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If I Got Paid for Fashion Reviews…
Rosario Dawson is a pretty girl, but for “star quality” she needs a style expert to help with her hair and makeup and she needs a gown that is elegant, yet stands out against her skin tone.
Pam Anderson is who she is – a caricature of femininity. Her bottom half works, but the upper bodice of her dress looks like a poorly planned attempt to hide her silicon enhanced bust line. She might as well have worn a cloak.
Marian, Mariah, Mariah… I bet she is nowhere near as big as she looks in photos. She needs bangs to draw attention away from her big forehead. She needs a dress and bra that push her boobs together rather than apart, and she needs to steer clear of shiny fabrics. She is a pretty woman with a pretty voice. She needs to shoot for “pretty” more so than “slutty”.
Johnny Depp makes me angry!!! How could a man be this darn handsome and still manage to screw it up? It could not be an accident. He evidently does this on purpose. I would love to see him clean-shaven, with an attractive haircut, and dressed in a classic tux, white shirt, and solid black tuxedo shoes. No hats, canes, flowers, epulets, etc.
Hugh Laurie, Russell Crowe, et al. I vote that bowties be forever banned from formal wear because they are always lopsided and silly looking!
Hilary Swank is always perfection! She is not physically a girly-girl so she does not attempt a bunch of bows and ruffles. She goes for sleek sophistication. And doesn’t she look so much more attractive without Chad Lowe?
Rosario Dawson is a pretty girl, but for “star quality” she needs a style expert to help with her hair and makeup and she needs a gown that is elegant, yet stands out against her skin tone.
Pam Anderson is who she is – a caricature of femininity. Her bottom half works, but the upper bodice of her dress looks like a poorly planned attempt to hide her silicon enhanced bust line. She might as well have worn a cloak.
Marian, Mariah, Mariah… I bet she is nowhere near as big as she looks in photos. She needs bangs to draw attention away from her big forehead. She needs a dress and bra that push her boobs together rather than apart, and she needs to steer clear of shiny fabrics. She is a pretty woman with a pretty voice. She needs to shoot for “pretty” more so than “slutty”.
Johnny Depp makes me angry!!! How could a man be this darn handsome and still manage to screw it up? It could not be an accident. He evidently does this on purpose. I would love to see him clean-shaven, with an attractive haircut, and dressed in a classic tux, white shirt, and solid black tuxedo shoes. No hats, canes, flowers, epulets, etc.
Hugh Laurie, Russell Crowe, et al. I vote that bowties be forever banned from formal wear because they are always lopsided and silly looking!
Hilary Swank is always perfection! She is not physically a girly-girl so she does not attempt a bunch of bows and ruffles. She goes for sleek sophistication. And doesn’t she look so much more attractive without Chad Lowe?
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