Thank you ma'am. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I'll see what else I can come up with. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
Originally posted by Compry:
11. What is the first thing I would notice about you the first time we meet? My big fat baxide? No that would be when I'm leaving... OK... I'd have to say my eyes.
Lawd missis - yuh ah kill mi ded.... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
geeeeeeeeeeeeeeez ampeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. What ah set ah peeple fass! QK me ah tell yuh fram now, yuh nuh haffi ansa nuh more ah dem questions!! Mek dem gwaan wid dem fass self. All up inna yuh kool aid. *kissteet*
So between me and yuh:
1) Compry ask nuff questions doan?
2) Ctry eva put fi har piccha up yah?
3) Wha yuh mean by "sexual innuendo"?
4) Is who teach yuh patwa?
5) Yuh talk to enny ah yuh fambily membas in patwa?
6) Yuh nephew single?
7) Him waan ah jamaican girl? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70365-flirt.gif[/img]
8) Yuh wanted children?
9) wha yuh like bout being single?
10) wha yuh hate bout being single?
11) who yuh hear sey sinting bad bout me? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] (me have a feeling is eeda ColeS or de mad one deh)
12) Yuh eva been skinny dipping?
13) Yuh did see mad man when yuh guh yard?
14)When was yuh fuss time pon a plane? Which pawt yuh did guh?
15) If yuh meet a rich man and him love yuh to death and waan yuh fi be him wife and come live ah jamaica, would yuh guh?
16)How personal is too personal a question fi ask?
17) Yuh tink yuh waan meet me?
18) Yuh did ask me ah question inna my WWBP?
19) Yuh did tell me Happy birtday??
20) Yuh tink me deh pon de board too regula?
21) Yuh know who really breed chickie dem nuff time deh? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]ray:
22)Yuh religious? If so wha denomination?
I shall bees back, ah tink sinting deh yah fi me do
Originally posted by JamaicanDiamon:
All up inna yuh kool aid. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
So between me and yuh:
1) Compry ask nuff questions doan? Chrue ting dis!
2) Ctry eva put fi har piccha up yah? mi tink so, but mi cyaan seh fi sure....
3) Wha yuh mean by "sexual innuendo"? Ie mean mi can twiss juss bout ennyting an mek ie soun sexual...
4) Is who teach yuh patwa? Dis wicked set a mad ppl dem... moas mi learn fram readin here all day evry day when mi nu ha no jab fi laaaaang time!
5) Yuh talk to enny ah yuh fambily membas in patwa? Mi nuh chat patwa outloud!! Ie soun silly fi come outta mi mout!
6) Yuh nephew single? Yes
7) Him waan ah jamaican girl? Yuh applyin fi di posishan? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] Him nuh ha no preference, right noh mi tink im wan do latta test jrivin!
8) Yuh wanted children? Oh yes, back in di day mi tawt mi ooda ha bout 12!
9) wha yuh like bout being single? Freedom, lack of stress.
10) wha yuh hate bout being single? Sleepin solo, washin mi own cyar.
11) who yuh hear sey sinting bad bout me? (me have a feeling is eeda ColeS or de mad one deh) nuh tell dem mi say so, but is EVERYBADY sayin sinting bad bout yuh!!
12) Yuh eva been skinny dipping? Yes... mi bresstisses look lovely inna 4 feet a watah! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
13) Yuh did see mad man when yuh guh yard? Yes mam.
14)When was yuh fuss time pon a plane? Which pawt yuh did guh? 1982 mi fly outta Boston fi go Utah visit mi cousin whe move out deh.
15) If yuh meet a rich man and him love yuh to death and waan yuh fi be him wife and come live ah jamaica, would yuh guh? Mi bags pack noh.. whe mi husban???
16)How personal is too personal a question fi ask? Hmmmmmm.... nuh awks mi weight. Oddah dan dat, mi nuh too sure.
17) Yuh tink yuh waan meet me? Af course! Mi meet latta ppl fram yah!
18) Yuh did ask me ah question inna my WWBP? Mi nuh awks questian too often in WWBP. Moasly mi read, cah mi nuh too smawt fi tink af original questian. Mi leave di questchan fi all di fass ppl.
19) Yuh did tell me Happy birtday?? Maybe, mi chry fi nuh miss ppl birtday when mi see dem, but sometime mi come day late an dollah shawt.
20) Yuh tink me deh pon de board too regula? Is such a ting? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
21) Yuh know who really breed chickie dem nuff time deh? Well she always seh is Brukky, but mi nuh knoh how im breed har so wid im bruk-up bak an ting... mi tink she gi im jacket ar 2... prolly fram Bandito.
22)Yuh religious? Not religious, but mi do ha faith.
If so wha denomination? Recoverin Catholic. Mi deh a 12 step program. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
I shall bees back, ah tink sinting deh yah fi me do Lawd ooman! yuh an Compry mussi ha competition!!
