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Today as I was coming home from work, one particular lady caught my attention. Sitting at the stop light I had time to try and figure " What in the world made her rise in the morning and choose this outfit.
She was kind of heavy "but what she had on only made her look heavier than she actually was." Ok lets start from the top which wasn't that bad. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bubble.gif[/img] She had on a black sleeveless silky shirt. "something on the order of a tank top"
Eyes moving downward. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] She had on these tight cranberry leggings. Maybe it woudn't have been so bad if she wore a sweater or long shirt over it. Booty and thighs galore. She reminded me of one of those Keebler elves who drank too much cranberry juice and any minute she was about to blow.
Eyes still trying to adjust past the cranberry leggings, could it get any worst? She then topped her outfit with black suede boots taller than a ankle boot with a big silver something on the side. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
Now if she was on her way to some audition, maybe Robin Hood"s understudy or one of The Smurfs in smurfville I can totally relate. Forgive me for the misunderstanding, I just felt like going into my purse taking my mac lipstick out and planting a big <span style='font-family: Arial Black'> </span> XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX X over her pants and boots. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/desdentado.gif[/img]
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She was kind of heavy "but what she had on only made her look heavier than she actually was." Ok lets start from the top which wasn't that bad. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bubble.gif[/img] She had on a black sleeveless silky shirt. "something on the order of a tank top"
Eyes moving downward. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] She had on these tight cranberry leggings. Maybe it woudn't have been so bad if she wore a sweater or long shirt over it. Booty and thighs galore. She reminded me of one of those Keebler elves who drank too much cranberry juice and any minute she was about to blow.
Eyes still trying to adjust past the cranberry leggings, could it get any worst? She then topped her outfit with black suede boots taller than a ankle boot with a big silver something on the side. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
Now if she was on her way to some audition, maybe Robin Hood"s understudy or one of The Smurfs in smurfville I can totally relate. Forgive me for the misunderstanding, I just felt like going into my purse taking my mac lipstick out and planting a big <span style='font-family: Arial Black'> </span> XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX X over her pants and boots. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/desdentado.gif[/img]
Care to share?
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