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Breaking News from Boardlane TV news. We have just got word that the Fowl that was allegedly thrown at dancehall dancer, John Hype is about to hold a press conference to clear up matters. We now turn you over that press conference now in progress
Fowl: Good aftanoon dancehall fans. Now mi hear sey di news media a sey a mi cause dem fi Shoot Bogle laas night. Yes is troo dat Bogle carry mi go a di dance but mi neva know sey im did have any intention fi put mi ina di miggle a im war wid John Hype.
Fus to begin when Bogle come mi yaad come pick mi up im tell mi sey im waan mi fi come di dance fi come show aff mi new dance name di Chicken Rotisserie. So dats why mi di deh a di dance…. Now all of a sudden mi si boggle lif mi up by mi wing an dash mi pan dis tall ugly fellow an call im “common fowl”. Fus to begin mek mi jus tell unu sey mi is nat noh common fowl. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
Mi grow ina wan stoosh coob an unu noh come mix mi up wid dem carelis fowl weh unu si a walk up a dung di road a nyam cockroach outta gutta wata wid dem peal out batty outta door.. Mi is a high class fowl – awoh. So unu get dat right ina unu news headline. Unu is too clucking feisty an outa-arda fi style mi as common fowl. 
Now as mi was saying. Mi sarry sey Bogle dead.. but mi even more sarry dat all now mi noh get fi show aff mi Chicken Rotisserie. dance… Before mi lef yahso..mi jus waan fi hail up Elephant man an mi a beg im come link mi so mi can buss mi dance a yaad an farrin.
Last but nat least ..dis fowl noh business ina cockie-man fight.. So unu tap call up mi name.. Mi dun talk! Cluck dis! **Miggle finga** [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
And there you have it folks....straight from the fowls mouth. This has been a Boardlane TV exclusive. Now we return you to your scheduled programming ....
Dry Foot Wendy
Fowl: Good aftanoon dancehall fans. Now mi hear sey di news media a sey a mi cause dem fi Shoot Bogle laas night. Yes is troo dat Bogle carry mi go a di dance but mi neva know sey im did have any intention fi put mi ina di miggle a im war wid John Hype.
Fus to begin when Bogle come mi yaad come pick mi up im tell mi sey im waan mi fi come di dance fi come show aff mi new dance name di Chicken Rotisserie. So dats why mi di deh a di dance…. Now all of a sudden mi si boggle lif mi up by mi wing an dash mi pan dis tall ugly fellow an call im “common fowl”. Fus to begin mek mi jus tell unu sey mi is nat noh common fowl. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
Mi grow ina wan stoosh coob an unu noh come mix mi up wid dem carelis fowl weh unu si a walk up a dung di road a nyam cockroach outta gutta wata wid dem peal out batty outta door.. Mi is a high class fowl – awoh. So unu get dat right ina unu news headline. Unu is too clucking feisty an outa-arda fi style mi as common fowl. Now as mi was saying. Mi sarry sey Bogle dead.. but mi even more sarry dat all now mi noh get fi show aff mi Chicken Rotisserie. dance… Before mi lef yahso..mi jus waan fi hail up Elephant man an mi a beg im come link mi so mi can buss mi dance a yaad an farrin.
Last but nat least ..dis fowl noh business ina cockie-man fight.. So unu tap call up mi name.. Mi dun talk! Cluck dis! **Miggle finga** [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
And there you have it folks....straight from the fowls mouth. This has been a Boardlane TV exclusive. Now we return you to your scheduled programming ....
Dry Foot Wendy
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