what's the most bizarre

[tsophra]

pick up line you eva run enn to? mine was this w/e...young jamaican bredda trying to chatting me up on de subway..i like you colours..blah blah blah...do you smoke ganj blah blah blah and den im stawt open up a black scandal bag to show me de weed in deh [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] me smell de weed as im stawt open de bags..me a try tap im fram gu furdda..so me seh (true gritted teet)..is aight..i can smell it.. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]here im...see..see.. turns out he wanted to give me a spliff [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img]

strange

[Bizzy]

Re: what's the most bizarre

wah bout de one weh dem say:

hey babygirl mi a come a yuh yaad fi dinna enuh [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

mek u nay put da one deh?? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70459-hugs.gif[/img]

[tsophra]

Re: what's the most bizarre

dats not bizarre..just stoopid..next tread [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

wait till it happen to yu...an it will [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whistle.gif[/img]

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: what's the most bizarre

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jaded</div><div class="ubbcode-body">pick up line you eva run enn to? mine was this w/e...young jamaican bredda trying to chatting me up on de subway..i like you colours..blah blah blah...do you smoke ganj blah blah blah and den im stawt open up a black scandal bag to show me de weed in deh [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] me smell de weed as im stawt open de bags..me a try tap im fram gu furdda..so me seh (true gritted teet)..is aight..i can smell it.. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]here im...see..see.. turns out he wanted to give me a spliff [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img]

strange </div></div>


[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] was that a pick up line or a sales pitch????

[loops]

Re: what's the most bizarre

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jaded</div><div class="ubbcode-body">pick up line you eva run enn to? mine was this w/e...young jamaican bredda trying to chatting me up on de subway..i like you colours..blah blah blah...do you smoke ganj blah blah blah and den im stawt open up a black scandal bag to show me de weed in deh [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] me smell de weed as im stawt open de bags..me a try tap im fram gu furdda..so me seh (true gritted teet)..is aight..i can smell it.. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]here im...see..see.. turns out he wanted to give me a spliff [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img]

strange </div></div>

now why can't i meet men like this? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img]

[Zeko]

Re: what's the most bizarre

Mi stan up a bus-stop wid mi bashy fren dem a wait pan bus ah Portie when dis man walk up to me an seh:

"Mi lub yuh and mi waah fi deh wid yuh - mi noh have noh sweet wud fi tell yuh like dem addah man. So wah yuh seh - mi caan come check yuh laytah?"

All now, almost 30 years later, mi fren dem talk bout it...

[tsophra]

Re: what's the most bizarre

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TanyaZeen</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jaded</div><div class="ubbcode-body">pick up line you eva run enn to? mine was this w/e...young jamaican bredda trying to chatting me up on de subway..i like you colours..blah blah blah...do you smoke ganj blah blah blah and den im stawt open up a black scandal bag to show me de weed in deh [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] me smell de weed as im stawt open de bags..me a try tap im fram gu furdda..so me seh (true gritted teet)..is aight..i can smell it.. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]here im...see..see.. turns out he wanted to give me a spliff [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img]

strange </div></div>


[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] was that a pick up line or a sales pitch???? </div></div>

dat did cross my mind..he sey it was all is [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img] an dis is wid me keeping my side of the conversion to a minimum [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]he was trying to convince me he wasn't po po caus me wouldn't discuss ganj wid im

[tsophra]

Re: what's the most bizarre

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Zeko</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Mi stan up a bus-stop wid mi bashy fren dem a wait pan bus ah Portie when dis man walk up to me an seh:

"Mi lub yuh and mi waah fi deh wid yuh - mi noh have noh sweet wud fi tell yuh like dem addah man. So wah yuh seh - mi caan come check yuh laytah?"

All now, almost 30 years later, mi fren dem talk bout it... </div></div>

OMG [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] dat is some funny ish..

lemme guess..he's now Mr. Zeko?

