Mr BigReds -------- WWBP

[Jazz]

Re: Mr BigReds -------- WWBP

Hey Mr. Bigred - it was nice meeting you at the Jersey bashment...

I see these faas people have pretty much asked you everything but the size of your....

shoes... and I won't go there since mi love BB gone to bed. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

so mek ah aks yuh this...

when is stretch gonna be in the area?

what does he do for living?

how old is he?

does he have any children?

how does he feel about migrating / stepchildren / and cold winters?

where in jamaica him live?

does he have a good sense of humor?

what size shoes does he wear?

can u post his pic agen please or e-mial it to mi... now that big head Boris went and got engaged I am once more available...

ok sarry mi feget seh dis was supposed to be about you [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

ok heres one for you... aaahhh who am I kidding... mi nuh have nutten fe aks yuh - Boundie already told us everything [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[BIGRED]

Re: Mr BigReds -------- WWBP

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] @Jazz

so mek ah aks yuh this...

when is stretch gonna be in the area?

When he finds the perfect Mandeville woman living in the States and they have a date set up.

what does he do for living?

He is a land appraiser but his full time job is sitting by the phone waiting for the perfect Mandeville woman, living in the states, to call him.

how old is he?

29 or however old you...errr...the pefect Mandeville woman living in the states, wants him to be.

does he have any children?

No he is still waiting for the perfect Mandeville woman living in the states to come into his life.

how does he feel about migrating / stepchildren / and cold winters?

As long as he finds the perfect Mandeville woman, living in the states, who already has children, he won't mind the cold weather or migrating.

where in jamaica him live?

Has a family home in Portland and an apartment in Montego Bay, but he would rather be with the perfect Mandeville woman living in...

does he have a good sense of humor?

a bit perverted but he is one of the funniest people I know. I am sure he would make the perfect Mandeville woman living in the States laugh.

what size shoes does he wear?

Whatever is the perfect size for the perfect Mandeville woman, living in the States.

can u post his pic agen please or e-mial it to mi...



ok sarry mi feget seh dis was supposed to be about you

That's ok, part of my lifes quest is to hook Stretch up with his life partner(need I describe her again), as he did for me.

ok heres one for you... aaahhh who am I kidding... mi nuh have nutten fe aks yuh - Boundie already told us everything

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[BIGRED]

Re: Mr BigReds -------- WWBP

Suh Bigred yuh eva date nuh Bishop Gibson girls?

Not while I was in Mandeville but a couple of girls while I was living in Kingston.

Yuh eva participate ina Mandeville carnival yet? Mi swear seh mi did si yuh ina wan a dem cycle shawts deh ie nuh?

It wasn't me, you wouldn't catch me dead in those tight. The most I did was watch from the sidelines.

[esp]

Re: Mr BigReds -------- WWBP

Originally posted by BIGRED:
[qb] Suh Bigred yuh eva date nuh Bishop Gibson girls?

Not while I was in Mandeville but a couple of girls while I was living in Kingston.

Yuh eva participate ina Mandeville carnival yet? Mi swear seh mi did si yuh ina wan a dem cycle shawts deh ie nuh?

It wasn't me, you wouldn't catch me dead in those tight. The most I did was watch from the sidelines. [/qb]

Wait deh a mussi Stretch mi did si den [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[sistactry]

Re: Mr BigReds -------- WWBP

Reds, a jam da pic tek nuh chrooth..u can tell from how de light bulb naa nuh cover, [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

he is cute....like me baby nephew.., [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[JamaicanDiamon]

Re: Mr BigReds -------- WWBP

Since yuh post it me nah really fass, dats a nice looking young man right dere (de pic yuh post).Nuh lissen to ColeS me nuh ask nuff questions like most.
ColeS whappen frenny. Me deh bout me dear. Dem did ah try kip me off de net but as yuh can see me have a way and means fi everyting
Back to de man of de hr:

1) So wickedest slam nuh remine yuh of BB to?
2) She know sey dem songs dey bring har memories to yuh?
3)Enny Lady Saw song define har fi yuh?
4)So ah really one ear ah carn dem kill Sammy fah?
5) Saltfish deh pon counta, yuh know who ah de owna?
6) Back to Gilbert, yuh received any "borrowed" goods?
7)Eva date a kingstonian? If yes what was de experience like?
8)When you have kids, would you prefer them educated in America or Jamaica?
8a) Why?
9)If yuh could choose a 2nd career choice, what would it be?
10)Yuh avoided me question earlier. Me sure Ms BB won't get mad. But who would you leave her for? (celebrity wise me ah chat eeh nuh).
11) So do you have any single, attractive, employed brothers? (me ah ask fi a fren [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] )
12)Compry terrorize yuh enuff areddy?
13)Yuh guh out regular (partying)?
14)Yuh can do de new dance dem? WHich do yuh prefer?
15) Prioritize de following please: sex, exercise, work, reading, eating, dancing, hanging with frens.
16) What's yuh musical preference?
17)Do you prefer Ole school R&B or todays contemporary version?
18)Do you play an instrument?
19)Since yuh sey yuh have nice legs, did yuh ever contemplate being a male cheerleader?
20) Yuh did run track ah yard? If yes, ever been in champs?
21) If yuh never did have BB in a yuh life, would yuh date a stripper?

