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Bim: Com on noh Jahlive wi supose fi meet di gyal dem bout half howa agao. Is wha a tek yu so dyam lang man.
Jah: Yu cyaan rush perfection yu noh Bim. Arrite tell mi again whe dis gyal look like.. Bim if shi fayva Mrs. Mavis hag mi gawne yu noh.
Bim: Mi tell yu di gyal look good man. Skin smood like butta, bret sumell like mint tea, bady fayva coke a cola bakkle. Chuss mi man.. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Jah: Dat soun good Bim. Yeah man mi cyaan wait fi si dat..
Bim: Shi juss com up fram town bway an a spen a week ova Simmy place dey.
Jah:
Simmy place?? Bway yu know if shi ketch mi ova dey wha a go happen. Dat ooman juss tek set pan mi fi afta mi skank few a har mango dem..
Bim: Few??? If shi neva mine shawp yu woulda gawne wi di hole dyam chree..
Jah: So a town gyal yu set mi up wid Bim.. Yes star..…. Mi owe yu big fi dis pawdy.. So whe wi a tek dem? Memba sey mi bruk yu noh..
Bim: Mi juss get mi pawda draw man so yu safe. Mek wi go a di new place whe juss open up. But eat a likkle smalls mi no waa di gyal know sey mi get mi draw..
Jah: Rhatid Bim wi a go nyam a sidung place? No bax fi naym outta? Real real plate…
**Dem walk gwane**
Neutral: Kaka fawt… is whe dem 2 a go dress like puss so.. ~DWL~
King: Mi rhatid hole Bim a shawts dat yu a wear or yu pance juss hice up star??? ~DWL~
Cappy: But coo JahJah suit. Ayu grandfawda yu dig up and tek awff im suit rasta??? ~DWL~
Jazz: Eeh eeh is whe dem 2 eediat dey a go?? Ey ratten teet Jahlive yu no si yu big toe a ketch breeze inna di boot dey bway. ~DWL~ Wat a site dem 2 mek.
Ensom: ~DWL~ Tek mi now puppa Jeasus. Bim a wha dat pan yu head??? A hat are a chamba pat. ~DWL~
Bim: [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] Unnu gwey fram wi. Dyam bad mine people yu si. Jah com on pawdy wi late man.
Jah: Mi did tell yu di suit no look rite yu noh Bim. Look ow dem a lawff affa wi man.
Bim: Juss shet yu moute an walk up noh. Whe yu a worry bout dem eediat dey fa. A wan town gyal yu a go get tinite yu noh bway.
Jah: Dats rite pawdy mi town gyal a wait mek wi mikase..
Bim: Jah wait roun a bak till mi mek sure Simmy no dey bout.. **nak nak pan gate** Ello anybady dey ya???
Pretty Girl: Hello Bim dawlin. Yu finally reach. Mi cousin soon com. Whe Jahlive?? Yu know mi cyaan go out wid yu if mi cousin no go.
Bim: Waapin sweety Jah rite roun a bak im fraid a yu anty fram di mango incident..
Pretty Girl: Tell im shi gawne a church so im safe..
Bim: Arrite. JAH!!! Simmy no dey bout bway..
Jah: **yeye lite up** A fi mi own dat Bim???
Bim: No bway a my ting dat. Fi yu own a com.. Com ya likkle Jahlive. Mek a si yu tie **heng on good pan Jahlive tie**
Ugly gyal: Si mi ere mi is ready fi go out pan di town.
Jah: **Tun roun fi run** Bim heng on tite pan di tie.. **choke** Kiss mi baxside Mrs. Mavis hag look betta.
Bim: It no dat bad Jah. Cool noh. If yu no tek har out my gyal naw go eeda. Mi had to pramise so shi woulda go out wid mi man.. Mi a beg yu pawdy..
Jah: A which pawt a dat ooman skin smood Bim?? Har face look lik wan soursap. A mussi har batty smood.. An a which coke bakkle yu eva si stay so?? Dat dey bady look like a basin a coke man nat no bakkle.. An a wha dat shi nyam tidey mek har bret smell so bad. Har foot???
Bim: A no har batty smood eeda mi hear sey it look like grata cake. But look pan har finga dem no smood skin dat mi si??
Jah: Bim mi naw go nowhe wid dat dey sitten man.. Yu mad..
Ugly gyal: **Run go hole on to Jah** Com Jahlive mek wi walk gwane an leff di 2 love birds..
