Patois Contest - Good Friday Activity

**Peasie** · 03-25-2005, 02:26 PM

Re: Patois Contest - Good Friday Activity

Originally posted by neochin:
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Originally posted by ShameTree:
[qb] Submitted for translation:

As well as having a wealth of historic sights, Downtown Kingston is also a bustling business district with busy roadways and crowded sidewalks. Walking along its streets you may witness the vibrancy, brashness and unpredictability of our urban lifestyle. In order to ensure you don’t miss any of the important sights, it’s best to have a local guide accompany you on your walking tour. [/qb]

Dungtown have nuff old-time building deh bout. But di place full-up a higgla, samfie man, ginnal, and hodder bizniz type. If yu walk dung deh, a bare buttuness yu gwine si. Mek one yardman follow yu, fi mek sure yu nuh pass out, **** inna yu pants, or get run weh by higgla. [/qb]

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translation Neo.

**bandido1** · 03-25-2005, 02:26 PM

Re: Patois Contest - Good Friday Activity

Originally posted by Q3210:
[qb] Bandido c`mere bway....A is for Apple...B is for Backle...C is for Kill and D is for yu Dutty foot..F is for Fyah...E is for `ears in a decade...so on and so forth...yu got de pictcha...eeh sonny? [/qb]

It staat to mek sense nung! tank yuh sar! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

**Guest** · 03-25-2005, 02:27 PM

Re: Patois Contest - Good Friday Activity

Originally posted by damask:
[qb]

Originally posted by Jedi l:
[qb]

Originally posted by damask:
[qb] Ha doan like nun a oonu peeple, oonu waspitnot [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] GDAB oonu laughing and making fun of my best patois effort [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [/qb]

wat is WASPITNOT...~waiiieeee~ [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [/qb]

Jsdi 1. yu WASPITNOT GBAB [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] an tap laff affa mi patois [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/qb]

Okay I see now you mean WATS-IT-NAT. Get the spelling right dear [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

**neochin** · 03-25-2005, 02:29 PM

Re: Patois Contest - Good Friday Activity

Originally posted by bandido1:
[qb] Seet ya!

The quality of mercy is not strain'd,
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven
Upon the place beneath: it is twice blest;
It blesseth him that gives and him that takes:
'Tis mightiest in the mightiest: it becomes
The throned monarch better than his crown;
His sceptre shows the force of temporal power,
The attribute to awe and majesty,
Wherein doth sit the dread and fear of kings;
But mercy is above this sceptred sway;
It is enthroned in the hearts of kings,
It is an attribute to God himself;
And earthly power doth then show likest God's
When mercy seasons justice. Therefore, Jew,
Though justice be thy plea, consider this,
That, in the course of justice, none of us
Should see salvation: we do pray for mercy;
And that same prayer doth teach us all to render
The deeds of mercy. I have spoke thus much
To mitigate the justice of thy plea;
Which if thou follow, this strict court of Venice
Must needs give sentence 'gainst the merchant there. [/qb]

Yardie nuh inna dem langilala speech.
When God bring uriicane, him nuh kill all a wi

**championgal262** · 03-25-2005, 02:29 PM

Re: Patois Contest - Good Friday Activity

sweet pleasures are of no conserquence however distilled in the adequate nature of copulate talks

**Peasie** · 03-25-2005, 02:35 PM

Re: Patois Contest - Good Friday Activity

Portmore, wow! Time to put out business card, girl!

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**Venn** · 03-25-2005, 02:36 PM

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**Guest** · 03-25-2005, 02:38 PM

Re: Patois Contest - Good Friday Activity

Originally posted by championgal262:
[qb] sweet pleasures are of no conserquence however distilled in the adequate nature of copulate talks [/qb]

wen sex sweet nuff man chat pere fawt! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

**WitchyOoman** · 03-25-2005, 02:45 PM

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The death agony was horrible . . . At what seemed like the very last moment he suddenly opened his eyes and cast a glance over everyone in the room . . . He suddenly lifted his left hand as though bringing down a curse on us all. The gesture was incomprehensible and full of menace . . . The next moment, after a final effort, the spirit wrenched itself free of the flesh.

~ Svetlana Alliluyeva, 1953 ~

Unno wanted short, rite? Dis short. And to di point. An is a passage dat is appropriate fi'Good Friday.

Who aguh translayte hit into Patois fi'mi, pleese? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

PS: It's Jospeh Stalin's daughter's eyewitness account of her father's last moments before Death took him.

**damask** · 03-25-2005, 02:45 PM

Re: Patois Contest - Good Friday Activity

Originally posted by Q3210:
[qb] Neochin, yu gots anyting for indijeshun?

Damask...Accolades to you mi brave baby for stepping into the fore...exspecially wid de ooman wid de cutlass, Ja maica Daye. [/qb]

Q, she and her wutlis cutliss waspitnot [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

**Guest** · 03-25-2005, 02:46 PM

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Hey (((Porty))) ah ongle hope seh yuh a tally up mi prize dem eeh nuh... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

**Guest** · 03-25-2005, 02:52 PM

Re: Patois Contest - Good Friday Activity

Originally posted by WitchyOoman:
[qb] The death agony was horrible . . . At what seemed like the very last moment he suddenly opened his eyes and cast a glance over everyone in the room . . . He suddenly lifted his left hand as though bringing down a curse on us all. The gesture was incomprehensible and full of menace . . . The next moment, after a final effort, the spirit wrenched itself free of the flesh.

~ Svetlana Alliluyeva, 1953 ~

Unno wanted short, rite? Dis short. And to di point. An is a passage dat is appropriate fi'Good Friday.

Who aguh translayte hit into Patois fi'mi, pleese? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

PS: It's Jospeh Stalin's daughter's eyewitness account of her father's last moments before Death took him. [/qb]

Bwouy mia tell yuh seh di man didda suffa bad bad eh noh.

den all an sudden im open him yeye dem an dis gi aal a di ppl. dem inna di room wan kinna stare eeh noh.

Den im lif up im han like im a put duppy pon all a dem, hevrybaddi friten caw dem nayn kno wah ee coulda meean. Den him dis lif up im ed agen

like im waan seh sopm, den im dis ded soh

**WitchyOoman** · 03-25-2005, 02:58 PM

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Tonks, Jedi.

I'm having another rough day. I'd like to take the opportunity, though, to wish you - and everyone else - a Happy Easter.

**Guest** · 03-25-2005, 03:00 PM

Re: Patois Contest - Good Friday Activity

Originally posted by WitchyOoman:
[qb] Tonks, Jedi.

I'm having another rough day. I'd like to take the opportunity, though, to wish you - and everyone else - a Happy Easter. [/qb]

Sup dahlin [img]/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Mi deyah igle, but mi soon gawn a church go ketch weh lef a di service.

Happy Easter my dear cheer up! Sunday's comin

**Q3210** · 03-25-2005, 03:01 PM

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Damask deh pon a beeline...wid har waspitnot.
On de odda hand, could it be the waspitnot in de living room weh har madda put all dem figurine and tings.

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