Why did the chicken cross the road?

[ackeegirl]

Sista Beluved would say: And God came down from de heavens, and He seh unto de chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And de Chicken crossed the road, and dere was much rejoicing.

ep would say: De fact dat yuh thought dat de chicken crossed de road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity

BruckBak Give me ten minutes wid de chicken and mi will find out. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

..ok...your turn....

[RichD]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Marcia..because the chicken read the rules

[esp]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Afta noon AG...my chicken betta nuh crass nuh road unless wan cock chicken deh ova deh...watse a time fi crass anyroad hif nutten nah guh gwaan.. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Suesumba]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Mutty would seh:

In ancient Babylon when the hanging gardens were constructed there was an urgent need for chickens in the rosicrucian sect, therefore chickens were imported about 890 BC and to this day they're still crossing the road.

[ackeegirl]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

RichD Because dats de only kinna trip de Establishment woulda mek it take.

[brukbak]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.
However, I did ask Vernon Jordan to find the chicken a job in New York.

Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a
decent, hardworking American.

L.A. Police Department: Give us
five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.

Saddam Hussein: This was an
unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite
justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on the chicken

Freud: The fact that you are at
all concerned that the chicken crossed the
road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity

[ackeegirl]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Sue Sumba It was ah government conspiracy. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Suesumba]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Aimelongname would seh:

The chicken crossed the road to serve his slavemasters.

[brukbak]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it-the "other side." Yes, my fiends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that.

No offense intended repeat...NO OFFENSE INTENDED........

[RichD]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Originally posted by SueSumba:
[qb]Aimelongname would seh:

The chicken crossed the road to serve his slavemasters.[/qb]

but him wouldnt sey it so concisely

[Aline]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

why oonu a attack di poor chicken???weh oonu a talk bout fill mi in so mi can tell oonu di real story behind di chicken. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[ackeegirl]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

dahjah woulda seh: de road represents de black man. De chicken crossed de "black man" in order fi trample him and keep him down.

[Queen]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Originally posted by RichD:
[qb]

Originally posted by SueSumba:
[qb]Aimelongname would seh:

The chicken crossed the road to serve his slavemasters.[/qb]

but him wouldnt sey it so concisely[/qb]

Exactly RichD, he would say, the Ebonites and Mongolians aren't looking out for each other and coerced the chicken to go on the other side where the Rhize People and the Menke Menke slave masters rule DWL!

[Suesumba]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Grandma2
The chicken crossed the road to DWL [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Queen]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Sukuna would say, the obeah tranga pan di odda side ah di road