**Jah look pan Bim like im a go kill im**
Bim: Yes pawdy walk gwane wid yu gyal.. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Ugly gyal: So Jahlive Jazz tell mi dat yu tek all a yu gyl dem go roun a bak a har shap. Shi sey mi muss mek yu tek mi roun dey. Yu a go tek mi Jahlive???
Jah: Ammm di place bun dung… Jazz set di place pan fiya wan day wid har bad cooking.
Ugly gyal: Yu too funny Jahlive.. A juss yessidey Jazz tell mi bout di shak roun a bak so it no bun dung. Shi all tell mi sey shi a go mek sure shi a go fix up di place fi wen yu bring mi. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Jah: [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] Please fi remine mi fi ***** Jazz mi mean tenk har..
Pretty Girl: So Bimsy wat a cyan get…
Jah: Get anyting yu want yu hear im juss get im pawdna draw an im sey im a treat di hole a wi.. Mi want wan labsta..
Pretty Girl: Oooooh Bimsy yu neva tellmi yu get yu draw. Mi wi tek wan labsta dinna to. An mi want a likkle sitten fi tek home wid mi.
Bim: **wrentch up im face a look pan Jahlive** Oooh… mi neva tell yu botu di draw??? A mussi figet mi did figet..
Ugly gyal: is labsta ebrybaddy hardarin?….awwmm mek mi si di menew deh likkle please…
**JAH han di menew to har…..Bim juss opin up im yeye pan im same time an kick im unda di table**
Ugly gyal: **taking the menew fram Jah** ….tenk yuh suga-plum **kin teet**
**Woooiieee….Poor JAH almoas drap awffa im chair wen shi kin di teet dem…..Mi racks af ages, Mass Bully ram goat teet look betta dan fi har own…..ah weh di @!%#$ Bim get mi eena doah…watch mi an dat eediat tinite**
**Poor ting, Ugly gyal lass to baxside wen shi look pan di menew…Who shi ah fool bout shi ah read menew?…Read wah?…..Quik-quik shi han ie to Jah **
Ugly gyal: awwm, yuh cyan read out di menew fi mi babycakes…mi figet mi glawsis
**Bim grab di menew fram Jah**
Bim: Is arrite, mi wi arda sittern very very nice fi yuh….**Bim quik-quik browse di menu fi di cheapiss meal** Mi hear dem patty taste good in ya yu si..
Pretty Girl: So Bimsy, where wi goin afta dinner luv? Dancing? Movies? We ladies in di mood fi wine up wi waise line….right gurl?
Ugly gyal: **Putting her han pan har waise provocatively** ….Yes dawlin…yuh tink dem cyan hangle wi?
**Bim tinkin to imself….is weh dancing an movie com eena dis?….Ow mi gwine get outta dis wan…mi did juss figga wi tek ah walk afta dinna an fine ah comfatebble spat fi get cozy an den mi juss draaw two gear an goh eena it…Cho, baxside pan mi now….mi an Jah betta ave words**
Bim: Please to excuze mi nice an beautiful lady, ah mean ladies….Jah, mi waan show yuh sittin
**Jah get up quik time, almoas tun di table ova to rhatid well happy fi get weh fram di ole hag**
Bim: Bawss, is weh wi gwine do?
Jah: Wi? wi? Yuh deh pan yuh own pawdy….nuh yuh mek plan an hab di nerves fi set wan ole hag pan mi!! **Kiss teet**…..Mi shudda juss leff yuh wid di two ah dem…as ah matta ah fack, dat soun good to mi….hear wah….mi ketch yuh lata…
Bim: lata which pawt? Yuh mad….yuh cyaan leff mi soh pawdy!!
Jah: tell dem yuh cyaan stay out too late becah yuh granny sick…
Bim: awrite dat sound good, mi wi tell dem.
**Bim & Jah walk back tuh di table**
Bim: ummm lissen, mi granny sick an mi haffe goh tend tuh har.
Jah: yes an mi haffe mek sure im find im way back home
Pretty Girl: but si yah…unu tek wi fi fool, ow yuh know seh yuh granny sick? Yuh noh have secular phone!
Bim: uh uh uh uh…….Bway run bway run mi seh
Jah: mi deh right behind yuh bway!!
**Bim trip pan wan table an lick im foot**
Bim: waaaaaaiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee help mi bway
Jah: bway mi cyaan help yuh bway…di hugly girl deh behind mi bway o/
**Bim get up an staat run again**
**Bim an Jah run straight tuh dem hangout an enjoy an nice bakkle ah whites**
Bim: bway JahJah mi have ah nexx gyal mi waan yuh meet enoh…ah Country shi cum fram bway [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Jah: [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] o/
Jah: Yu cyaan rush perfection yu noh Bim. Arrite tell mi again whe dis gyal look like.. Bim if shi fayva Mrs. Mavis hag mi gawne yu noh.
