Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Tiffony]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Originally posted by ackeegirl:
[qb]carven Tiffy woulda say: Mi nuh care. Catch it. Me need its eggs fi mek me omelet.[/qb]

Yuh daym rite!!

An Chickie would say......cawse di tuncawn meal wey di fawma crass di road di ah cook look bettah dan wey mi hab yahso. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Tiffony]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

No wait.....shi woulda sey, see dat daym Lye Arde ooman, mek mi crass an lik har dung. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Too bad chicken cyah drive cyar.

[neutral]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

westdide wandering...."chicken crossed road trip report"

spirituality......and lo and behold god sent forth the chicken across the road.

general discussion.....the chicken crossed the road,it had no brawtupsy...dwl,boal,lol.

deark....the chicken crossed the road,will it be ok.

[ackeegirl]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

and chickie woulda say: was dat a male chicken? and wat was it wearing? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[ackeegirl]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

dwl@neutral [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

and Magic the pilot woulda say: at how many hours did di chicken cross di road and why him neva hire me fi fly him cross di bawdah?

[Suesumba]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cntry would seh: Dat deh fowl pretty fi chroot.

[MarieK]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

BigBooie: mi seh a wan fat piece a chickin yu nuh but she juss a crass di road caw she want mi fi falla har nat a ting, mi nah go deh so

Jackie: dyam renkin chickin a chroo mi deh pon di sed side him crass? Mek him go weh

Yaadie: Woiii, mi bodiee, why di chickin a crass di road

Jahlive to Bim: Pawdy yu nuh see di chickin weh we tief fi cook layta a run weh, go ketch him

Capitall: Well it was a very fit chicken and probably needs exercise

[ackeegirl]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

good ones!

QK: di chicken crossed the road because that's where all the men are! it's logical [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[brukbak]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

HO: He crossed the road because he was on the worng side of the American/Canadian border....

[ackeegirl]

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Mountaingal: mi nuh care if him crossed and decide fi stay as long as him was carrying a book fi read.

[Suesumba]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Reggae+
He crossed the road to avoid paying taxes on the other side.

[brukbak]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Mutty:It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurence.

[Tiffony]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Originally posted by BrukBak:
[qb]Mutty:It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurence.[/qb]

Who ago believe dis come outta Mutty mout? :langkissteet: [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Guest]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

~~~~waaiiieee~~~~ [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Dis a one a de funnies chread me read in a lang lang time....

sukuna De chicken [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] crossed the road [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] because it wanted to bleach itself in de hopes of getting a man chicken [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

~~~~waaaiiiiiiiiiiieeeee~~~~ [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Guest]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

DearK the chicken crossed the road because it was feeling romantic.

~~~~~waaiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee~~~~~ [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]