[Fyah]

Re: what's the most bizarre

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bizi_fi_lyfe</div><div class="ubbcode-body">wah bout de one weh dem say:

hey babygirl mi a come a yuh yaad fi dinna enuh [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

mek u nay put da one deh?? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70459-hugs.gif[/img] </div></div>

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] I am just wondering about the reason for the attraction of these RARE species that she so proudly flaunt.

[Zeko]

Re: what's the most bizarre

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jaded</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Zeko</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Mi stan up a bus-stop wid mi bashy fren dem a wait pan bus ah Portie when dis man walk up to me an seh:

"Mi lub yuh and mi waah fi deh wid yuh - mi noh have noh sweet wud fi tell yuh like dem addah man. So wah yuh seh - mi caan come check yuh laytah?"

All now, almost 30 years later, mi fren dem talk bout it... </div></div>

OMG [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] dat is some funny ish..

lemme guess..he's now Mr. Zeko? </div></div>

Noh sah..ah di wan long han man dem call "Arangotang"

Mr. Zeko did smood dan dat...him neva had to say a word... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/inlove1.gif[/img]

[tsophra]

Re: what's the most bizarre

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RunDem</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bizi_fi_lyfe</div><div class="ubbcode-body">wah bout de one weh dem say:

hey babygirl mi a come a yuh yaad fi dinna enuh [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

mek u nay put da one deh?? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70459-hugs.gif[/img] </div></div>

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] I am just wondering about the reason for the attraction of these RARE species that she so proudly flaunt. </div></div>

actually de ones i'm proud of I keep to myself [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70390-shhh.gif[/img] de ones I think are funny I share.. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img]

as fe de attraction pawt guess me nu posh like yu [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70365-flirt.gif[/img]

[tsophra]

Re: what's the most bizarre

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Zeko</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jaded</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Zeko</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Mi stan up a bus-stop wid mi bashy fren dem a wait pan bus ah Portie when dis man walk up to me an seh:

"Mi lub yuh and mi waah fi deh wid yuh - mi noh have noh sweet wud fi tell yuh like dem addah man. So wah yuh seh - mi caan come check yuh laytah?"

All now, almost 30 years later, mi fren dem talk bout it... </div></div>

OMG [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] dat is some funny ish..

lemme guess..he's now Mr. Zeko? </div></div>

Noh sah..ah di wan long han man dem call "Arangotang"

Mr. Zeko did smood dan dat...him neva had to say a word... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/inlove1.gif[/img] </div></div>

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

[Fyah]

Re: what's the most bizarre

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jaded</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RunDem</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bizi_fi_lyfe</div><div class="ubbcode-body">wah bout de one weh dem say:

hey babygirl mi a come a yuh yaad fi dinna enuh [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

mek u nay put da one deh?? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70459-hugs.gif[/img] </div></div>

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] I am just wondering about the reason for the attraction of these RARE species that she so proudly flaunt. </div></div>

actually de ones i'm proud of I keep to myself [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70390-shhh.gif[/img] de ones I think are funny I share.. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img]

as fe de attraction pawt guess me nu posh like yu [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70365-flirt.gif[/img] </div></div>

LOL, well good for you. You sure don't want any man thief to get at one of those.

Shrug. On your second note, hey, what can I say. We all could use a little spice. Get it? Posh Spice. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whistle.gif[/img]

[dr. bones]

Re: what's the most bizarre

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? B/c I can see myself in your pants 2nite". I was shocked that a guy actually used this line.

Another time a bartender bet me $10 that he could touch my breast w/o touching any of my clothing. I thought it was impossible, so I bet him. He grabbed the girls, said it can't be done, and gave me $10. Nasty [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img]

[Fyah]

Re: what's the most bizarre

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dr. bones</div><div class="ubbcode-body">"Is that a mirror in your pocket? B/c I can see myself in your pants 2nite". I was shocked that a guy actually used this line.

Another time a bartender bet me $10 that he could touch my breast w/o touching any of my clothing. I thought it was impossible, so I bet him. He grabbed the girls, said it can't be done, and gave me $10. Nasty [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img] </div></div>

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] At what point did you poke him in his eyes?