Guilt a kill mi!

[Guest]

Re: Guilt a kill mi!

Today is Sunday...smile a while and give your face a rest, raise your hands to the one you love the best, then shake hands with those nearby and greet them with a smile. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Hush Darlin]

Re: Guilt a kill mi!

Nunya if you continue to inhale her noxious gases you will eventually be passing some that smell like hers and that mixed wid her can be very dangerous so u better nip it in the bud

[Nunya]

Re: Guilt a kill mi!

Ah so it go?

Compry - you take that back! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[Guest]

Re: Guilt a kill mi!

Originally posted by Sweetssop:
[qb] Nunya if you continue to inhale her noxious gases you will eventually be passing some that smell like hers and that mixed wid her can be very dangerous so u better nip it in the bud [/qb]

I can see the front page now.

Canadian Woman and Pregnant Passenger Died in Gaseous Explosion

Monday, October 25, 2004...In a rare and unusual instance, the motor vehicle that Nunya and her pregnant passenger were riding in exploded on a rural route today.

After an extensive investigation, the coronor's office determined that it was the mixture of Nunya's sweet biscuit smelling fart and her pregnant passenger's unknown smelleous gaseous.

Their next of kins are saddened by the unfortunate loss however Nunya's husband was heard saying that Nunya should have listened to Compry's advise. We are still waiting to get Compry's statement.

Edited for typos.

[Nunya]

Re: Guilt a kill mi!

BOAL! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

So yuh a try say dat dere is some sense to whe Sweets a say??? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

smelleous gasseous [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Tigrrr]

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[Tigrrr]

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Nunya you have to tell this young lady that you refuse to transport her weapon of mass destruction. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Nunya]

Re: Guilt a kill mi!

I give up! / [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Guest]

Re: Guilt a kill mi!

Originally posted by Nunya:
[qb]So yuh a try say dat dere is some sense to whe Sweets a say??? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
[/qb]

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] You never know.

[Hush Darlin]

Re: Guilt a kill mi!

Originally posted by Nunya:
[qb]


smelleous gasseous [/qb]

wanda a whicha dickshenary Compry find dem dey wudd [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Hush Darlin]

Re: Guilt a kill mi!

Originally posted by Tigrrr:
[qb] Nunya you have to tell this young lady that you refuse to transport her weapon of mass destruction. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [/qb]

it is weapons of gasseous destruction [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[j-kid]

Re: Guilt a kill mi!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Nunya:
[qb]

Like the queen, I do not fart. [/qb]

Dat explains why in all these years, every time mi si di queen si soh serious, an whenever shi try fi smile it look like shi inna pain. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Yuh kno suppun? Mi sure hope dat Nunya noh smoke or use di cigar lighter inna di cyar, because fart gas can bi explosive!

Nunya, Yuh caa doh some more research pan ie: [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

[Nunya]

Re: Guilt a kill mi!

I cannot believe that at this time a night you have me reading bout up bout farts!

Did you know this: "Whereas it may be difficult for you to determine your daily flatus volume, you can certainly keep track of your daily numerical fart count. " [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

If I could do that, why in the world would I want to? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[j-kid]

Re: Guilt a kill mi!

well, if yuh ah goh keep giving Lady wind-bag ah ride, mi figa yuh should bi well educated pan di subject. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Chef Donjuan]

Re: Guilt a kill mi!

Nunya, I agrre with what jedi I stated, however, I will asked this question, is your guilt really at yourself for not saying something the first time? You thought it would be rude to mention something that offended your nose, in your vehicle? If ti was not rude for her to "cut the cheese", why is it rude for you to asked her to put a cork in it or change your diet? A funny approach as mention before would be great. I'm wild enough to make a louder more intensly fart and say, "Now, top that one!"