Tweet
Imagine a Rastaman going on an interview for a job. Here are the questions and his Interpretation:
Why are you leaving your present job?
Di sour bway mi wok fah waan accuse di I a teifing small commodities affa di shelf.. so mi an im naah deal - mek im gwey!
Why should we hire you?
Cause di sign outta door sey “Help Wanted” ..so unu mus waan help .. si mi yah fi help unu out
What are your best skills?
Who? I man can ride a wicked ridim an DJ pan some wicked Dubplate!
How much do you expect to be paid?
Jus gi mi di full hundred!..preferably in a stack of nanny’s
Have you ever been arrested or convicted for any crime?
One time ..but dat noh count ... Di police bway jus lack mi up cause im sey it noh right fi have sex wid schoolas. Mi did tink di gal was in har 30s how shi tough
Do you have your own transportation?
I man foot is I man Trans-P.. yuh tink mi get dem callous yah and dutty foot a drive Mercedes?
How would you say you get along in a team environment?
Team environment? A wah name soh?.. beg yuh chat standard patwa so mi can undastood yuh yaah mam
Are you pleasant on the phone?
Yes .. til smaddy feisty dem stinking self wid mi, mi tell dem bout dem Mumma!
Are you good with customers?
A troo yuh noh know ..mi always keep mi customas coming fi more… Jah rastafari know sey dem keep coming back fi more a di good herb!
Any personal references?
Check out all a mi weed customas.. RickYD fram Cakburn Pen.. Smoky fram Waltham Park and mi idren Benjie Daag fram Jungle
Well Sir based on those answers I am afraid we will not be able to employ you at this time.
A weh di Mumma baxide unu a waist mi bongo-cyart time faah!! **kiss teet**.. Have a good mine rinse out yuh bloodbaught!
Why are you leaving your present job?
Di sour bway mi wok fah waan accuse di I a teifing small commodities affa di shelf.. so mi an im naah deal - mek im gwey!
Why should we hire you?
Cause di sign outta door sey “Help Wanted” ..so unu mus waan help .. si mi yah fi help unu out
What are your best skills?
Who? I man can ride a wicked ridim an DJ pan some wicked Dubplate!
How much do you expect to be paid?
Jus gi mi di full hundred!..preferably in a stack of nanny’s
Have you ever been arrested or convicted for any crime?
One time ..but dat noh count ... Di police bway jus lack mi up cause im sey it noh right fi have sex wid schoolas. Mi did tink di gal was in har 30s how shi tough
Do you have your own transportation?
I man foot is I man Trans-P.. yuh tink mi get dem callous yah and dutty foot a drive Mercedes?
How would you say you get along in a team environment?
Team environment? A wah name soh?.. beg yuh chat standard patwa so mi can undastood yuh yaah mam
Are you pleasant on the phone?
Yes .. til smaddy feisty dem stinking self wid mi, mi tell dem bout dem Mumma!
Are you good with customers?
A troo yuh noh know ..mi always keep mi customas coming fi more… Jah rastafari know sey dem keep coming back fi more a di good herb!
Any personal references?
Check out all a mi weed customas.. RickYD fram Cakburn Pen.. Smoky fram Waltham Park and mi idren Benjie Daag fram Jungle
Well Sir based on those answers I am afraid we will not be able to employ you at this time.
A weh di Mumma baxide unu a waist mi bongo-cyart time faah!! **kiss teet**.. Have a good mine rinse out yuh bloodbaught!
Comment