embarrassing tings u parents use fi do to u

**Wendy** · 05-26-2005, 07:20 PM

Re: embarrassing tings u parents use fi do to u

evan ... mi ago call mi faada an ask im if im realted to yuh [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

B_P yuh a wanaa bee jew to

**Boricua_papi** · 05-26-2005, 07:22 PM

Re: embarrassing tings u parents use fi do to u

Originally posted by Wendy:
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oh lawd, we related

On Lord dis is the wos news mi coulda get [img]/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
Mi have wan neda family memba weh beggi beggie [img]/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] .. Mi noh know nutten bout being a jew mi love .. o Mi Granpa tell mi seh mi Great granpa come fram Cuba ..dats why mi have Jew name. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] ..

It wasn't a big deal til mi come America [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] .. all a di jew dem a ask mi weh mi get dat deh name fram and mi havi tell di same story ova an ova

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Mi tink Wendy need a Bat Mitzvah enoh. Mi cousin whe have Jewish madda have wan an di pawty was good man.

**evanovitch** · 05-26-2005, 07:25 PM

Re: embarrassing tings u parents use fi do to u

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Wendy:
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It wasn't a big deal til mi come America [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] .. all a di jew dem a ask mi weh mi get dat deh name fram and mi havi tell di same story ova an ova

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chile wen mi fuss come a America di non black man whe ha di same name as mi neva like seh mi ask him whe him people come from originally....but since it was in Georgia, dat mite a did ha sinting fi do wid him not wanting to share di fambily tree [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

**777** · 05-26-2005, 07:37 PM

Re: embarrassing tings u parents use fi do to u

(my mother) the most embarrasing thing was to call out me name inna de bus, while seh deh a de front of the bus and me inna de back.... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

**Night Nurse** · 05-26-2005, 07:43 PM

Re: embarrassing tings u parents use fi do to u

DWL awwwfta di Jew dem inna dis chread.

Fi mi nayme belang to a irish man, suh wen peeple ketch mi nayme and den si sey a mi inna mi choco-swirl beauty whe present miself, hear dem "I thought yuh were Irish wid dat nayme"

Hear mi nuh, my slave owners and plantation foremen were irish, a dat's why mi have dat name [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] .

9 outta 10 times, dat leff dem

and suh mi clear di way fi get awwwn wid what mi come dere to duh. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

YAMMHEGGZUP:

**JesusDread** · 05-26-2005, 07:54 PM

Re: embarrassing tings u parents use fi do to u

Originally posted by Juss plain ole B_P:
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Mi tink Wendy need a Bat Mitzvah enoh. Mi cousin whe have Jewish madda have wan an di pawty was good man. [/qb]

Mi tink a did Bar Mitzvah?

Den agen, Wendy is a witch name so maye is BAT fi chue..... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

**djrosen1** · 05-26-2005, 07:58 PM

Re: embarrassing tings u parents use fi do to u

Originally posted by JesusDread:
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Originally posted by Juss plain ole B_P:
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Mi tink Wendy need a Bat Mitzvah enoh. Mi cousin whe have Jewish madda have wan an di pawty was good man. [/qb]

Mi tink a did Bar Mitzvah?

Den agen, Wendy is a witch name so maye is BAT fi chue..... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/qb]

Bar Mitzvah for boys; Bat Mitzvah for girls.

**Boricua_papi** · 05-26-2005, 08:00 PM

Re: embarrassing tings u parents use fi do to u

Originally posted by JesusDread:
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Originally posted by Juss plain ole B_P:
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Mi tink Wendy need a Bat Mitzvah enoh. Mi cousin whe have Jewish madda have wan an di pawty was good man. [/qb]

Mi tink a did Bar Mitzvah?

Den agen, Wendy is a witch name so maye is BAT fi chue..... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/qb]

*kissteet*

Di Bat Mitzvah is fi girls and di Bar Mitzvah is fi bways. Mi dun even beleeve in dem tings deh but mi knoa dat.

