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Speaking before Resident Magistrate Madge Brown, 35 year old civil servant Errol Jones pleaded "guilty with explanation" to an assault charge against his wife Sonia, other wise known by her online name 'JAMDUNG-Princess'.
Mr. Jones related the circumstances leading up to the charge as his wife's obsession with "hanging out on boardlane" with a notorious group of idlers at Jamaicans.com. Describing his marriage as previously a good one, Mr. Jones said that his wife suddenly changed after they bought a computer and she found the infamous website. "Mawnin, noon an night Miss Brown, she deh pon GD a start chred ana poas all kine a something wid people weh shi noh know. He then related an instance where they were making love when his wife suddenly BOAL and then began ROTFL. Mi could'n tek it no more your honor so mi tell har fi GDAB. She said she was going to report me to someone name "Xavier" and das when mi had was to lik har caw mi noh like no odda else man name call inna mi house". Mr. Jones stated that they have not lived as man and wife since and further accused his wife of posting their business on DearK "fi all di almshouse dem fi read".
Mrs. Sonia Jones was then called to the stand to give her testimony and had this to say:
Proceedings were halted for the day when the RM had to leave to check on her thread in "Style & Fashion".
Mr. Jones related the circumstances leading up to the charge as his wife's obsession with "hanging out on boardlane" with a notorious group of idlers at Jamaicans.com. Describing his marriage as previously a good one, Mr. Jones said that his wife suddenly changed after they bought a computer and she found the infamous website. "Mawnin, noon an night Miss Brown, she deh pon GD a start chred ana poas all kine a something wid people weh shi noh know. He then related an instance where they were making love when his wife suddenly BOAL and then began ROTFL. Mi could'n tek it no more your honor so mi tell har fi GDAB. She said she was going to report me to someone name "Xavier" and das when mi had was to lik har caw mi noh like no odda else man name call inna mi house". Mr. Jones stated that they have not lived as man and wife since and further accused his wife of posting their business on DearK "fi all di almshouse dem fi read".
Mrs. Sonia Jones was then called to the stand to give her testimony and had this to say:
Proceedings were halted for the day when the RM had to leave to check on her thread in "Style & Fashion".
mi run in yah tink seh is true ting mi was gwine read... 
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