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Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'.
Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.
Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea about how she'll be in bed.
The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?'
PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter. (Or at least men think it means that. PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse
Women fake orgasm because men fake foreplay
The most embar****ing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party. You don't hear men say, 'Oh-my-GOD, there's another man wearing a black tux, get me out of here!'
Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.
Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.
If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'.
Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.
Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea about how she'll be in bed.
The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?'
PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter. (Or at least men think it means that. PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse
Women fake orgasm because men fake foreplay
The most embar****ing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party. You don't hear men say, 'Oh-my-GOD, there's another man wearing a black tux, get me out of here!'
Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.
Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.
If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
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