Bim: Mi tell yu di gyal look good man. Skin smood like butta, bret sumell like mint tea, bady fayva coke a cola bakkle. Chuss mi man.. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Jah: Dat soun good Bim. Yeah man mi cyaan wait fi si dat..
Bim: Shi juss com up fram town bway an a spen a week ova Simmy place dey.
Jah:
Simmy place?? Bway yu know if shi ketch mi ova dey wha a go happen. Dat ooman juss tek set pan mi fi afta mi skank few a har mango dem..Bim: Few??? If shi neva mine shawp yu woulda gawne wi di hole dyam chree..
Jah: So a town gyal yu set mi up wid Bim.. Yes star..…. Mi owe yu big fi dis pawdy.. So whe wi a tek dem? Memba sey mi bruk yu noh..
Bim: Mi juss get mi pawda draw man so yu safe. Mek wi go a di new place whe juss open up. But eat a likkle smalls mi no waa di gyal know sey mi get mi draw..
Jah: Rhatid Bim wi a go nyam a sidung place? No bax fi naym outta? Real real plate…
**Dem walk gwane**
Neutral: Kaka fawt… is whe dem 2 a go dress like puss so.. ~DWL~
King: Mi rhatid hole Bim a shawts dat yu a wear or yu pance juss hice up star??? ~DWL~
Cappy: But coo JahJah suit. Ayu grandfawda yu dig up and tek awff im suit rasta??? ~DWL~
Jazz: Eeh eeh is whe dem 2 eediat dey a go?? Ey ratten teet Jahlive yu no si yu big toe a ketch breeze inna di boot dey bway. ~DWL~ Wat a site dem 2 mek.
Ensom: ~DWL~ Tek mi now puppa Jeasus. Bim a wha dat pan yu head??? A hat are a chamba pat. ~DWL~
Bim: [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] Unnu gwey fram wi. Dyam bad mine people yu si. Jah com on pawdy wi late man.
Jah: Mi did tell yu di suit no look rite yu noh Bim. Look ow dem a lawff affa wi man.
Bim: Juss shet yu moute an walk up noh. Whe yu a worry bout dem eediat dey fa. A wan town gyal yu a go get tinite yu noh bway.
Jah: Dats rite pawdy mi town gyal a wait mek wi mikase..
Bim: Jah wait roun a bak till mi mek sure Simmy no dey bout.. **nak nak pan gate** Ello anybady dey ya???
Pretty Girl: Hello Bim dawlin. Yu finally reach. Mi cousin soon com. Whe Jahlive?? Yu know mi cyaan go out wid yu if mi cousin no go.
Bim: Waapin sweety Jah rite roun a bak im fraid a yu anty fram di mango incident..
Pretty Girl: Tell im shi gawne a church so im safe..
Bim: Arrite. JAH!!! Simmy no dey bout bway..
Jah: **yeye lite up** A fi mi own dat Bim???
Bim: No bway a my ting dat. Fi yu own a com.. Com ya likkle Jahlive. Mek a si yu tie **heng on good pan Jahlive tie**
Ugly gyal: Si mi ere mi is ready fi go out pan di town.
Jah: **Tun roun fi run** Bim heng on tite pan di tie.. **choke** Kiss mi baxside Mrs. Mavis hag look betta.
Bim: It no dat bad Jah. Cool noh. If yu no tek har out my gyal naw go eeda. Mi had to pramise so shi woulda go out wid mi man.. Mi a beg yu pawdy..
Jah: A which pawt a dat ooman skin smood Bim?? Har face look lik wan soursap. A mussi har batty smood.. An a which coke bakkle yu eva si stay so?? Dat dey bady look like a basin a coke man nat no bakkle.. An a wha dat shi nyam tidey mek har bret smell so bad. Har foot???
Bim: A no har batty smood eeda mi hear sey it look like grata cake. But look pan har finga dem no smood skin dat mi si??
Jah: Bim mi naw go nowhe wid dat dey sitten man.. Yu mad..
Ugly gyal: **Run go hole on to Jah** Com Jahlive mek wi walk gwane an leff di 2 love birds..
**Jah look pan Bim like im a go kill im**
Bim: Yes pawdy walk gwane wid yu gyal.. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Ugly gyal: So Jahlive Jazz tell mi dat yu tek all a yu gyl dem go roun a bak a har shap. Shi sey mi muss mek yu tek mi roun dey. Yu a go tek mi Jahlive???