**evanovitch** · 05-26-2005, 08:10 PM

Re: embarrassing tings u parents use fi do to u

a weh mek oonoo a bar mitzy fah...a whe seh do...she drink awf di communion wine again.... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

**JesusDread** · 05-26-2005, 08:12 PM

Re: embarrassing tings u parents use fi do to u

Originally posted by RambleOn.:
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Originally posted by JesusDread:
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Originally posted by Juss plain ole B_P:
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Mi tink Wendy need a Bat Mitzvah enoh. Mi cousin whe have Jewish madda have wan an di pawty was good man. [/qb]

Mi tink a did Bar Mitzvah?

Den agen, Wendy is a witch name so maye is BAT fi chue..... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/qb]

Bar Mitzvah for boys; Bat Mitzvah for girls. [/qb]

Well tonx fi di heads up.

A weh poor mi fi know bout Jew anyway, mi ongly know Jew Plum fra baka yaad.

**JesusDread** · 05-26-2005, 08:15 PM

Re: embarrassing tings u parents use fi do to u

Originally posted by Juss plain ole B_P:
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Originally posted by JesusDread:
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Originally posted by Juss plain ole B_P:
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Mi tink Wendy need a Bat Mitzvah enoh. Mi cousin whe have Jewish madda have wan an di pawty was good man. [/qb]

Mi tink a did Bar Mitzvah?

Den agen, Wendy is a witch name so maye is BAT fi chue..... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/qb]

*kissteet*

Di Bat Mitzvah is fi girls and di Bar Mitzvah is fi bways. Mi dun even beleeve in dem tings deh but mi knoa dat.

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LOL, tek yu time wid mi yaa batman! Unlike yu, ano evry ting mi know...

**Tigrrr** · 05-26-2005, 09:22 PM

Re: embarrassing tings u parents use fi do to u

Originally posted by Wendy:
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Originally posted by evanovitch:
[qb] i have a dimple on my left cheek, the lower one, and as a child mi fada use to tink it was soooooo cute and unusual and would always mention it to family friends...

always wid the 'everybody have dimples on dem face, but MY dawta have one on di odda cheek...show dem dahling, show dem

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] ..... [/qb]

LOL

why does this story soun eerily similiar in some ways.

I have 1 degge degge dimple to but what was funny is ..no one in my family have dimples ..except for distant cousins. When I was a child mi parents always a mek wan big fuss ova who mi inherit di dimple fram ..

Well wan day when wan a di argument come up ..here mi faada to mi Auntie "Mi seh a me shi get di dimple fram mi seh" .. Mi auntie sey "How shi fi get dimple fram yuh an yuh noh gat none? ".. So hear my ediat faada... "Mi have wan dimple ina mi batty weh yuh neva si yet" [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [/qb]

My left dimple is deep. My right dimple is not as pronounced. When I was a kid everyone made such a big deal of di dimples. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] Now no one even mentions it. Times change. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

BTW nobady else inna mi fambly have dimples but mi cousin's gap inna front tooth was also a big topic. Ie cute an har daughter got wan too.

**Tigrrr** · 05-26-2005, 09:30 PM

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Dis whole Wendy/ole bat bizness disturbs mi. Sure shi facety to rhatid, but calling har a bat is out of horder! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

(If henny of dis nuh mek sense ie because mi cyaan speak patwa. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] )

**evanovitch** · 05-26-2005, 09:32 PM

Re: embarrassing tings u parents use fi do to u

Originally posted by Tigrrr:
[qb] Dis whole Wendy/ole bat bizness disturbs mi. Sure shi facety to rhatid, but calling har a bat is out of horder! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

(If henny of dis nuh mek sense ie because mi cyaan speak patwa. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] ) [/qb]

mi tell u seh u eena dat deh place whe no culcha no deh....sen mi u bankaccountnumba an mi wi teach u how fi speakyspokey fiwe dialek [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

**damask** · 05-26-2005, 09:44 PM

Re: embarrassing tings u parents use fi do to u

My right eye have 2 colours, my grandparents (lived with them during my formative years)my Gramma used to say stuff like look at damask eye, my God why do you think it's is 2 different colours. She would do this anytime any place I used to be so embarrassed. People would come up to me and take a hold of my arm and peer into my eyes [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

Now it works in my favour [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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