And to ansa yuh statement: Me meant fass as in nosey! Me's not a fass (mek man dip up een ah de system regularly) type of ooman.

[kiwifruit]

Re: Mr BigReds -------- WWBP

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] @ Jazz....girl, I luuurve this quote

mi nuh have nutten fe aks yuh - Boundie already told us everything

so true dat [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
Kiwi doin a BIG wink @ Boundie [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] Oh....apart from the wedding plans that day... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] sigh..sniff.....I know I am now nothing more than a @ or a > on a keyboard...hahhahahahahahahhahaa

((((Big Red))) I've got no questions to ask ya, oh hang on, there is one....Did Boundie tell you that she has a secret crush on my son? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] and that she said she is going to steal him when he reaches the 'right' age

I'm so happy for you both as I know Boundie had to kiss a few frogs till she found her Prince...even tho he was playin PS2 at the time [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[JamaicanDiamon]

Re: Mr BigReds -------- WWBP

so dis man actually have a job mek him nuh ansa me 2 questions dem yet?

[BoundBrook]

Re: Mr BigReds -------- WWBP

Originally posted by LadyZ:
[qb]

Originally posted by BIGRED:
[qb]
16)What song would instantly mek yuh tink of yuh wife if yuh heard it during the day?

Wicked inna bed and Bedroom Bully by Shabba Ranks.

[/qb]

waaieeeee!!! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
mi nuh tap dwl from this thread..

go head boundbrook [/qb]

Don't get too excited LadyZ, I think he only said those two songs b/c they are favorites of mine. I play those two songs, among others, whenever I am getting ready to go out. Even when they aren't actually playing I am usually singing them. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

Although, I am not bragging or anything but...he may have met them in another way... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[BIGRED]

Re: Mr BigReds -------- WWBP

Originally posted by Ctry.:
[qb] Reds, a jam da pic tek nuh chrooth..u can tell from how de light bulb naa nuh cover, [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

he is cute....like me baby nephew.., [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [/qb]

Yes that picture was taken in Jamaica. BB was in the picture also, it was from when she and I went home for Christmas.

[BIGRED]

Re: Mr BigReds -------- WWBP

1) So wickedest slam nuh remine yuh of BB to?

No, but I know it reminds her of me.

2) She know sey dem songs dey bring har memories to yuh?

They are a couple of her favorite songs.

3)Enny Lady Saw song define har fi yuh?

No

4)So ah really one ear ah carn dem kill Sammy fah?

mm-hmm

5) Saltfish deh pon counta, yuh know who ah de owna?

Nope, I don't know what you're talking about.

6) Back to Gilbert, yuh received any "borrowed" goods?

No

7)Eva date a kingstonian?

Yes, plenty. I went to Utech in Kingston and worked there for 4 years.

If yes what was de experience like?

More good than bad. A few serious, a lot not so serious. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

8)When you have kids, would you prefer them educated in America or Jamaica?

Jamaica.

8a) Why?

Jamaica rather than America b/c the the education is better. However I can't see sending my kids away from me for the school year so instead I want my kids to spend their summers in Jamaica. It is good for them to be well traveled and know Jamaica is a part of them. Also, If dem eva faysty demselves wid mi, I will tek dem back to Jamaica an beat dem ra**

9)If yuh could choose a 2nd career choice, what would it be?

Formula-1 race car driver.

10)Yuh avoided me question earlier. Me sure Ms BB won't get mad. But who would you leave her for? (celebrity wise me ah chat eeh nuh).

I would never leave BB

11) So do you have any single, attractive, employed brothers? (me ah ask fi a fren )

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] nope, please tell your friend that my parents only had one son.

12)Compry terrorize yuh enuff areddy?

Nope, I think I answered just one set of questions from her.

13)Yuh guh out regular (partying)?

No

14)Yuh can do de new dance dem? WHich do yuh prefer?

I pick up the dances when I am home, I haven't been home since Christmas so I am a little rusty.

15) Prioritize de following please: sex, exercise, work, reading, eating, dancing, hanging with frens.

video games, sex, work, eating, hanging with friends, excersise, reading.

16) What's yuh musical preference?

