farting.

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If you`re at a party and you cut a particularly nasty fart just as an attractive member of the opposite sex is approaching you do you move away or do you stand your ground and hope that the smell will fade...? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

I`m not sure if this belongs in ackee and saltfish,...or deark. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

[Wahalla]

Re: farting.

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If you`re at a party and you cut a particularly nasty fart just as an attractive member of the opposite sex is approaching you do you move away or do you stand your ground and hope that the smell will fade...? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

I`m not sure if this belongs in ackee and saltfish,...or deark. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

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if yu wife standing side ah yu.. start cuss ar like shi is a stranga! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Afrocentriclady]

Re: farting.

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img] I'm a lady I don't fart. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/70390-shhh.gif[/img]...
I'll try my best to help yuh out...

Move away! Quickly! & Pray the fart don't follow yuh trail. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] There.. there you have it.

[Serenity82]

Re: farting.

Keep a packet of ginger tea on you at all times! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70409-waytogo.gif[/img]


btw, if you're brave enough, when something like that happen, pop out your eyes and pretend it's someone near you that did it or someone that just passed! Say "whew, what is that smell!"!

[Afrocentriclady]

Re: farting.

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Keep a packet of ginger tea on you at all times! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70409-waytogo.gif[/img]


btw, if you're brave enough, when something like that happen, pop out your eyes and pretend it's someone near you that did it or someone that just passed! Say "whew, what is that smell!"!

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Oh hell Naw ! I believe the ones who make the biggest deal-s out of it are the one's who be doing the poot popping. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[QK13]

Re: farting.

As the old Saying goes... He who smelt it, dealt it. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

Walk away cool-like. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
Then watch people look at the person left in it's wake. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Night Nurse]

Re: farting.

DWL.

How about wen yuh at di gym an deppan di bike or di stairmaster, an di trainer, walk up tuh yuh kwik widd him mout wide opin fi gi yuh hinstuckshann, juss as yuh bruk wan? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]

:IWASDITRAINERINDATEXAMPLE: [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[neutral]

Re: farting.

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DWL.

How about wen yuh at di gym an deppan di bike or di stairmaster, an di trainer, walk up tuh yuh kwik widd him mout wide opin fi gi yuh hinstuckshann, juss as yuh bruk wan? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]

:IWASDITRAINERINDATEXAMPLE: [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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Dwl....dat nevah happen to me but I can just imagine. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[neutral]

Re: farting.

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If you`re at a party and you cut a particularly nasty fart just as an attractive member of the opposite sex is approaching you do you move away or do you stand your ground and hope that the smell will fade...? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

I`m not sure if this belongs in ackee and saltfish,...or deark. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

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if yu wife standing side ah yu.. start cuss ar like shi is a stranga! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Lol,..man yu bad. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Afrocentriclady]

Re: farting.

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DWL.

How about wen yuh at di gym an deppan di bike or di stairmaster, an di trainer, walk up tuh yuh kwik widd him mout wide opin fi gi yuh hinstuckshann, juss as yuh bruk wan? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]

:IWASDITRAINERINDATEXAMPLE: [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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My neffew.. Waits till he's sleep to break wind.... He say read me a story aunti and pretend he's sleep while I'm reading and just let loose.. I can see his cheek-s perking up into a smile every time I say "Good lawd.." [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] No more tuck in's for you pootman! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70368-hoppingmad.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70368-hoppingmad.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70368-hoppingmad.gif[/img]

[dahjah]

Re: farting.

jus de odda day mi leggo one nice one inna mi hoffis an dis bout 5ish a mawnin suh mi expekk nuhbaddy a tall.
Den dis eedya open up mi door an cum een suh before him even smell sittin mi mek him kno wah mi duh as a warning, an de fool tan up eena it an ahx mi bout mi fadda an him retiyahment [img]/forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70400-talktohand.gif[/img]

[Afrocentriclady]

Re: farting.

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img] Yikes!

[Night Nurse]

Re: farting.

Eeeewwwwww [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70400-talktohand.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70400-talktohand.gif[/img] TMI. Pinch mi nose. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img]

An base pan di crop whe yuh sey yuh eeet, dat dey muss sumell like di atomic bomb. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70400-talktohand.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70400-talktohand.gif[/img]

:NAAWWWSTY:

[dahjah]

Re: farting.

mi did proud a it tuh esee [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]