So I went to a Singles Dance

[Peasie]

For singles over 40, $15 per person, cash bar, snacks, held monthly, sponsored by a Catholic Church. Most of the men were over 50 with a good portion over 60. They all seemed polite and there were as many men as women. In all there were over 100 people and everyone was jovial.

Here are some things I learned:

• If he tells you about his impending knee replacement surgery, he's looking for ladies to bring him casseroles when he's convalescing
• If he asks you if you know the Foxtrot, he's too old for you
• If he wears too much cologne, never married, and very effeminate, he's in denial and not over the Catholic guilt thing
• If he wears a Kangol, claps incessantly to the beat, closes his eyes and fails to notice his pants are falling down because he lacks a belt, he's probably from the nearby group home.
• If he looks great, spins you out on the floor then starts to count 'one two three cha cha cha' and tells you to do EXACTLY as he does, avoid him the rest of,the evening
• If you ask the DJ if he has any reggae and he responds with "You mean like Bob Mar-LAY?" go home.

[CeaBee]

If he looks great, spins you out on the floor then starts to count 'one two three cha cha cha' and tells you to do EXACTLY as he does, avoid him the rest of,the evening

dansically challenged people need love too

[FrenchTickla]

Nice trip report peasie

at least u getting out. So nice for a little entertainment.

[Peasie]

It was a trip but you know, I enjoyed myself and I'm determined to learn the Texas Two Step.

I met a Jamaican lady and a Trini lady and we were just cracking ourselves up imagining going out on the floor with some dutty wine moves

[Wahalla]

It was a trip but you know, I enjoyed myself and I'm determined to learn the Texas Two Step.

I met a Jamaican lady and a Trini lady and we were just cracking ourselves up imagining going out on the floor with some dutty wine moves

Sounds like you had a great time!!!!!!!!!!!! enjoy....but beware the dutty wine post hip replacement surgery.....

[kia027]

Sounds like you had a great time!!!!!!!!!!!! enjoy....but beware the dutty wine post hip replacement surgery.....

glad u had a good time..

[Peasie]

@ Wahalla and Kia

[j-kid]

Soh Peasie, noh ah dem neva ask fi yuh numbah?

[Suesumba]

o mercy --- never laughed so hard

[MsExced]

Glad you had fun

[Peasie]

Soh Peasie, noh ah dem neva ask fi yuh numbah?

no sah! yuh mad! but it was interesting. most of the people there just came to dance and have fun. the regulars know each other and dance together then mix up with everyone. they had two games where men in center and women circle around and then you pick a dance partner. then they switched it around. I'm going back next month

[blugiant]

It was a trip but you know, I enjoyed myself and I'm determined to learn the Texas Two Step.

I met a Jamaican lady and a Trini lady and we were just cracking ourselves up imagining going out on the floor with some dutty wine moves

so yuh a tell mii natt wan man hear oonnoo ann tekk oonnoo upp pon oonnoo affer cah boat yawdee ann trini can wine

[Peasie]

the music did not present itself to dutty wine

[Xavier]

It was a trip but you know, I enjoyed myself and I'm determined to learn the Texas Two Step.

I met a Jamaican lady and a Trini lady and we were just cracking ourselves up imagining going out on the floor with some dutty wine moves

You should have...dwl...I would love to see the video