Reggae

17)Do you prefer Ole school R&B or todays contemporary version?

Todays

18)Do you play an instrument?

Nope but I can stroke BB pretty good.

19)Since yuh sey yuh have nice legs, did yuh ever contemplate being a male cheerleader?

No

20) Yuh did run track ah yard?

Yes

If yes, ever been in champs?

I went to a private school and couldn't enter champs.

21) If yuh never did have BB in a yuh life, would yuh date a stripper?

No, I don't think so.

And to ansa yuh statement: Me meant fass as in nosey! Me's not a fass (mek man dip up een ah de system regularly) type of ooman.

[Jazz]

Re: Mr BigReds -------- WWBP

Originally posted by BIGRED:
[qb] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] @Jazz

so mek ah aks yuh this...

when is stretch gonna be in the area?

When he finds the perfect Mandeville woman living in the States and they have a date set up.

what does he do for living?

He is a land appraiser but his full time job is sitting by the phone waiting for the perfect Mandeville woman, living in the states, to call him.

how old is he?

29 or however old you...errr...the pefect Mandeville woman living in the states, wants him to be.

does he have any children?

No he is still waiting for the perfect Mandeville woman living in the states to come into his life.

how does he feel about migrating / stepchildren / and cold winters?

As long as he finds the perfect Mandeville woman, living in the states, who already has children, he won't mind the cold weather or migrating.

where in jamaica him live?

Has a family home in Portland and an apartment in Montego Bay, but he would rather be with the perfect Mandeville woman living in...

does he have a good sense of humor?

a bit perverted but he is one of the funniest people I know. I am sure he would make the perfect Mandeville woman living in the States laugh.

what size shoes does he wear?

Whatever is the perfect size for the perfect Mandeville woman, living in the States.

can u post his pic agen please or e-mial it to mi...



ok sarry mi feget seh dis was supposed to be about you

That's ok, part of my lifes quest is to hook Stretch up with his life partner(need I describe her again), as he did for me.

ok heres one for you... aaahhh who am I kidding... mi nuh have nutten fe aks yuh - Boundie already told us everything

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [/qb]

OMG! - you know Bigred - i just happen to know someone who may fit the criteria that you laid out for Stretch... I mean what are the odds of that??? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
However... im is a likkle bit pan de young side... wat ah pity... *sigh*

anyway thanks for answering my qestions...
You and Boundie are really good sports.

[sistactry]

Re: Mr BigReds -------- WWBP

Originally posted by JamaicanDiamon:
[qb] ...And to ansa yuh statement:

Me meant fass as in nosey! Me's not a fass (mek man dip up een ah de system regularly) type of ooman. [/qb]

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[JamaicanDiamon]

Re: Mr BigReds -------- WWBP

Originally posted by BIGRED:
[QB] 1) So wickedest slam nuh remine yuh of BB to?

No, but I know it reminds her of me.

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] if ah laff me poop. woooiiiieeee gwaan wid yuh bad self. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
6) Back to Gilbert, yuh received any "borrowed" goods?
No

Fi real?? Me did tink sey most people get a ting if ah even fowl feeding.

8)When you have kids, would you prefer them educated in America or Jamaica?

Jamaica.

8a) Why?

Jamaica rather than America b/c the the education is better. However I can't see sending my kids away from me for the school year so instead I want my kids to spend their summers in Jamaica. It is good for them to be well traveled and know Jamaica is a part of them. Also, If dem eva faysty demselves wid mi, I will tek dem back to Jamaica an beat dem ra**
totally agree wid yuh pon dis one!

10)Yuh avoided me question earlier. Me sure Ms BB won't get mad. But who would you leave her for? (celebrity wise me ah chat eeh nuh).
I would never leave BB

Ok ok, me get yuh point mista.geesh

11) So do you have any single, attractive, employed brothers? (me ah ask fi a fren )

nope, please tell your friend that my parents only had one son.

Ok she sey if yuh have a single, attractive, employwed cousin or bess fren?? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

12)Compry terrorize yuh enuff areddy?

Nope, I think I answered just one set of questions from her.

Yuh get whey wid nuff.

15) Prioritize de following please: sex, exercise, work, reading, eating, dancing, hanging with frens.

video games, sex, work, eating, hanging with friends, excersise, reading.
Me neva ask yuh bout videogames!
18)Do you play an instrument?

Nope but I can stroke BB pretty good.

Ah gwine kip me comment to meself.lol

[BIGRED]

Re: Mr BigReds -------- WWBP

11) So do you have any single, attractive, employed brothers? (me ah ask fi a fren )

nope, please tell your friend that my parents only had one son.

Ok she sey if yuh have a single, attractive, employwed cousin or bess fren??

LOL. You want a local american or you want to import your own Jamaican man.?