1)so de whole ah dem ah chat me??? yuh too??
2) yuh and yuh nephew talk bout him driving skills?
3) Him tink him ready fi dis yah journey yah?
4)Since yuh always day late and dolla shawt, whey m dolla deh?
5) Yuh talk bout yuh backside and breastisis, which one ah yuh bess asset?
6) Why yuh nuh have yuh dozen pickney dem?
7) Yuh eva posed nude fi ah boyfren?
8) Sean Connery, Pierce Brosnan, Denzel Washington, Morgan Freeman. Which one ah dem yuh would ah waan ah nakid romp wid?
9) Yuh play enny ah de games dem whey yuh used to play when yuh did likkle?
10) yuh know fi play dandy shandy? stuckie? cricket? piece/all is mine?
11) Me can ask yuh some more questions lata?
Yu still have dat look like in di picture. Btw, a yu Alfalfa (sp) fram di likkle rascals get him hair do fram?? A joke [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
A doan know if anybady ask yu dis, but is weh yu learn fi chat dem bad breed a patwa deh, a lips teach yu??? A ongle country people mi know chat so bad, mi mumma!! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
JamD... Mi a go ansah yuh questchans when mi up an havin caffee... too late fi tink a all a dem ansah!
Fern dawlin... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Mi pick up some fram Lips an mi frens deh a St. Elizabeth, but moas mi learn right yah pon di boards.
Ppl like Grandma2, Fern, Wendy, Ackeegirl, Jazz, Ctry, All dose times we play out di courtroom drama an mi read di suss... mi cyaan help but chat bad!! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Oh yeah.. di hair do... When mi mum did young she live a California... she go out dancin inna wan club an meet di real Alphalpha an im awks har fi dance!! (chrue ting) maybe is whe she get di inspirayshan fi di spit curl!! Hennyway... yuh evah knoh seh Alphalpha was murdered??? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
Originally posted by Q.K:
[qb]...Mi wi hangle whatevah yuh chrow pon mi Miss Compry!
Yuh nuh frighten mi like di wan (h)anna(h)! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [/qb]
Good Morning QK!
Hope all is well with you and yours. (I notice you are doing very well... keep it up )
Do have a wonderful day.
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**tandeh bite off yu fingah nayle dem like dat aggo help. Thou knowest not when I shalt swoop down and cover thee in myriad questions . Thou doest best not to mention my name hereafter lest I interpret it to mean thou beckonest**
Originally posted by (H)AnnA(H):
[qb]**tandeh bite off yu fingah nayle dem like dat aggo help. Thou knowest not when I shalt swoop down and cover thee in myriad questions . Thou doest best not to mention my name hereafter lest I interpret it to mean thou beckonest**[/qb]
Mi ready fi yuh now Miss (H)!! unless is pon di weeken, cah mi a go outta town fi chree day weekend... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
Catch mi if yuh can!! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
1)so de whole ah dem ah chat me??? Yes
yuh too?? NEVAH!!
2) yuh and yuh nephew talk bout him driving skills? We chat bout evryting.
3) Him tink him ready fi dis yah journey yah? Im is mi blood relation... im can hangle ennyting yuh wan chrow pon im. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
4)Since yuh always day late and dolla shawt, whey m dolla deh? Di czech is in di mail...
5) Yuh talk bout yuh backside and breastisis, which one ah yuh bess asset? Mi nuh knoh if yuh coulda call dem assets dis late in life... maybe more like liabilities! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
6) Why yuh nuh have yuh dozen pickney dem? Mi nevah ketch... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
7) Yuh eva posed nude fi ah boyfren? Mi pose (back in di day...) but me nuh mek ennybady tek no pickcha!! Yuh nevah knoh whe dem sinting a go show up!
8) Sean Connery, Pierce Brosnan, Denzel Washington, Morgan Freeman. Which one ah dem yuh would ah waan ah nakid romp wid? Pierce Brosnan?? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] Mi nevah fine im attractive... Sean Connery... Maybe,... Morgan freeman... probably,... DENZEL!!! Lawd a massy ooman!! Yuh haffi awks dis?? Yuh see im inna Training Day?? LAwd di bad bway sexyyyyyy!!!
9) Yuh play enny ah de games dem whey yuh used to play when yuh did likkle? Nah... mi play big ppl games noh.
10) yuh know fi play dandy shandy? stuckie? cricket? piece/all is mine? Mi bawn an raised in 'merica... mi nuh knoh none a dem deh games. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
11) Me can ask yuh some more questions lata? Yuh nuh ha nuttin fi do eh?? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Af course yuh can awks mi wahtevah yuh like.
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Ie soun silly fi come outta mi mout!
nuh tell dem mi say so, but is EVERYBADY sayin sinting bad bout yuh!!
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