Jah: Ammm di place bun dung… Jazz set di place pan fiya wan day wid har bad cooking.
Ugly gyal: Yu too funny Jahlive.. A juss yessidey Jazz tell mi bout di shak roun a bak so it no bun dung. Shi all tell mi sey shi a go mek sure shi a go fix up di place fi wen yu bring mi. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Jah: [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] Please fi remine mi fi ***** Jazz mi mean tenk har..
Pretty Girl: So Bimsy wat a cyan get…
Jah: Get anyting yu want yu hear im juss get im pawdna draw an im sey im a treat di hole a wi.. Mi want wan labsta..
Pretty Girl: Oooooh Bimsy yu neva tellmi yu get yu draw. Mi wi tek wan labsta dinna to. An mi want a likkle sitten fi tek home wid mi.
Bim: **wrentch up im face a look pan Jahlive** Oooh… mi neva tell yu botu di draw??? A mussi figet mi did figet..
Ugly gyal: is labsta ebrybaddy hardarin?….awwmm mek mi si di menew deh likkle please…
**JAH han di menew to har…..Bim juss opin up im yeye pan im same time an kick im unda di table**
Ugly gyal: **taking the menew fram Jah** ….tenk yuh suga-plum **kin teet**
**Woooiieee….Poor JAH almoas drap awffa im chair wen shi kin di teet dem…..Mi racks af ages, Mass Bully ram goat teet look betta dan fi har own…..ah weh di @!%#$ Bim get mi eena doah…watch mi an dat eediat tinite**
**Poor ting, Ugly gyal lass to baxside wen shi look pan di menew…Who shi ah fool bout shi ah read menew?…Read wah?…..Quik-quik shi han ie to Jah **
Ugly gyal: awwm, yuh cyan read out di menew fi mi babycakes…mi figet mi glawsis
**Bim grab di menew fram Jah**
Bim: Is arrite, mi wi arda sittern very very nice fi yuh….**Bim quik-quik browse di menu fi di cheapiss meal** Mi hear dem patty taste good in ya yu si..
Pretty Girl: So Bimsy, where wi goin afta dinner luv? Dancing? Movies? We ladies in di mood fi wine up wi waise line….right gurl?
Ugly gyal: **Putting her han pan har waise provocatively** ….Yes dawlin…yuh tink dem cyan hangle wi?
**Bim tinkin to imself….is weh dancing an movie com eena dis?….Ow mi gwine get outta dis wan…mi did juss figga wi tek ah walk afta dinna an fine ah comfatebble spat fi get cozy an den mi juss draaw two gear an goh eena it…Cho, baxside pan mi now….mi an Jah betta ave words**
Bim: Please to excuze mi nice an beautiful lady, ah mean ladies….Jah, mi waan show yuh sittin
**Jah get up quik time, almoas tun di table ova to rhatid well happy fi get weh fram di ole hag**
Bim: Bawss, is weh wi gwine do?
Jah: Wi? wi? Yuh deh pan yuh own pawdy….nuh yuh mek plan an hab di nerves fi set wan ole hag pan mi!! **Kiss teet**…..Mi shudda juss leff yuh wid di two ah dem…as ah matta ah fack, dat soun good to mi….hear wah….mi ketch yuh lata…
Bim: lata which pawt? Yuh mad….yuh cyaan leff mi soh pawdy!!
Jah: tell dem yuh cyaan stay out too late becah yuh granny sick…
Bim: awrite dat sound good, mi wi tell dem.
**Bim & Jah walk back tuh di table**
Bim: ummm lissen, mi granny sick an mi haffe goh tend tuh har.
Jah: yes an mi haffe mek sure im find im way back home
Pretty Girl: but si yah…unu tek wi fi fool, ow yuh know seh yuh granny sick? Yuh noh have secular phone!
Bim: uh uh uh uh…….Bway run bway run mi seh
Jah: mi deh right behind yuh bway!!
**Bim trip pan wan table an lick im foot**
Bim: waaaaaaiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee help mi bway
Jah: bway mi cyaan help yuh bway…di hugly girl deh behind mi bway o/
**Bim get up an staat run again**
**Bim an Jah run straight tuh dem hangout an enjoy an nice bakkle ah whites**
Bim: bway JahJah mi have ah nexx gyal mi waan yuh meet enoh…ah Country shi cum fram bway [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Jah: [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] o/
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