MeChrissy

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You know sey a lang time mi hear da story dey bout pawsta Bankins...but mi nay know sey a chroo
mi noh hear sey a night time before praya meeting him always have one a de single sista in de church in de versty wid him bout dem a pray fore serviss staawt and a pure rooksing dem gwaan wid and speak inna unknow tung fe mek people tink sey dem a pray.
So mi hear sey him did have sista Mima one night and Sista Curl she get bex and dem did figet fe bolt the veryty door so she buss een pon dem and demand some a de ackshan too and mi hear sey noh badda if pawsta neva deliva....praya meetin did all staawt lat dat night.

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cho mi nuh believe inna dem someting deh. duppy know who fi frighten.

sista Flarry affi gi way to young gyal now. she nuh si seh har time done. a young blood di deacon want.

a unuh done know seh deacon have nuff money....pere louis vitton and gucci mi a get outta dat [img]/forums/images/graemlins/bannana_purple.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/bannana_purple.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/bannana_purple.gif[/img]

mek tink mi go church so regular [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img]

[Hush Darlin]

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laawd a weak
mi did tink sey u did a come cuss we out enno vegas
thansk for playing along

[MeChrissy]

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As unoo noe, mi ave ways an means fi fine out any an evryting. Mi dear Deacan hardly guh a church, fiddi pass few week mi hear him jussa bling out wen him guh a church. Him nuh sidung no where but back seat when him decide fi sidung an nutten but new dance whey inna dance hall. Mi hear dem haffi rebuke him laws week wen him hol´ sista Rosetta an wine up pan har fats from back, watta woman behine huge! Guess wha, wen im come back to im senses, di fuss ting him duh is grab im chess anna ax feem chain. Mi dear, im wearing a 5 inch rope wid one bimma pendant whey weigh 10 lbs. Nutten but quare front shoes an soso burburry soot wid matching felt, im have dem inna every colla, juss whey day mi seem inna one yellow one dey guh inna payless, mi naily drap a grung wen mi hear one young girl ax a whey pawt dis man dey guh inna yellowberry suite. Tell mi him nuh gone pimp!

Talking bout pimp, yuh nuh sissey him an Pastor inna competition, di two a dem pimp up dem rides, nutten but loud dutty music inna dem cars. Den now mi hear sey Vegas she nuh stop pose up inna Decon cyar, fi har foot dem always look like dem juss pedicure cause dem always pan di dash board, cockawf har toe dem like when chicken foot juss drap inna hot wata.

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Talking bout pimp, yuh nuh sissey him an Pastor inna competition, di two a dem pimp up dem rides, nutten but loud dutty music inna dem cars. Den now mi hear sey Vegas she nuh stop pose up inna Decon cyar, fi har foot dem always look like dem juss pedicure cause dem always pan di dash board, cockawf har toe dem like when chicken foot juss drap inna hot wata.

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Talking bout pimp, yuh nuh sissey him an Pastor inna competition, di two a dem pimp up dem rides, nutten but loud dutty music inna dem cars. Den now mi hear sey Vegas she nuh stop pose up inna Decon cyar, fi har foot dem always look like dem juss pedicure cause dem always pan di dash board, cockawf har toe dem like when chicken foot juss drap inna hot wata.

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Vegus noh mek mi haffi write de ress a troy bout you enno [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

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write wah. aftah u u know nutten. missi tap run aff u mout eiere caah u nuh know nuttin bout mi.................a grudge u grudge cas nuttin naw gwane fi u since u stap drink milk [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]

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Di adda day mi si Nerva, so mi ax har wha come outa di assault case betwix Decan an Rosetta, she sey nutten nuh come outa it cause him claim him nuh noe anyting bout eh, di ongle ting im membaj is dat service was nice an di power of God come ova him so him stawt fi get inna spirit, so is muss dat time him han touch har.

She sey di court buss outa a laugh when Decan tell di judge fi look pan di size a Rosetta behine, all wen she down town an you uptown yuh juss haffi bounx up inna har.

So judge juss haffi dismiss di case cause Rosetta neva have any witness.

Ten torey inna one, yuh neva know him buy out Mass Toby ole shap, fix eh up an tun it inna go-go/bar an call it Spider Web? Mi neva get fi guh to the grand opening but mi hear all wha gwaan up dey. Soon tell yuh.

[MeChrissy]

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Pastor show up bout 2 aclack inna di mawin Compry inna im cyar. Mi dear, mi hear wen dem drive up an step outa di bimma, is like Emperor Selasie come, whole heap a bwoy bwoy roun him an wen im awda jrinks is by di case, so every bady a jrink suppen, an is not like fist time when man buy a jrink it serve im all nite, man an man ave a Guiness inna im right an a Hieneken inna di leff. Yuh shudda si Compry, mi neva noe Compry guh a dance, mi hear she pudung some breed a bubbling pan di dance floor.

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den dat dey tory wid him and Compry a stale news.....u shudda see dem lass Chrismuss him inna wan piece a bright yella Cariba soot and she inna on green and yellow dashiki shut and a pink crimpiline pants...mi sey dem tink sey dem did hat and tink sey dem mussi did a step out a voag....
mi dat man tink sey Cariba soot a wear still...nat fram a was birted.
Den u kno who mi sey Vaygus wid de adda day....u know the bishop fram dung a de church dung a gully...but if she kno wha good fe ar she noh go dey so at all caa Bishop wife sista Curdell is nat an easy ooman enno...she wi fite fe ar man...
mi hear sey one nite she did confront Sista pearl right inna church...she neva like de way how sista Pearl a look pon Bishop and smaddy did tell ar sey dem did see sista pearl a lurk roun de church one nite and a
Bishop cyaar did paawk up a de church so mi hear sey one piece a bangarang did dey a de church dat nite you see...u can imagine how Sista pearl behave u dun kno sey ar mout loud sh enoh need no mike when she dey a cherch.
So vaygus betta kayful...mi neva see a likkle gal love ole man so...a mussi set dem set ar so

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Mi fraid a unno enno.

Suh wamek yuh nuh tell people sey a yuh mi borrow di dashiki shut and a pink crimpiline pants from? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img]

[Hush Darlin]

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Mi fraid a unno enno.

Suh wamek yuh nuh tell people sey a yuh mi borrow di dashiki shut and a pink crimpiline pants from? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img]

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den a wha mek mi barrow it...noh chroo mi neva want you fe wear ie again.....mi did geet to Balta the clown

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So vaygus betta kayful...mi neva see a likkle gal love ole man so...a mussi set dem set ar so

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BOAL @ sweetsop. yes it loook like dem set ole man pan mi fi choooo [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]