names parents should neva name dere kids

[Marilyn]

Re: names parents should neva name dere kids

30 years of experience in education here, and some of these you will not believe
Bellie Reel
Delitzerlay Andrews
Aminchonrdia Glenn (I always felt like this one sounded like a yeaast infection of some type)
Marijuana McCray
Vagina (forget the last name)
Amantillado Davis
Johnny Doe
Elizabeth Taylor
Elvis Presley Richmond
Ida Lupino Blakely
I know you don't bleieve me,but all of these are real names of real students. Some of them I have right now.

[LINZI]

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OMG what cruel parents!

[Boricua_papi]

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Aminchonrdia Glenn

Parents were obviously biochemists. Amin(o acid) (mito)chondria

Marijuana McCray

Parents were big fans of Cheech and Chong films.

Vagina (forget the last name

This poor girl will end up on the top of a clock tower with a high powered rifle, one day.

[Suesumba]

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We have dealings with a fellow by the name of

LES MANLEY [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] I like saying dat name.

[Lacy]

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Years ago I processed payroll for a company and every week was DWL as I entered in the hours for;

Peter Virgin
Dick Biggerstaff

Lawdhavmassi! What did these parents think they were doing?

[shandy]

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dem always seh dat di name dat a mother give to har pickney most times relate to somting whey she like so like dick would be because she like dick [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] and maybe candy because she like sweets and stuff and so on. some a dem name yah dreadful though imagine the teasding whey nuff pickney get a school

[evanovitch]

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marilyn, u have mi dying wid laff...den how u seh de name dem wid a straight face....unu ever hear smaddy name 'Latrina'...well di supervisor at dis store mi frequent name so an she always a get page...sometimes mi tink dem jus a doing it fi get laff

[LadyDayshah]

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Dere wuz ah friend of mine who knew of a person named Jack ***.It juss didn't go well tuhgeddah tuh mi. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Usually ah white ppl. name dem chile Dick.Imagine ah guy named Dick Hardy.

Why in de hell would smaddi nayme dem chile Vagina??!!!!!!!!What de modda tinkin' about???
An if de fawdah wuz dere wen de ooman gi birth im pitiful fi mek dat guh troo. Mi hope de doctahs did try dem bess fi coax har out of it.Dem shood ban sum names in de US.

[DC]

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Someone told a story once on ja.com about someone who's name was John Crow. He was introduced to a crowd of Jamaicans. Imagine the uproar

I knew this guy by the name of Punni,
J.Punni

[Peasie]

Re: names parents should neva name dere kids

Did mek me 'memba an ol joke from high school.

Mrs. King who was about to have a baby and couldn't decide wha fi name har pickney til she see de pickney name clear as day pon a sign inna Jubilee hospital. When de baby born, she name him Nosmo.

[Hush Darlin]

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I know a guy whose name was John Crow....most people back home with the surname Crow usually change their name to Rowe and Ebanks....I was among the very few people who could call him Joh Crow and him noh bex cause mi use to tease him wid ie so much that him get use to it coming fram mi
A few years ago in downtown Toronto I met a lady with a little girl and and the little girl first name is Saturn yes afta the cyar and to make matter worse the likkle girl last name was Steel
yes Saturn Steel...dat poor likkle girl.

[Shefreen Clarke]

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I wonder what you guys would say about my full name: N E E R F E H S E K R A L C [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[britisha]

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[SweetLips]

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I work with a guy named Dick Moore.

[Guest]

Re: names parents should neva name dere kids

Originally posted by Boricua_papi:

Vagina (forget the last name

This poor girl will end up on the top of a clock tower with a high powered rifle, one day. [/QB]

What could they have been thinking [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]