mommy" [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img]

[Nanook]

Re: Speechless to rhatid

That is funny...cute little kid. I am laughing! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Speechless to rhatid

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MrsKurlie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">its the new version of "pimping mommy" [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img] </div></div>Aye sah [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] weh you woulda do Kurlie????

[CeaBee]

Re: Speechless to rhatid

suh this guy friend a yours sound like him cute [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/popcorn.gif[/img]

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Speechless to rhatid

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nanook</div><div class="ubbcode-body">That is funny...cute little kid. I am laughing! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>Mi glad yu find it funny Nanook but at the time mi did [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bexbad.gif[/img] but mi nevah sure who did need fi get tump dung [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

di pickney, di man or di madda [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[annshan2]

Re: Speechless to rhatid

how ole dis pickney is [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]
awanda if a de mumma tell him fi sey so [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]
and a wand if him a de fust smaddy him sey this too [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Speechless to rhatid

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: coolbeans</div><div class="ubbcode-body">suh this guy friend a yours sound like him cute [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/popcorn.gif[/img] </div></div>He is very cute..















from behind or afar

[Kurlie]

Re: Speechless to rhatid

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TanyaZeen</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MrsKurlie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">its the new version of "pimping mommy" [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img] </div></div>Aye sah [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] weh you woulda do Kurlie???? </div></div>

well if BF nuh put dem ina dem place mi and him would have it out...being that the madda was their when the kid was talking to him...what did he say to har?

[CeaBee]

Re: Speechless to rhatid

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TanyaZeen</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: coolbeans</div><div class="ubbcode-body">suh this guy friend a yours sound like him cute [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/popcorn.gif[/img] </div></div>He is very cute..

from behind or afar </div></div>

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Speechless to rhatid

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Annshan2</div><div class="ubbcode-body">how ole dis pickney is [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]
awanda if a de mumma tell him fi sey so [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]
and a wand if him a de fust smaddy him sey this too [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] </div></div>di pickney look like him is about 8 or soh an is di exact same ting mi was wondering Annie...if a di madda a teach him fi do dem tings deh shi bettah watch harself [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Speechless to rhatid

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MrsKurlie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TanyaZeen</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MrsKurlie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">its the new version of "pimping mommy" [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img] </div></div>Aye sah [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] weh you woulda do Kurlie???? </div></div>

well if BF nuh put dem ina dem place mi and him would have it out...being that the madda was their when the kid was talking to him...what did he say to har? </div></div>Him seh him neva seh nuttin to har, an him seh him did juss a laugh when di pickney a talk to him......knowing him though I am sure he was quite flattered and probably flirted with the mother [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif[/img]

[Kurlie]

Re: Speechless to rhatid

Well, there you go..and since you have more than one BF yu safe [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img]

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Speechless to rhatid

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MrsKurlie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Well, there you go..and since you have more than one BF yu safe [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img] </div></div>That was the only ting weh save him [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Suesumba]

Re: Speechless to rhatid

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MrsKurlie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">its the new version of "pimping mommy" [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img] </div></div>

bet seh di modda training di likkle bway if du dis. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whistle.gif[/img]