Patois Contest - Good Friday Activity

[Q3210]

Re: Patois Contest - Good Friday Activity

Hahahahahaha....listen to Jedi....pon a roll...Hey lady..mi never know yu woulda stoop suh low...Joke!

Jerk season is one hat hat combilation of peppers and spices..pimento inn it too...fi hundrid of `ears granny still trying to find de rited amount fe put inna one battle..but everytime de recipiece lass...an she haffi try all over again...Mista Simit...cum wid one jerk sinting...lawd it hat!...De world deh a bun wid fyah....wid fi him jerk sneezing.

[Guest]

Re: Patois Contest - Good Friday Activity

Originally posted by Q3210:
[qb] Hahahahahaha....listen to Jedi....pon a roll...Hey lady..mi never know yu woulda stoop suh low...Joke!

Jerk season is one hat hat combilation of peppers and spices..pimento inn it too...fi hundrid of `ears granny still trying to find de rited amount fe put inna one battle..but everytime de recipiece lass...an she haffi try all over again...Mista Simit...cum wid one jerk sinting...lawd it hat!...De world deh a bun wid fyah....wid fi him jerk sneezing. [/qb]

Waapen deh (((Q))) [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

bway mi noh kno wepaat mi coulda hide a tell ppl. seh me is African American... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Aldoah when mi speak di queens Hinglish [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] some ppl. tink a Cyanada mi cum fram [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[damask]

Re: Patois Contest - Good Friday Activity

Jerk is a hot, spicy uniquely Jamaican seasoning which has been developed over centuries. Traditional jerking is a method of cooking highly spiced meat outdoors, slowly over a pimento wood fire. As this method is difficult to recreate at home, Mr Smith has developed his very own renowned line of Jerk seasonings to capture this unforgettable flavor. Jerk cooking is fast becoming more & more popular worldwide.

well mek mi gi hit a likkle chry

as di hole a oonu no jarking is a wey fi cook hout a dore tek yu time ova hood fiya. da wey ya is so hard fe dweet a yu gate, Smitty fine a wey fe mek fi im hown flava zeen. right ya now evribady hall ova di worl no bout jherk cooking star. bighup fi dat [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

sen mi prize cum sum a smitty jark chicken star [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Peasie]

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Submitted for translation:

As well as having a wealth of historic sights, Downtown Kingston is also a bustling business district with busy roadways and crowded sidewalks. Walking along its streets you may witness the vibrancy, brashness and unpredictability of our urban lifestyle. In order to ensure you don’t miss any of the important sights, it’s best to have a local guide accompany you on your walking tour.

[bandido1]

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Originally posted by ShameTree:
[qb] Submitted for translation:

As well as having a wealth of historic sights, Downtown Kingston is also a bustling business district with busy roadways and crowded sidewalks. Walking along its streets you may witness the vibrancy, brashness and unpredictability of our urban lifestyle. In order to ensure you don’t miss any of the important sights, it’s best to have a local guide accompany you on your walking tour. [/qb]

Mi noh undahstan! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Guest]

Re: Patois Contest - Good Friday Activity

Originally posted by ShameTree:
[qb] Submitted for translation:

As well as having a wealth of historic sights, Downtown Kingston is also a bustling business district with busy roadways and crowded sidewalks. Walking along its streets you may witness the vibrancy, brashness and unpredictability of our urban lifestyle. In order to ensure you don’t miss any of the important sights, it’s best to have a local guide accompany you on your walking tour. [/qb]

watchyah noh mek a tell yuh somting. Yuh si dung tung Kingston, is a place weh cyan entice yuh fi go dung fi deh goh look seaka ee dis full a whol heapa wi Jumakan culcha an ting seen. But me aggo show yuh somting. Chry yuh lebel bess noh goh dung deh by yusself yuh hear, an ef yuh even go wid smaddee wheh kno di place gud, gud, chry no show aaf yuh fariniss ar any a yuh gold chain an ting, caw anyting cyan happen as yuh seh kem. Meanin fi seh yuh bettah aaf dis falla wan gide an mek im show yuh di sites an memba fi kip yuh mout shet an yuh belangins a yuh yawd.

[JamaicaDaye]

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Originally posted by damask:
well mek mi gi hit a likkle chry

as di hole a oonu no jarking is a wey fi cook hout a dore tek yu time ova hood fiya. da wey ya is so hard fe dweet a yu gate, Smitty fine a wey fe mek fi im hown flava zeen. right ya now evribady hall ova di worl no bout jherk cooking star. bighup fi dat [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

sen mi prize cum sum a smitty jark chicken star [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/QB]

ok, I give up! what's a Jark? come on with it now! dont keep it to yourself

[Guest]

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brap! brap! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Q3210]

Re: Patois Contest - Good Friday Activity

Dung tun Kingstan as part of having a lang lang history and places yu can guh look is also a mad place wid people all over de sidewalk and roads where no cyar can pass, `specially pon Sattideh.
When yu walk dung deh, yu caan feel de shouldahs of man women and children passing by. One minute, business as usual. The next minute, gun shat! Shutters lock down! If yu inside, yu is hostage till when Missa Chin roll up de iron shetta dem again fe yu fi gwan `bout yu bizniss.
It is good to mek Dudus and Zeke know seh yu is there, so as to gurantee yu protectshan.
Odda dan dat, dung ah town Kingstan is one nice place to go spread yu foot.

[msportmore]

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Mi she! Ah nuh ongle ole building dungtown from when di devil was a bwoy yu nuh? When yu go dungtown, yu si di whole a di business man dem an di road and di sidewalk dem come een like sardine tin! Yu cyaant even fine place fi walk to neck back! Any street yu goh dung, yu wi si fi yusself how some Jamaican tan. Yu neva know weh fi expek wid some a wi mi a tell yu If yu nuh waan miss nutten (or if yu nuh want nutten fi go missing) a betta if yu gi wan a di bway dem a bills an mek dem walk wid yu. Addawise, dawg nyam yu suppa.

[msportmore]

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Originally posted by JamaicaDaye:
[qb]

Originally posted by damask:
well mek mi gi hit a likkle chry

as di hole a oonu no jarking is a wey fi cook hout a dore tek yu time ova hood fiya. da wey ya is so hard fe dweet a yu gate, Smitty fine a wey fe mek fi im hown flava zeen. right ya now evribady hall ova di worl no bout jherk cooking star. bighup fi dat [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

sen mi prize cum sum a smitty jark chicken star [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/qb]

ok, I give up! what's a Jark? come on with it now! dont keep it to yourself [/QB]

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[championgal262]

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today is the 25th of march and the weather outside is quite lovely, with the exception of minor mounds of snow covering the crust of the earth

[msportmore]

Re: Patois Contest - Good Friday Activity

Originally posted by Q3210:
[qb] ...Dudus and Zeke ... [/qb]

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[bandido1]

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Mi noh undahstan! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[Q3210]

Re: Patois Contest - Good Friday Activity

Mek a Jark mi first prize outta Damask hands.